In the beginning, R_N created...

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Far-L
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 6065

    #1

    In the beginning, R_N created...

    In the beginning, R_n created the internet and he saw that it was good
    for deceptive billing practices so on the first day he created pre-checked hidden cross sells and made cancels almost impossible...

    So on the second day he realized that he did not have any more merchant banks that he was not blacklisted on and he realized he would need partners that could get merchant accounts so he invented partners...

    The third day he made the FTC in order to help regulate his works and the works of others and the FTC decreed that R_n could do whatever he wanted as long as he admitted he would not do any more deceptive billing practices and would disclose his prior judgements against him to any future partners...

    The fourth day, R_n realized that he would need to diversify to hedge his exposure to litigation and he created programs like Porndollar and decided to move his businesses offshore...

    When the fifth day came, R_n saw that there was business opportunities so he created Acacia and settled with them because he was so smart and all-knowing about business...

    The sixth day inspired R_n to invent a company to go after copyright infringers so he went after Vivid only to realize the genius of his plan revealed that Vivid was not infringing copyrights. Lo, he decided to reroute Homegrown Video traffic to Amateur Bitch until Homegrown found out and demanded an audit so R_n summoned the immensity of his wrath and forced them into expensive arbitration to punish them for their sins...

    On the seventh day, R_n looked upon his works and realized the internet was only fun when he could say that he was responsible for every successful site ever and it was not so fun if there were tons of new programs blowing his away so he "retired" to become a consultant and counted on his faithful minions like Alien, Jason, and Matrix to spread the news of his works.
    HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
    Contact
    - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl
    Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."
  • artman
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 770

    #2
    levi's still a pimp

    Comment

    • BradShaw
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2001
      • 7840

      #3
      Funny thing is 90% of the people here have no idea about any of this old school stuff.

      Ron is Ron, but in the end he has made a fortune while some of us still have to sling porn to make a living. Including myself.
      Sig too big

      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html

      Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

      Comment

      • Far-L
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2002
        • 6065

        #4
        Originally posted by BradShaw
        Funny thing is 90% of the people here have no idea about any of this old school stuff.

        Ron is Ron, but in the end he has made a fortune while some of us still have to sling porn to make a living. Including myself.
        Which is why they must learn from the good book of R_n...
        HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
        Contact
        - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl
        Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

        Comment

        • Jace
          FBOP Class Of 2013
          • Jan 2004
          • 35562

          #5
          hahaha, great story man...i remember some of that shit, not all though...the fourth day and ahead is about where I start remembering first hand

          Comment

          • KingK7
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 6372

            #6
            If he created DMR, he did a half-assed job ;)

            Comment

            • Pornwolf
              Drunk and Unruly
              • Jan 2002
              • 22712

              #7
              Originally posted by BradShaw
              Ron is Ron, but in the end he has made a fortune while some of us still have to sling porn to make a living. Including myself.
              Ah, that sounds like a comment that can only be made by someone with a little age and wisdom.
              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

              Webair, bitches.

              Comment

              • czarina
                Webmaster Extraordinaire
                • Jul 2002
                • 10751

                #8
                Interesting to say the least. Puts a funny twist, to some of it.

                Comment

                • Quick Buck
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 1026

                  #9
                  excuse me. you'll be receiving a dmca notice shortly

                  http://ww2.quickbuck.com/news.php?desc=1

                  Originally posted by http://ww2.quickbuck.com/news.php?desc=1
                  >1.1.1996
                  Genesis Chapter 1 Verse 1
                  In the beginning Ron Levi and Al Gore (herein together referred to as God) created the Internet.

                  Now the Internet was formless and empty, darkness was over the clicks and the joins, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the 2400 baud modems.

                  >9.14.1998
                  Genesis Continued
                  And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.

                  God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness.

                  God called the light "Hooper," and the darkness he called "Not Hooper."

                  And Hooper made live 24/7 voyeur cam sites. And God was pleased.

                  >6.1.1999
                  Pee In The Pond
                  Hooper descends upon the pond in a glorious and righteous manner.

                  The ponders took him in like their own child and raised him with loving tenderness and a warmth never before witnessed.
                  $50 FREE TRIALS! Every Day til 2008!!!
                  Only at QuickBuck

                  Comment

                  • Drake
                    Hello world!
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 12508

                    #10
                    Well you can definitely say he was a go getter hehe

                    Comment

                    • Daruma
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 3494

                      #11
                      Far-L
                      perfect send off for a night on the town

                      RIP TD

                      Comment

                      • SteveLightspeed
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 7940

                        #12
                        Is "R_N" --- like Voldemort in Harry Potter --- "The one who must not be named"?
                        Abra-cadabra!

