I'm going to be emo too.

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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889
    #1

    I'm going to be emo too.

    I've got to get this out.



    So I'm banging my wife and she reaches around and fingers my butthole, just like normal right?

    Well I got this 'rhoid that reacts, let's just say "explosively" to her fingernail.

    I start screaming in agony and we get in this HUGE fight 'cuz I'm flailing around trying to get off her and accidently punch her in the head.

    During the argument she informs me that she's been banging my Dad and that she's leaving me for him.

    My ass STILL hurts...
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    • PlugRush Sascha
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 2772
      #2
      Holy fuck. Are you serious?
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        • jimthefiend
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 18889
          #3
          Yep I swear to God.

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            • Manowar
              jellyfish  
              • Dec 2003
              • 71528
              #4
              lool post pics of her

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                • The Duck
                  Adult Content Provider
                  • May 2005
                  • 18243
                  #5
                  pics of dad please
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                    • jimthefiend
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 18889
                      #6
                      [img]http://www.*****************/divorce.jpg[/img]

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                        • jo3
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 876
                          #7
                          bahahahahahaha
                          //porn-oh network

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                            • bringer
                              i have man boobies
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 13082
                              #8
                              thats what happens when you marry your sister
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                                • Abithefiend
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 756
                                  #9

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                                    • sonofsam
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 18648
                                      #10
                                      wtf..........
                                      I like turtles.

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                                        • RayBonga
                                          too cool for highschool
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 12164
                                          #11
                                          Invite your dad for a threesome, that will show her that you still love her.

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                                            • seeric
                                              ..........
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 41917
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                              I've got to get this out.



                                              So I'm banging my wife and she reaches around and fingers my butthole, just like normal right?

                                              Well I got this 'rhoid that reacts, let's just say "explosively" to her fingernail.

                                              I start screaming in agony and we get in this HUGE fight 'cuz I'm flailing around trying to get off her and accidently punch her in the head.

                                              During the argument she informs me that she's been banging my Dad and that she's leaving me for him.

                                              My ass STILL hurts...

                                              JIM you fucking kill me!

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                                                • swedguy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 7981
                                                  #13
                                                  I'd hit it right there and then!

                                                  Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                  [img]http://www.*****************/divorce.jpg[/img]

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                                                    • nico-t
                                                      emperor of my world
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 29901
                                                      #14
                                                      hahahaa
                                                      ..

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                                                        • dissipate
                                                          The Dirty Frenchman
                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                          • 8904
                                                          #15
                                                          this thread is like an acid tripping episode of springer

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                                                            • PixeLs
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 11922
                                                              #16
                                                              HOly shit, another assplosive thread here.

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                                                                • nadanada
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                  • 330
                                                                  #17
                                                                  damn..thats fucked up.

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                                                                    • Spider Ninja
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                      • 2051
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                      I've got to get this out.



                                                                      So I'm banging my wife and she reaches around and fingers my butthole, just like normal right?

                                                                      Well I got this 'rhoid that reacts, let's just say "explosively" to her fingernail.

                                                                      I start screaming in agony and we get in this HUGE fight 'cuz I'm flailing around trying to get off her and accidently punch her in the head.

                                                                      During the argument she informs me that she's been banging my Dad and that she's leaving me for him.

                                                                      My ass STILL hurts...
                                                                      thanks for sharing

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                                                                        • StuartD
                                                                          Sofa King Band
                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 29903
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by bringer
                                                                          thats what happens when you marry your sister
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                                                                            • jimthefiend
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 18889
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by dissipate
                                                                              this thread is like an acid tripping episode of springer


                                                                              The same could really be said about my life in general.

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