You heard it here first. For good measure, I'll burn an Oklahoma Flag followed by the United States flag if our electoral votes end up going to that son of a bitch. Its been a while since we have had a good, 'ole fashioned flag burning here in the United States. Its about time we change that.
Oklahoma Statutes Citationized
Title 21. Crimes and Punishments
Chapter 9 - Offenses Related to Flags
Section 372 - Mutilation, Treating with Indignity or Destroying Flag - Definitions
Cite as: O.S. §, __ __
A. Any person who shall contemptuously or maliciously tear down, burn, trample upon, mutilate, deface, defile, defy, treat with indignity, wantonly destroy, or cast contempt, either by word or act, upon any flag, standard, colors or ensign of the United States of America, shall be guilty of a felony.
B. The word "defile" as used in this section shall include public conduct which brings shame or disgrace upon any flag of the United States by its use for unpatriotic or profane purpose.
C. The terms "flag", "standard", "colors", or "ensign" of the United States as used in this section shall include any picture, representation or part thereof which an average person would believe, upon seeing and without deliberation, to represent the flag, standard, colors or ensign of the United States of America.
Historical Data
Laws 1919, c. 72, p. 113, § 2; Laws 1967, c. 298, § 1; Laws 1971, c. 1, § 1, emerg. eff. Feb. 17, 1971; Amended by Laws 1997, H.B. No. 1213 c. 133. § 176, emerg. Effective Date Amended to July 1, 1999 by Laws 1998, c. 2 (First Extraordinary Session), §§ 23-26, effective June 19, 1998; (superseded document available).