                        Comment

                        • Far-L
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 6065

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Quick Buck
                          excuse me. you'll be receiving a dmca notice shortly

                          http://ww2.quickbuck.com/news.php?desc=1

                          lol! that is hilarious - yours is way way funnier btw...
                          HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
                          Contact
                          - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl
                          Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

                          Comment

                          • Mutt
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 34431

                            #14
                            and who was the one to dub him 'R-n'? me.
                            I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

                            Comment

                            • Quotealex
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2001
                              • 6265

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Mutt
                              and who was the one to dub him 'R-n'? me.
                              The same ones who dub God "G_d"

                              Comment

                              • Mutt
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 34431

                                #16
                                Joe Elkind was/is Jewish and whenever he posted the word God he'd spell it G-d - Jews are taught to do that - God is so great that mortals can't even refer to him as God when they write. So I began to type R-n and people jumped on the R-n bandwagon. He had descended on Oprano and was threatening to smite MikeAI and maybe Serge who were baiting him again.
                                I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

                                Comment

                                • Far-L
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 6065

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Mutt
                                  Joe Elkind was/is Jewish and whenever he posted the word God he'd spell it G-d - Jews are taught to do that - God is so great that mortals can't even refer to him as God when they write. So I began to type R-n and people jumped on the R-n bandwagon. He had descended on Oprano and was threatening to smite MikeAI and maybe Serge who were baiting him again.
                                  Yea I say unto thee, my brother, that thou is correct in thine assertion that you originated it, and I remember with joy those times, and our gratitude for that is forever and infinite!
                                  HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
                                  Contact
                                  - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl
                                  Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

                                  Comment

                                  • Far-L
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 6065

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                    Is "R_N" --- like Voldemort in Harry Potter --- "The one who must not be named"?
                                    Similar but any time h_s name that is not a name is mentioned means we all owe h_m that cannot be named more money since we would not be here if it were not for h_m.
                                    HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
                                    Contact
                                    - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl
                                    Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

                                    Comment

                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                      best designer on GFY
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 30307

                                      #19
                                      I resent you even using my name in this.
                                      You are a cheap shot scum bag, just like I thought.

                                      I wonder why you even begged me to rebuild your online presence for Homegrown.Yes its true folks...

                                      FarL offered me a job believe it or not and I declined. I got the proof if he even comes close to denying it. The reasons why I declined outah be quite obvious by now. Far L you are beyond pathetic and a walking casualty. Literally a PR nightmare and it would suck making excuses for your stupid and trite vendetta's.

                                      Using my name for your Bullshit is beyond belief.

                                      Never thought someone would snap harder than me or be as stupid but the day has come. You have surpassed my idiocy beyond belief.

                                      Congratulations.
                                      Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 02-18-2006, 07:43 PM.

                                      Comment

                                      • Far-L
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 6065

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by AlienQ
                                        I resent you even using my name in this.
                                        You are a cheap shot scum bag, just like I thought.

                                        I wonder why you even begged me to rebuild your online presence for Homegrown.Yes its true folks...

                                        FarL offered me a job believe it or not and I declined. I got the proof if he even comes close to denying it. The reasons why I declined outah be quite obvious by now. Far L you are beyond pathetic and a walking casualty. Literally a PR nightmare and it would suck making excuses for your stupid and trite vendetta's.

                                        Using my name for your Bullshit is beyond belief.

                                        Never thought someone would snap harder than me or be as stupid but the day has come. You have surpassed my idiocy beyond belief.

                                        Congratulations.
                                        lol - I offered you work, you said you were too busy... then I saw your thread that you were hurting for work during the holidays - so I offered again and you said yes... then we never heard from you again and moved on. Your version is funny though so why don't we stick with that...

                                        And the fact is you do bow before your lord and master R_n then try to tell me what is and is not pathetic.

                                        Here is what you have to understand - any time you jump into a thread and tell me that R_n made me and I owe him you are going to get paid back in funny barbs. Live with it.
                                        HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
                                        Contact
                                        - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl
                                        Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

                                        Comment

                                        • Donny
                                          As you wish...
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 13754

                                          #21
                                          I sometimes wish I was R_n.

