I consider myself to be one of the top 5 funny guys in Adult and I'm available now.

**jacked** · 01-24-2006, 11:38 AM

this is oh so familiar

**Ice** · 01-24-2006, 11:39 AM

what are your rates?

**eroswebmaster** · 01-24-2006, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by Ice

what are your rates?

The sound of laughter man, that's all I need.

**dij** · 01-24-2006, 11:41 AM

very nice stuff in portfolio

**xxxdesign-net** · 01-24-2006, 11:41 AM

Who's the top one and can he juggles?

**DamageX** · 01-24-2006, 11:42 AM

Touche!

**eroswebmaster** · 01-24-2006, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net

Who's the top one and can he juggles?

Actually I juggle and that is NO joke...LOL.

Been juggling for over 25 years now.

**Nydahl** · 01-24-2006, 11:52 AM

don't piss me off bro and contact me asap.

You won that 200 USd content credit and never pick it up ......
hit me on ICQ man
153918034
and yes you are in top 5

**Baker Rd** · 01-24-2006, 12:07 PM

agree, you are pretty funny looking...

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 01-24-2006, 12:18 PM

Let's have some samples...

Do you offer a money-back guarantee?

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?

Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs]

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?

Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Henry Hill: Jus...

Tommy DeVito: What?

Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

ADG Webmaster

**Snake Doctor** · 01-24-2006, 12:21 PM

This is bullshit, don't believe this guy.

I bought some jokes from him and he sent me jokes that he stole from candyflip.

**eroswebmaster** · 01-24-2006, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by Lenny2

This is bullshit, don't believe this guy.

I bought some jokes from him and he sent me jokes that he stole from candyflip.

too much man.

**FleshJoe2005** · 01-24-2006, 01:03 PM

Let me get this... Are there people on here who buy JOKES?!

I'll die laughing..... LOLOLOL SHEESH man... Oww.

**tenderobject** · 01-24-2006, 01:05 PM

hahaha i like this thread

**Fred Quimby** · 01-24-2006, 01:09 PM

News Flash:

If you have to tell jokes, your not a funny person.

**eroswebmaster** · 01-24-2006, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by Fred Quimby

News Flash:

If you have to tell jokes, your not a funny person.

News Flash:

If you have no clue, don't post.

**SykkBoy** · 01-24-2006, 01:30 PM

Yeah, you're no labret, but you make me giggle....sometimes I even guffaw at your pointed wit...once, just once, I even laughed my ass off...

**sfera** · 01-24-2006, 01:31 PM

heh i have to see some of your jokes

**eroswebmaster** · 01-24-2006, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by FleshJoe2005

Let me get this... Are there people on here who buy JOKES?!

I'll die laughing..... LOLOLOL SHEESH man... Oww.

You need to buy jokes?

Current specials:
Knock Knock jokes are 50% off

How many *fill in the blank* does it take to *fill in the blank* jokes are free with every 10th purchase of all racist jokes.

Upcoming specials:
Your mama jokes are buy one get one free during Black History Month

I take paypal, epassporte, all major credit cards and Western Union.

I am available right now, so turn around will be quick.

**eroswebmaster** · 01-24-2006, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by SykkBoy2

once, just once, I even laughed my ass off...

Yes but we were doing nitrous that night, so it doesn't count.

**SykkBoy** · 01-24-2006, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Yes but we were doing nitrous that night, so it doesn't count.

but we were doing it with a hairy midget, a circus clown and a one legged hooker....well, ok, maybe it doesn't really count...

**Snake Doctor** · 01-24-2006, 07:19 PM

One time I bought jokes from Fletch, but he kept selling me the same joke over and over again.
He would change a word around here or there, but he sold me the same joke 20 times.....he's been doing this for years.

Amazing.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 01-24-2006, 07:34 PM

Eroswebmaster only has top notch jokes. He's a stand-up guy (and that's important when you're telling jokes).

ADG Webmaster

**RedShoe** · 01-24-2006, 09:05 PM

hey man, I need a joke that shows people I'm really smart. Something that involves a calculator, or some sort of math problem. Got anything?

**RedShoe** · 01-24-2006, 09:09 PM

Oh and by the way I already know the Dolly Parton big tit calculator joke. But I want something like that.

For those of you not in the know.. Tell this story, and punch in the numbers as you see them...

"Dolly Parton's chest is sixty nine (69) inches around and her doctor said that was too, too, too, (222) much so he gave her fifty one (51) pill to take eight times a day (x8) and that leaves her... (hit = and turn the calculator over)

That one I know.. I need one like it.
Thanks

**eroswebmaster** · 01-24-2006, 09:36 PM

Yes Redshoe I have a joke for you.

Basically you start off with the premise that you heard this dolly parton joke and you ended up spillin soda on your keyboard when you tried to flip your monitor over to read it.

Still needs tightening up, only $50 if you want the finished version

**adultchica** · 01-24-2006, 09:40 PM

Let's hear some of your stuff, eros. Post one of your best "original" jokes

**Jace** · 02-09-2006, 11:13 AM

bump for Lenny2

**imaginax** · 02-16-2006, 11:25 AM

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=567283

**Snake Doctor** · 02-19-2006, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe

hey man, I need a joke that shows people I'm really smart. Something that involves a calculator, or some sort of math problem. Got anything?

Yo mama's such a slut that if she were a CHMOD she would be a 777.....EVERYONE has access

I consider myself to be one of the top 5 funny guys in Adult and I'm available now.

I consider myself to be one of the top 5 funny guys in Adult and I'm available now.

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