Any tricks for keeping your zipper from falling down?

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  • chase
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    • Jul 2004
    • 6019

    #1

    Any tricks for keeping your zipper from falling down?

    I have a pair of jeans I love, but I can't keep the zipper from falling down. Are there any tricks short of stabbing myself with a safty pin every time I pee for that?
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  • baddog
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    • Apr 2001
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    #2
    there is a little lock, that if you zip all the way up, and carefully close it, will engage

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    • Hardlinks
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      #3
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      • chase
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        #4
        Originally posted by Hardlinks
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        • chase
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          #5
          Originally posted by baddog
          there is a little lock, that if you zip all the way up, and carefully close it, will engage
          I looked it over and I don't see anything like that
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          • Heywood Jablome
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            • Dec 2003
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            #6
            Lose some weight.

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            • chase
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              • Jul 2004
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              #7
              Originally posted by Heywood Jablome
              Lose some weight.
              I did, you idiot. A zipper falling down has nothing to do with being fat.
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              • baddog
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                • Apr 2001
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                #8
                Originally posted by chase
                I looked it over and I don't see anything like that
                Remind me in PHX, I will show you.

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                • chase
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                  • Jul 2004
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  Remind me in PHX, I will show you.
                  I probably won't fit in these jeans by Phoenix, lol, I'm down four more pounds this week.
                  But maybe we can pretend anyway.
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                  • Mr.Ocean
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                    • Dec 2005
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                    #10
                    Hire a chick to hold your zipper up.....And then you also look like hot shit....
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                    • baddog
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                      • Apr 2001
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mr.Ocean
                      Hire a chick to hold your zipper up.....And then you also look like hot shit....
                      she is a chick

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                      • baddog
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                        • Apr 2001
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by chase
                        I probably won't fit in these jeans by Phoenix, lol, I'm down four more pounds this week.
                        But maybe we can pretend anyway.

                        all zippers work the same, so either you don't know how or your zipper is defective

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                        • Spunky
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                          • Jun 2002
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                          #13
                          A safety pin works

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                          • stickyfingerz
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                            #14
                            I can think of some ways...

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                            • Helix
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                              #15
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                              • Penthouse Tony
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                                • Apr 2004
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by baddog
                                she is a chick
                                so what's wrong with the zipper being down?
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                                • vdewd
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                                  • Feb 2004
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                                  #17
                                  leave it down, you might start a new trend.
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                                  • Mr.Ocean
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                                    • Dec 2005
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                    she is a chick
                                    Ok well if you want to hire a hot guy to hold it up hit me up.......
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                                    • Cole Trickle
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                                      • Sep 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Duct tape.

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                                      • aico
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                                        • Mar 2004
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                                        #20
                                        buy a t-shirt that says "I know my zipper is down, move along".

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                                        • chase
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                                          • Jul 2004
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                                          #21
                                          LOL, I just ended up using a safety pin. *shrug*
                                          Just gotta watch the bits when I fasten back up after a pee.
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                                          • TreasureBucks
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                                            • Mar 2005
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by chase
                                            LOL, I just ended up using a safety pin. *shrug*
                                            Just gotta watch the bits when I fasten back up after a pee.
                                            I was going to say safety pin.
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                                            • minusonebit
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                                              • Feb 2006
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                                              #23
                                              Well, you could always get a girl to put her face down there... then no one would see the open zipper and it wouldnt matter, right?

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                                              • swedguy
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                                                • Jan 2002
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by baddog
                                                all zippers work the same, so either you don't know how or your zipper is defective
                                                Not all

                                                Some has the lock on the thing you pull on, some has it on the zipper part and some don't have a lock at all. Or you have used the zipper way too much that you have worn down the lock thing... I have a pair like that

                                                Your best bet is to take your jeans to a tailor and have them replace the zipper.

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                                                • sonofsam
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                                                  • Dec 2004
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • johnnyhey
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                                                    • Jan 2004
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                                                    #26
                                                    go to a drycleaner and have them put in a new one. the price may rival a new pair of jeans though.
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                                                    • MetaMan
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                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by chase
                                                      I have a pair of jeans I love, but I can't keep the zipper from falling down. Are there any tricks short of stabbing myself with a safty pin every time I pee for that?

                                                      i only wear that type of faulty pants when i am at your moms house so i have never had to find a solution, sorry.

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                                                      • mikeyddddd
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                                                        • Mar 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Don't wear pants. Especially those.

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                                                        • sniperwolf
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                                                          • Mar 2005
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by chase
                                                          I looked it over and I don't see anything like that

                                                          all zippers got locks and you just have to flatten it to engage... or else your zip is broken and you'll need safety pin..hehe
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                                                          • divinity
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                                                            • Jan 2005
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                                                            #30
                                                            safety pin or a paper clip if you're worried about the pin aspect.
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                                                            • chase
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                                                              • Jul 2004
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                                                              #31
                                                              Holy crap, a thread about my retarded zipper is STILL on the front page, lmao!

                                                              Nice to see so many people concerned about me keeping my pants on. *grin*
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                                                              • PixeLs
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                                                                #32
                                                                Tie a stretchable knot on it connected to your belt buckle..

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                                                                • WME
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  use a safety pin
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                                                                  • je_rome
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                                                                    • Jul 2005
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    i suggest that you look again for the zipper "lock" as mentioned by baddog. but if you really love that pants, take it to nearest tailor shop and have your zipper replaced.
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                                                                    • pussyallnight
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                                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                                      • 11

                                                                      #35
                                                                      You can use a twist-tie, tie it on the hole in the top of the zipper tab and tie it around your pants' button when you zip up. Sometimes it's a pain in the ass (especially on emergencies) but it's better than zipping up every 5 minutes.

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