                                          Comment

                                          • Donny
                                            As you wish...
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 13754

                                            #22
                                            Alien, I like you. I like you a lot. But to be honest with you, you made a huge mistake if you turned down working for Homegrown. Homegrown is a very good, solid company who doesn't fuck people over. I highly suggest swallowing a little ego in this situation. No, seriously.

                                            Comment

                                            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                              best designer on GFY
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 30307

                                              #23
                                              I took your thread of an Apology as honest and serious. I accepted, held audience with you on the phone where as both you and your brother offered me plenty of work.

                                              You apoligised to me, I accepted and yet you still tie my name in your bullshit life.

                                              Your brother whom is obviously way way way smarter than you must literally stab his fucken eyes out with pencils on a daily basis.

                                              Comment

                                              • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                best designer on GFY
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 30307

                                                #24
                                                Now FarL you can take your apology.... Shove it straight up you're ass.


                                                ----- Original Message -----
                                                From: "Farrell Timlake" <[email protected]>
                                                To: <[email protected]>
                                                Sent: Saturday, December 10, 2005 2:17 AM
                                                Subject: RE: Homegrown, work, a public apology...


                                                Thanks for getting back to me. If you ever have any content questions you
                                                think I might be able to help with then please don't hesitate to ask.

                                                The design work we wanted to offer was pretty comprehensive and will be
                                                available if you decide to change your mind. We were looking for an output
                                                deal to do the tours/member section of Homegrown Video and a slew of niche
                                                sites we are about to launch. I wasn't sure what you meant by "turnkey" in
                                                this instance but one could certainly call Homegrown a developed membership
                                                site.

                                                I am a big fan of the tour you did and was looking for tours along similar
                                                lines. Hope you are cool if I use that as a guide since I am going to have
                                                to use another designer in the absence of not being able to work with you.
                                                Once again, if you do change your mind then the door will remain open.

                                                There were plenty of funny exchanges over the years and even at its worst I
                                                want you to know that I always appreciated your sense of humor through it
                                                all and for that reason never held a grudge over any of it.

                                                Good luck with your content!

                                                - F


                                                Farrell Timlake
                                                President, Homegrown Video
                                                Xplor Media Group, Inc.
                                                New Destiny Internet Group

                                                [email protected]
                                                206-852-5566


                                                ________________________________

                                                From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
                                                Sent: Sat 12/10/2005 1:30 AM
                                                To: Farrell Timlake
                                                Subject: Re: Homegrown, work, a public apology...


                                                Hey I really appreciate the generousity and the apolology.
                                                Things just got out of hand between us and I myself do apologise back to you
                                                in return.

                                                Looking back on it, was some funny shit but yeah real feelings came into
                                                play in some cases and thats never good. Life is to short and I am glad that
                                                we have made amends.

                                                Regarding business I seriously focusing on content production these days and
                                                phasing out any design work for the most part unless its a turnkey developed
                                                membership site. My business is centered now around creating entire sites
                                                content and design and it does keep me quite busy.

                                                Would be an honor to do design for ya but I really have not got the time at
                                                all these days.

                                                Keep in touch though, I for one am glad we no longer have to goto blows over
                                                things that affected you're life and to a degree mine as well thats just far
                                                to serious. HOpefulyl one day we can have a drink together and have a good
                                                time

                                                Good luck to you in the meanwhile!

                                                Mark A. Baker
                                                iAlien LLC.

                                                ----- Original Message -----
                                                From: Farrell Timlake <mailto:[email protected]>
                                                To: [email protected]
                                                Sent: Friday, December 09, 2005 11:08 AM
                                                Subject: Homegrown, work, a public apology...

                                                Check this out -

                                                http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...89#post8813389

                                                Then let's talk doing some tours if you are up for it.

                                                - F


                                                Farrell Timlake
                                                President, Homegrown Video
                                                Xplor Media Group, Inc.
                                                New Destiny Internet Group

                                                [email protected]
                                                206-852-5566
                                                Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 02-18-2006, 08:06 PM.

                                                Comment

                                                • Brujah
                                                  Beer Money Baron
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 22157

                                                  #25
                                                  It's just a satire guys, no need to get all bent out of shape over it.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Donny
                                                    As you wish...
                                                    • May 2002
                                                    • 13754

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Brujah
                                                    It's just a satire guys, no need to get all bent out of shape over it.

                                                    Exactly!!!

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Brujah
                                                      Beer Money Baron
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 22157

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Donny
                                                      Exactly!!!
                                                      Reminds me of the Mohammed cartoons, and the reactions. Nice parallel here.

