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  • Compdoctor
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1937

    #1

    Monday's Joke

    Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman.

    The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

    So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife. We'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each. And then goes to the Jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings.

    The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it." The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register." The husband says," no - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff."

    The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." Her face gets really red and she is about to explode and then the Husband says, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man!!!
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  • tehHinjew
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    • Sep 2006
    • 5755

    #2
    old/10 lol

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    • EuroRev_Stacey
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2007
      • 811

      #3
      funny, thanks for that! now i know that i'd better be always in tUNE with my husband
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      • D
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2006
        • 7412

        #4
        first time I heard it.... but classic.

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        • gimo33
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2006
          • 5599

          #5
          lmao!....
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          • UFGators2007
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            • Nov 2007
            • 1739

            #6
            That is awesome...but in reality that man might not get sex for a while.
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            • florin
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2007
              • 911

              #7
              hahahahaha...

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              • martinsc
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                • Jun 2005
                • 27043

                #8
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                • pmacseo
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                  • Jun 2006
                  • 118

                  #9
                  Buddy of mine is up in Northern Quebec in this really seedy dive of a strip bar. Some skank is giving him a lap dance. After a couple minutes, he says to her.

                  "Hey, can I smell your cunt?"

                  She says........ "NO!"

                  So he says to her..... " I guess it must be your feet then."
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                  • Violetta
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                    • Jul 2004
                    • 28735

                    #10
                    hhaha... I'll remeber that one!
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                    • alby_persignup
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                      • May 2007
                      • 3119

                      #11
                      hey... hahaha good one!
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                      • carol.prime
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                        • Jul 2006
                        • 6960

                        #12
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                        • sniperwolf
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                          • Mar 2005
                          • 17743

                          #13
                          LOL!
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                          • KILL_FRENZY
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                            • Aug 2006
                            • 6184

                            #14
                            nice one

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                            • bobby666
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                              • Nov 2005
                              • 21765

                              #15
                              hehe

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                              • WWC-Pajio
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                                • Mar 2006
                                • 3846

                                #16
                                good one..
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                                • VeriSexy
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                                  #17
                                  lol...good one
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                                  • Webmistress - Doreen
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                                    • Apr 2006
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                                    #18
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                                    • Martha_WildCash
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                                      • Nov 2005
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                                      #19
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                                      • Farang
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                                        • Oct 2004
                                        • 11711

                                        #20
                                        LOL
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                                          • 47880

                                          #21
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