Breaking News: Paris Hilton in coma after car wreck.

**jimthefiend** · 02-15-2006, 09:18 AM

Only I'm not sure I'd be able to tell the difference.

Nevermind.

**CDSmith** · 02-15-2006, 09:20 AM

Innacurate.

What really happened was she was driving down my street, swerved to avoid what she thought was a dog, (turned out to be a chunk of snow) hit a parked car and flew out her car and through my bedroom window. I then fucked her into a coma.

She should be fine in a few weeks.

**jimthefiend** · 02-15-2006, 09:20 AM

You fucking well knew when you saw my name to the right of this title that it was %99 likely to be bullshit.

Yet you clicked.

**CDSmith** · 02-15-2006, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

You fucking well knew when you saw my name to the right of this title that it was %99 likely to be bullshit.

Yet you clicked.

Yew talkin to me?

Again innacurate. I trust your word completely. :D

**crockett** · 02-15-2006, 09:23 AM

I heard her little dog got locked in her purse and suffocated.

**jimthefiend** · 02-15-2006, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Yew talkin to me?

Again innacurate. I trust your word completely. :D

Right on. Hit me up about this investment I wanna get you into.

**TheLegacy** · 02-15-2006, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Innacurate.

What really happened was she was driving down my street, swerved to avoid what she thought was a dog, (turned out to be a chunk of snow) hit a parked car and flew out her car and through my bedroom window. I then fucked her into a coma.

She should be fine in a few weeks.

thank you for saving this thread from total stupidity

**gornyhuy** · 02-15-2006, 09:25 AM

I heard she was actually face-down in the lap of Britney Spears.

So irresponsible of Britney to drive with a whore on her lap like that.

**BVF** · 02-15-2006, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

You fucking well knew when you saw my name to the right of this title that it was %99 likely to be bullshit.

EXACTLY....That's because you have no actual online business....You just post between hits of Meth.

For once you're fucking right...I can't believe it!! That's going in my sig.

**jimthefiend** · 02-15-2006, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by BVF

EXACTLY....That's because you have no actual online business....You just post between hits of Meth.

For once you're fucking right...I can't believe it!!

'shup jig.

**Tania** · 02-15-2006, 01:28 PM

She is in London partying

**nico-t** · 02-15-2006, 04:05 PM

**ddfGandalf** · 02-15-2006, 04:45 PM

wtf.
Ppl, if you really dont give a fuck about her, why do you care???

**u-Bob** · 02-15-2006, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by nico-t

Bassie en Adriaan, Bassie en Adriaan. Dat zijn de beste vrinden, die je maar kunt vinden, Adriaan is acrobaat en Bassie zit vol kattekwaad...

**suesheboy** · 02-15-2006, 11:50 PM

She is so not hot.

Train wreck at 40 for sure!

**2HousePlague** · 02-15-2006, 11:53 PM

Her appeal is a real head-scratcher. But there it is.

**Lord Nelson** · 02-15-2006, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

You fucking well knew when you saw my name to the right of this title that it was %99 likely to be bullshit.

Yet you clicked.

i didnt even click.

**2HousePlague** · 02-15-2006, 11:59 PM

omfg!

you should try this with xlogger's trance -- http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4153/britney0ya.gif -- poyfekt fit --

**reed_4** · 02-16-2006, 12:46 AM

Originally posted by ddfGandalf

wtf.
Ppl, if you really dont give a fuck about her, why do you care???

Agreed.

I don't give a damn about this news as well.

Breaking News: Paris Hilton in coma after car wreck.

Breaking News: Paris Hilton in coma after car wreck.

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