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Far-L
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 6065

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Brujah
                                                        Reminds me of the Mohammed cartoons, and the reactions. Nice parallel here.
                                                        lol, yes indeed.
                                                        HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
                                                        Contact
                                                        - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl
                                                        Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

                                                        Comment

                                                        • Far-L
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 6065

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                          Now FarL you can take your apology.... Shove it straight up you're ass.


                                                          ----- Original Message -----
                                                          From: "Farrell Timlake" <[email protected]>
                                                          To: <[email protected]>
                                                          Sent: Saturday, December 10, 2005 2:17 AM
                                                          Subject: RE: Homegrown, work, a public apology...


                                                          Thanks for getting back to me. If you ever have any content questions you
                                                          think I might be able to help with then please don't hesitate to ask.

                                                          The design work we wanted to offer was pretty comprehensive and will be
                                                          available if you decide to change your mind. We were looking for an output
                                                          deal to do the tours/member section of Homegrown Video and a slew of niche
                                                          sites we are about to launch. I wasn't sure what you meant by "turnkey" in
                                                          this instance but one could certainly call Homegrown a developed membership
                                                          site.

                                                          I am a big fan of the tour you did and was looking for tours along similar
                                                          lines. Hope you are cool if I use that as a guide since I am going to have
                                                          to use another designer in the absence of not being able to work with you.
                                                          Once again, if you do change your mind then the door will remain open.

                                                          There were plenty of funny exchanges over the years and even at its worst I
                                                          want you to know that I always appreciated your sense of humor through it
                                                          all and for that reason never held a grudge over any of it.

                                                          Good luck with your content!

                                                          - F


                                                          Farrell Timlake
                                                          President, Homegrown Video
                                                          Xplor Media Group, Inc.
                                                          New Destiny Internet Group

                                                          [email protected]
                                                          206-852-5566


                                                          ________________________________

                                                          From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
                                                          Sent: Sat 12/10/2005 1:30 AM
                                                          To: Farrell Timlake
                                                          Subject: Re: Homegrown, work, a public apology...


                                                          Hey I really appreciate the generousity and the apolology.
                                                          Things just got out of hand between us and I myself do apologise back to you
                                                          in return.

                                                          Looking back on it, was some funny shit but yeah real feelings came into
                                                          play in some cases and thats never good. Life is to short and I am glad that
                                                          we have made amends.

                                                          Regarding business I seriously focusing on content production these days and
                                                          phasing out any design work for the most part unless its a turnkey developed
                                                          membership site. My business is centered now around creating entire sites
                                                          content and design and it does keep me quite busy.

                                                          Would be an honor to do design for ya but I really have not got the time at
                                                          all these days.

                                                          Keep in touch though, I for one am glad we no longer have to goto blows over
                                                          things that affected you're life and to a degree mine as well thats just far
                                                          to serious. HOpefulyl one day we can have a drink together and have a good
                                                          time

                                                          Good luck to you in the meanwhile!

                                                          Mark A. Baker
                                                          iAlien LLC.

                                                          ----- Original Message -----
                                                          From: Farrell Timlake <mailto:[email protected]>
                                                          To: [email protected]
                                                          Sent: Friday, December 09, 2005 11:08 AM
                                                          Subject: Homegrown, work, a public apology...

                                                          Check this out -

                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...89#post8813389

                                                          Then let's talk doing some tours if you are up for it.

                                                          - F


                                                          Farrell Timlake
                                                          President, Homegrown Video
                                                          Xplor Media Group, Inc.
                                                          New Destiny Internet Group

                                                          [email protected]
                                                          206-852-5566
                                                          whatever... that is your choice. The apology was still sincere and my admiration for some of your work is still intact.

                                                          I just won't be hiring you since you blew us off and never got back to us which is typical of so many so called designers aka flakes. Maybe when you truly become a professional you won't bounce around so much from vocation to vocation and company to company...
                                                          HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
                                                          Contact
                                                          - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl
                                                          Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Far-L
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 6065

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                            Now FarL you can take your apology.... Shove it straight up you're ass.


                                                            ----- Original Message -----
                                                            From: "Farrell Timlake" <[email protected]>
                                                            To: <[email protected]>
                                                            Sent: Saturday, December 10, 2005 2:17 AM
                                                            Subject: RE: Homegrown, work, a public apology...


