>> EPOCH / WEG Cash - Saguaro Soiree Contest & Judges Announced!

You're my boy rand! Good contest!

Unique, yet mildy saucy.

Nice!! The ideas are pouring, uh oh!

I may have to break out the really feaky shit to win this "uncharacteristic" thingy!

Can we just have biggest wierdo category and I win for sure?

We have judges and well, we have some sources about our judges! Here is what the tabloids are saying about ?whose who? in the world of celebrity judging!




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Lets give a round of applause for??.Eric ?The Captain!?

Recently denied that he was hanging out in a Lake Tahoe Jacuzzi with nine dudes, Eric is a guy?s guy that is no stranger to red carpets. Rumor has it he had a red carpet and lighting system installed on the sidewalk leading up to his front door! Talk about arriving in style!


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GFY, how about a warm welcome for Mike, GM of Vivid Cash!!!!

Mike has recently ?gone wild? and moved from Hustler to Vivid, what is next? Well although he may move offices faster than Guess shirts go out of style, we are pretty sure he will be sticking around our judging panel until Bruce moves him to GGW, but you never heard that from us!


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Our main man Sleazydream!

Being both the creator of Sleazydream.com and Ambushinterview.com, Sleazy has the all the dirt! Vehemently denying that he and Jman are ?more than showmobile friends who love to shop for flashy scarves and bunny hats,? sleazy is sure to bring the judging some good old-fashioned corruption!


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Lets hear if for Adult Players Clubs rock star, SAK!

His appearance at last year?s AVN Awards show turned heads! His walking away empty handed from the ?largest penis in a gangbang involving a camero? award stirred some gossip columnist to believe his stunt cock career was on the rocks! Well, he may not be ?dancing with the pornstars? just yet, he has some judging to do!


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And..... we have The Mayor! -- Mike from Mayors Money!

Ruling the Mayors Money and PornCity.net empire, Mike has been spending a lot of time in Thailand where it is rumored he and his wife have plans to take over the tourism industry. Mike already knows all the hot spots so why not own them?


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You want a little Tanker, you got a little Tanker! Welcome Tanker of madeinporn.com

Although recent claims that a sex tape of him and beautiful wife Ellisa have surfaced, Tanker is not avoiding the public eye and is excited to judge the categories!

KB has no comment other than to say ?Something huge is coming, I have a huge announcement next week, this is really big, huge. Like large.?

Well Tanker, we look forward to your votes and well, whatever KB claims as ?like large,? we will hold our judgements?

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Why not that Bob guy???? Welcome Ynot Bob of Ynot.com!

Spending most of the past few years denying allegations of an affaire with a Tijuana donkey, Ynot Bob brings candor, comedy, personality and sometimes a jackass mentality to the panel!

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The controversial and always savvy, Kimmy Kim joins the panel!

Known for her elitist taste in trendy shoes, also spotted shopping the Venice Beach fashion circuit, KK gives this judging panel a taste of the finer side.

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Got top listings? Well, I don?t, but this guy does. Welcome to the Judging Panel Wiredguy!

Rumored to have slept with Google founder Larry Page, Wiredguy has spent most of his time denying the allegations that his top spots are a result of, lets just say, being on top! All the same, expect some very endearing votes from him, especially if you wanna come out on top as sexiest female, or on bottom of a sexy male!

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If you are proud and you are straight then you should scream ?This is absolutely fabulous and super!? for our next two judges! That is right, two former penthouse pets, Aimee Sweet of aimeesweet.com and Sunny Leone of sunnyleone.com are set to turn a few heads, make a few votes and well, turn a few more heads! Our sources tell us that they have a ?very intimate and close relationship!? We can only hope!

Nice panel of judges. It will be a good time for sure.

Mitch

*giggle* That's rad!

Hey now how did you find out about that hot steamy night from our honeymoon!

I didnt think KB had the tape still he said he burnt it

This party just gets better and better.

looks like fun Rand...ill be there

I can't wait to see what people come up with!!!

I deny all accusations of a donkey!! Just cause a woman walks on all fours, has big ears, and is hairy...does not make her a donkey...

convicted? Never!

Now....that being said...I hope (who cares) the integrity (i will be accepting bribes in the form sexual favors, fine tequila, and anything you can put a battery in) of the judges (nice group of strange ones) will allow this to be a contest worthy of our names and worthy of the Phoenix Forum (contestants hit me up for my epassporte account number...money can be sent right in)

thanks RAND!

Sounds like a great change of PACE! A great push from Rand and Cory, and what a judging panel - Klixxx will be there with JFK for photo ops

Sounds like a 'dueling cameras' night

I deny any kind of relations with Larry Page. Now Sergei Brin on the other hand...
WG

Man, this is going to be one crazy night!!!!

great work guys, i cant wait

I have a feeling my camera is going to have a lot of fun

Riiiiiight....

On a more serious note, I would like to point out that Eric being a judge free's up the Biggest Pimp award for all you lower case "g's". It just wouldn't have been fair for a guy who's on the Crazy Horse II watch list to enter a pimping contest.

Wow very nice!!! Love it! You guys rock

Men and women? What about butt cleavage?

Sounds like this is going to be the party of the year!

fair is fair

Getting my bling ready as we speak.

congrats guys this looks great!!!

lolol, I love it, this is an very cool contest ;-)

Really excited about this event!

Right on, sounds like it will be a blast

But... But... I'm in love with CH2

And the ladies of CH2 love you too. Bring that pimp suit and they all flock to you, lol.
WG

to follow YnotBob's "Stance" on the matter of persuasion.

All sexual favors, ladies only, must be differed to my manager. Sunny Leone will be taking all sexual favor "Persuasive Acts."

Guys... Epassporte, Paypal, Check, MO, Wire, and Cash is accepted. Give me a Day and I will take CCs.

Thank you,
The Captain

Oh... it is Aly... I love Aly

why wait a day...i already have my accounts set up...

females...sexual bribes are all accepted
males...please defer to Cory for sex bribes, and just show me the money


100% confidential....

Let the scandals, bribes, and debauchery begin!

That's what we're good at... after all. Right?

Or at the very least talk about him.

I'm horny.

Bumpppppp

sooo awesome

looks like this will gonna be a big blast!

nice contest

Sleazy is taking bribes in exchange for his vote in the sexiest guy category.

Hey Baddog...... we are going to have a section by the red carpet for Paparazzi. If you'd like to get in on that action let me know.

Yes please

Right on Klixxxman

Did you guys even catch the part that Aimee Sweet and Sunny Leone are going to be judges? I'm surprise no one is trying to work an angle there yet!

this is gonna be a good one

and two new judges have been added to the roster!

Rochard and Corvette!

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=582116

I might have to try out for the cleavage prize


note to self: squirm on Sleazy's lap....

I may do the same.



















The squirming, not the cleavage.

Back door cleavage?

butt crack cleavage is like a gift from god.

http://www.jimmychoo.com

Left column, near the bottom.

Gift certificates.