                                                            Thanks for getting back to me. If you ever have any content questions you
                                                            think I might be able to help with then please don't hesitate to ask.

                                                            The design work we wanted to offer was pretty comprehensive and will be
                                                            available if you decide to change your mind. We were looking for an output
                                                            deal to do the tours/member section of Homegrown Video and a slew of niche
                                                            sites we are about to launch. I wasn't sure what you meant by "turnkey" in
                                                            this instance but one could certainly call Homegrown a developed membership
                                                            site.

                                                            I am a big fan of the tour you did and was looking for tours along similar
                                                            lines. Hope you are cool if I use that as a guide since I am going to have
                                                            to use another designer in the absence of not being able to work with you.
                                                            Once again, if you do change your mind then the door will remain open.

                                                            There were plenty of funny exchanges over the years and even at its worst I
                                                            want you to know that I always appreciated your sense of humor through it
                                                            all and for that reason never held a grudge over any of it.

                                                            Good luck with your content!

                                                            - F


                                                            Farrell Timlake
                                                            President, Homegrown Video
                                                            Xplor Media Group, Inc.
                                                            New Destiny Internet Group

                                                            [email protected]
                                                            206-852-5566


                                                            ________________________________

                                                            From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
                                                            Sent: Sat 12/10/2005 1:30 AM
                                                            To: Farrell Timlake
                                                            Subject: Re: Homegrown, work, a public apology...


                                                            Hey I really appreciate the generousity and the apolology.
                                                            Things just got out of hand between us and I myself do apologise back to you
                                                            in return.

                                                            Looking back on it, was some funny shit but yeah real feelings came into
                                                            play in some cases and thats never good. Life is to short and I am glad that
                                                            we have made amends.

                                                            Regarding business I seriously focusing on content production these days and
                                                            phasing out any design work for the most part unless its a turnkey developed
                                                            membership site. My business is centered now around creating entire sites
                                                            content and design and it does keep me quite busy.

                                                            Would be an honor to do design for ya but I really have not got the time at
                                                            all these days.

                                                            Keep in touch though, I for one am glad we no longer have to goto blows over
                                                            things that affected you're life and to a degree mine as well thats just far
                                                            to serious. HOpefulyl one day we can have a drink together and have a good
                                                            time

                                                            Good luck to you in the meanwhile!

                                                            Mark A. Baker
                                                            iAlien LLC.

                                                            ----- Original Message -----
                                                            From: Farrell Timlake <mailto:[email protected]>
                                                            To: [email protected]
                                                            Sent: Friday, December 09, 2005 11:08 AM
                                                            Subject: Homegrown, work, a public apology...

                                                            Check this out -

                                                            http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...89#post8813389

                                                            Then let's talk doing some tours if you are up for it.

                                                            - F


                                                            Farrell Timlake
                                                            President, Homegrown Video
                                                            Xplor Media Group, Inc.
                                                            New Destiny Internet Group

                                                            L

                                                            [email protected]
                                                            206-852-5566
                                                            Looks like you forgot a few....


                                                            From: Farrell Timlake Sent: Tue 12/20/2005 2:12 PM
                                                            To: [email protected]

                                                            We need some info from you on what you would like to do to proceed in terms what kind of output you would like to do. We can proceed to a contract once we know what you would like to do on a monthly basis. As I said before, we would like to have one design vision to unify and give more design coherence to all our properties and achieve a more focused branding from Homegrown Video (the flagship) through our satellite Xplor Media properties.

                                                            Our intention is to launch a new version of the member section in the first quarter of 2006 but we can start doing new Homegrown tours that are niche specific well before that. We also have niche sites that we will be launching in the first quarter as well - creampieclub, deepthroatvirgins, housewivesunleashed, naturalbush, wellhungamateurs, analtryouts, eyecontact (a pov bj series), sexkittens (barely legal lez), hornyover40, and I am sure there are a few more but that gives you an idea.

                                                            Thanks! Looking forward to hearing from you at your convenience.

                                                            - F

                                                            --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                            From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
                                                            Sent: Fri 12/16/2005 12:29 AM
                                                            To: Farrell Timlake
                                                            Subject: Re: Homegrown, work, a public apology...


                                                            Works perfect for me, will be good to finally talk to you, we can shape some
                                                            business and just kinda catch up on our experiences some.

                                                            Thank you for the prompt reply and I look forward to chatting with you

                                                            Mark

                                                            ----- Original Message -----
                                                            From: "Farrell Timlake" <[email protected]>
                                                            To: <[email protected]>
                                                            Sent: Friday, December 16, 2005 12:04 AM
                                                            Subject: RE: Homegrown, work, a public apology...


                                                            Thanks! I will call you in the morning around 10 am pst if that works for
                                                            you.

                                                            - F


                                                            Farrell Timlake
                                                            President, Homegrown Video
                                                            Xplor Media Group, Inc.
                                                            New Destiny Internet Group

                                                            [email protected]
                                                            206-852-5566

                                                            ________________________________

                                                            From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
                                                            Sent: Thu 12/15/2005 11:57 PM
                                                            To: Farrell Timlake
                                                            Subject: Re: Homegrown, work, a public apology...



                                                            Heya give me a call or gimmeh yer number lets actually in the morning;)

                                                            818-346-7006.

                                                            Mark



                                                            PS: We never heard back. You could not even bother to respond. Truly professional - especially after giving me the impression that you would do some work for hire and or consulting.

                                                            Goofball - now I understand why everyone fires you all the time.
                                                            HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
                                                            Contact
                                                            - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl
                                                            Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

                                                            Comment

                                                            • CDSmith
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 51460

                                                              #31
                                                              On the 8th day Alien came in and made the thread all about him.
                                                              Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                                              ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

                                                              Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
                                                              ICQ me at: 31024634

                                                              Comment

                                                              • chodadog
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                • 9736

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                On the 8th day Alien came in and made the thread all about him.
                                                                And on the 9th day.. the 10th day........................ right up until the present and undoubtedly in the future also.
                                                                26 + 6 = 1

                                                                Comment

                                                                • jonesy
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 6688

                                                                  #33
                                                                  my oh my
                                                                  .
                                                                  Shooting Bikini Girls

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                    best designer on GFY
                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                    • 30307

                                                                    #34
                                                                    FarL...

                                                                    IAlien LLC. was founded shortly after my employment at CE and I have not really been an employee of any other company since...

                                                                    I accepted you're apology thats NOT good enough for you? I decided not to do any work for you, like I said I have many projects going on these days both Adult and Mainstream. I elected not to do business with you.

                                                                    I am an Ex Employee of CE that you continue to herass even after accepting what I thought was a genuine and sincere apology DOCUMENTED and in Verse. I have nothing to do with you're fucked up life nor fucked up problems with Ron Levi and HIS Company.

                                                                    I am a consultant, I am a designer and I am a content producer and it is my OWN company that me and my wife started up with our own money. I work hard on things and run a clean shop. Throwing my name around in your bullshit to get page views...

                                                                    I do not deserve it especially after an apology.

                                                                    You are disrespectful and dishonorable to the core.

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                      best designer on GFY
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 30307

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Then the idiot says:

                                                                      "Hope you are cool if I use that as a guide since I am going to have
                                                                      to use another designer in the absence of not being able to work with you.
                                                                      Once again, if you do change your mind then the door will remain open."


                                                                      Yeah sure dude, hire some designer to basically steal my concepts if I dont work with you! Sounds great! (Sarcasm) Ghee I couldnt wait to jump in bed with you after such an insult...

                                                                      Go ahead work away on what I have done LOL!
                                                                      I am already off to new concepts that are making a killing...

                                                                      Dust in the wind.
                                                                      Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 02-18-2006, 11:44 PM.

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • datatank
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                        • 5471

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Can I call you alien? Im bored. Do you do phonesex?

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • v4 media
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 2934

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                          held audience with you.
                                                                          Do you think you're the fucking pope or something?

                                                                          Comment

                                                                          • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                            best designer on GFY
                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                            • 30307

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by v4 media
                                                                            Do you think you're the fucking pope or something?

                                                                            Alien had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp two edged sword: and his countenance [was] as the sun shineth in his strength.

                                                                            Rev 2:26 And he that overcometh, and keepeth my works unto the end, to him will I give power over the nations.

                                                                            Rev 3:4 Thou hast a few names even in Porn Valley which have not defiled their garments; and they shall walk with me in white: for they are worthy.
                                                                            Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 02-19-2006, 12:37 AM.

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • Brujah
                                                                              Beer Money Baron
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 22157

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Alien, Far-L

                                                                              You're both stupid for posting emails and icq's. Who would even consider communicating with you after you pull shit like that ?

                                                                              Comment

                                                                              • Jace
                                                                                FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                • 35562

                                                                                #40
                                                                                dude, alien, wtf man? I saw absolutely nothing wrong with anything Far-L said in those emails....you on the other hand come off as a complete moron, it is almost like you baited him over and over again to finally blow him off to boost your ego, just so you could run around the water cooler and say "i declined work from homegrown

                                                                                get off your high horse man, you are burning bridges and losing work constantly and you never see it until you come on GFY begging for work

                                                                                want some advice? check out webinc and dickmans, you will see a solid design company that worked hard and got what they deserved and then some!

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • Jace
                                                                                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 35562

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Brujah
                                                                                  Alien, Far-L

                                                                                  You're both stupid for posting emails and icq's. Who would even consider communicating with you after you pull shit like that ?
                                                                                  dude, please realize that Alien is the one that started that shit, and Far-L was just throwing the rest in there for good measure...LOL

                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                  • Brujah
                                                                                    Beer Money Baron
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 22157

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Jace
                                                                                    dude, please realize that Alien is the one that started that shit, and Far-L was just throwing the rest in there for good measure...LOL
                                                                                    I do realize this. No problem.

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                      best designer on GFY
                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 30307

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      And for the rest of you little faggots...

                                                                                      Kmfdm - Dogma Lyrics
                                                                                      All we want is a headrush
                                                                                      All we want is to get out of our skin for a while
                                                                                      We have nothing to lose because we don't have anything
                                                                                      Anything we want anyway...
                                                                                      We used to hate people
                                                                                      Now we just make fun of them
                                                                                      It's more effective that way
                                                                                      We don't live
                                                                                      We just scratch on day to day
                                                                                      With nothing but matchbooks and
                                                                                      Sarcasm in our pockets
                                                                                      And all we are waiting for
                                                                                      Is for something worth waiting for
                                                                                      Let's admit america gets the celebrities we deserve
                                                                                      Let's stop saying "Don't quote me"
                                                                                      Because if no one quotes you
                                                                                      You probably haven't said a thing worth saying

                                                                                      Sex, drugs, god, cash, America

                                                                                      We need something to kill the pain
                                                                                      Of all that nothing inside
                                                                                      We all just want to die a little bit
                                                                                      We fear that pop-culture
                                                                                      Is the only culture we're ever going to have
                                                                                      We want to stop reading magazines
                                                                                      Stop watching TV
                                                                                      Stop caring about hollywood
                                                                                      But we're addicted to the things we hate
                                                                                      We don't run washington and no one really does
                                                                                      Ask not what you can do for your country
                                                                                      Ask what your country did to you

                                                                                      Sex, drugs, god, cash, America

                                                                                      The only reason you're still alive is because someone
                                                                                      Has decided to let you live
                                                                                      We owe so much money we're not broke we're broken
                                                                                      We're so poor we can't even pay attention
                                                                                      So what do you want
                                                                                      You want to be famous and rich and happy
                                                                                      But you're terrified you have nothing to offer this world
                                                                                      Nothing to say and no way to say it
                                                                                      But you can say it in three languages
                                                                                      You are more than the sum of what you consume
                                                                                      Desire is not an occupation
                                                                                      You are alternately thrilled and desperate
                                                                                      Skyhigh and f**ked
                                                                                      Let's stop praying for someone
                                                                                      To save us and start saving ourselves
                                                                                      Let's stop this and start over
                                                                                      Let's go out - Let's keep going

                                                                                      Sex, drugs, god, cash, America

                                                                                      This is your life - This is your f**king life
                                                                                      We need something to kill
                                                                                      The pain of all that nothing inside
                                                                                      Quit whining you haven't done
                                                                                      Anything wrong because frankly
                                                                                      You haven't done much of anything
                                                                                      Someone's writing down your mistakes
                                                                                      Someone's documenting your downfall

                                                                                      Comment

                                                                                      • Far-L
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                                        • 6065

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Brujah
                                                                                        Alien, Far-L

                                                                                        You're both stupid for posting emails and icq's. Who would even consider communicating with you after you pull shit like that ?
                                                                                        Your point is well taken and I apologize. I simply felt that if he was going to make them public then it was fair game for me to do the same - especially if I felt he was creating a false impression - which he was.

                                                                                        Again.
                                                                                        HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
                                                                                        Contact
                                                                                        - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl
                                                                                        Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • Far-L
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                          • 6065

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                                          Then the idiot says:

                                                                                          "Hope you are cool if I use that as a guide since I am going to have
                                                                                          to use another designer in the absence of not being able to work with you.
                                                                                          Once again, if you do change your mind then the door will remain open."


                                                                                          Yeah sure dude, hire some designer to basically steal my concepts if I dont work with you! Sounds great! (Sarcasm) Ghee I couldnt wait to jump in bed with you after such an insult...

                                                                                          Go ahead work away on what I have done LOL!
                                                                                          I am already off to new concepts that are making a killing...

                                                                                          Dust in the wind.
                                                                                          You aren't making a killing. If you were then you wouldn't come on GFY begging for work hand outs.

                                                                                          And the only thing I like that you seem to think is your original concept is the uncluttered design... oh yeah... forgot - you originated uncluttered design too. You should be grateful that I publicly acknowledged your work in a positive way.

                                                                                          Besides, Goya was inspired by Rembrandt, does that make his work any less original?

                                                                                          Loser. Hope your daddy R_n is there to take care of you when you can't pay the rent....

                                                                                          Again.
                                                                                          HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
                                                                                          Contact
                                                                                          - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl
                                                                                          Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

                                                                                          Comment

                                                                                          • Nickatilynx
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                                            • 819

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Could we all get back onto the topic at hand please?

                                                                                            And give praise and worship to R-n?
                                                                                            Skype - Nickatilynx

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 51460

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Nickatilynx
                                                                                              Could we all get back onto the topic at hand please?

                                                                                              And give praise and worship to R-n?
                                                                                              Good point. Lettuce continue....

                                                                                              And on the 9th day, the holy R_N recalled his pledge to CDSmith back on day 4 (or was it day 3?) that he would never again close a correspondense with the dreaded phrase "peace out", ensuring 1000 years of joy and prosperity throughout the land of the pornnoniites.
                                                                                              Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                                                                              ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

                                                                                              Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
                                                                                              ICQ me at: 31024634

                                                                                              Comment

                                                                                              • Peaches
                                                                                                Old broad
                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                • 13933

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                In fall fairness, Ron was doing what every other single pornographer at that time was doing. "Back in the day" it was quite standard to pull pics off newgroups and post them inside member's areas. It was also standard to rebill as much as possible.

                                                                                                Ron can be tough to deal with and he and I have had our disagreements (actually just disagreement, singlular, and it was worked out years ago) but in working around, with and for Ron for almost 13 years, I have to give credit where credit it due. He's smart, he watches trends, and he knows when to pass things off to those who know more about something that he does.

                                                                                                Is he a God, internet or otherwise? Certainly not. But I do believe he's worked hard and long enough to deserve respect w/in the industry.

                                                                                                Plus, the battles between Ron and Serge are legendary - boards probably wouldn't be as popular as they are now w/o those two ;)

                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                • Halcyon
                                                                                                  Spread The Pink!
                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 8609

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Tell us more stories, Uncle Far-L!
                                                                                                  HAL on TEDx:

                                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                                  • Far-L
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                                                    • 6065

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                    In fall fairness, Ron was doing what every other single pornographer at that time was doing. "Back in the day" it was quite standard to pull pics off newgroups and post them inside member's areas. It was also standard to rebill as much as possible.

                                                                                                    Ron can be tough to deal with and he and I have had our disagreements (actually just disagreement, singlular, and it was worked out years ago) but in working around, with and for Ron for almost 13 years, I have to give credit where credit it due. He's smart, he watches trends, and he knows when to pass things off to those who know more about something that he does.

                                                                                                    Is he a God, internet or otherwise? Certainly not. But I do believe he's worked hard and long enough to deserve respect w/in the industry.

                                                                                                    Plus, the battles between Ron and Serge are legendary - boards probably wouldn't be as popular as they are now w/o those two ;)
                                                                                                    Huh? I think the only people rebilling "as much as possible" were the people that were unethical and just because there were a lot of unethical people doing stuff like that then did not make it "ok". Those people gave the industry a bad name and screwed processing up beyond belief for the rest of everyone else.

                                                                                                    Why people and companies like that are revered is beyond me. Why someone that made their dollars like that should be respected is a complete mystery to me. No offense but anyone that thinks that is acceptable if you can get away with it is someone that raises serious trust issues for me.

                                                                                                    Don't include us in that "what everyone was doing". We are not ok with it now or then or anytime in the future.
                                                                                                    Last edited by Far-L; 02-19-2006, 10:59 AM.
                                                                                                    HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
                                                                                                    Contact
                                                                                                    - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl
                                                                                                    Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                    Working...