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  • Evil E
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2005
    • 3201

    #1

    Mortgage tips for self-employed

    Please post them if you have any interesting tips.


    A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

    So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.
  • Deputy Chief Command
    Deputy Chief Command
    • Nov 2005
    • 4482

    #2
    make sure you pay on time every month

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    • Evil E
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2005
      • 3201

      #3
      Should read "Getting a Mortgage approved" tips for self-employed.

      A great credit score(paying bills/cc/loans on time) is one thing.


      A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

      So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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      • NinjaSteve
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2003
        • 11089

        #4
        Don't get caught lying.
        ...

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        • After Shock Media
          It's coming look busy
          • Mar 2001
          • 35299

          #5
          If living in the US, really consider getting paid by check. Lots of check stubs can help show a steady weekly supply of income. Example being a merged CCbill account. Does not lead to nor mention porn. All monies lumped together and you get a check each and every week just like regular employed people.

          Option 2 would be to incorporate and then put yourself on a payroll, withholding taxes and all the fun stuff. Then in essence your another working stiff.

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          • V_RocKs
            Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
            • Nov 2003
            • 32449

            #6
            Or instead of checks.. Get paid via wires. So that you can show them your bank statements for several months and show them that YES my pay does fluctuate BUT I DO make $8K a month from RKNetMedia, $2K from First Management, etc... So while the pay might be:

            $2,188
            $1,945
            $2,220

            It is always averaged to a certain amount.

            That helped me big time in proving my increasing income to get a car since my last years taxes don't look anything like the new years, which don't look anything like the next years because my income is always doubling or quadrupling year to year.

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            • After Shock Media
              It's coming look busy
              • Mar 2001
              • 35299

              #7
              Originally posted by V_RocKs
              Or instead of checks.. Get paid via wires. So that you can show them your bank statements for several months and show them that YES my pay does fluctuate BUT I DO make $8K a month from RKNetMedia, $2K from First Management, etc... So while the pay might be:

              $2,188
              $1,945
              $2,220

              It is always averaged to a certain amount.

              That helped me big time in proving my increasing income to get a car since my last years taxes don't look anything like the new years, which don't look anything like the next years because my income is always doubling or quadrupling year to year.

              I could round robin a few accounts at seperate banks and make it look like my average incoming balance is in the xx,xxx figure each month though.

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              • the Shemp
                congrats to the winners
                • Nov 2001
                • 10891

                #8
                Originally posted by knew
                Please post them if you have any interesting tips.
                my tip is to never tell them you are self employed..
                tell them you work for me...and for 500.00 i will verify it when they phone me..
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                • robfantasy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 6445

                  #9
                  Originally posted by the Shemp
                  my tip is to never tell them you are self employed..
                  tell them you work for me...and for 500.00 i will verify it when they phone me..
                  can u provide fake payroll stubs
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                  • qxm
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 5970

                    #10
                    interesting tax saving tips.............

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                    • qxm
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 5970

                      #11
                      whops double post........

                      ICQ: 266990876

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                      • EuroRev_Stacey
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 811

                        #12
                        make sure you have enough funds before your due, else you'll end up with charges
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                        • SpeakEasy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 2681

                          #13
                          ALL of you are wrong, the only thing they go by is your yearly FILED taxes and your credit score, nothing else matters as all that can be falsified, so it's all about your tax returns. Of course that is not including a very hi interrest NO Doc type of loan, but thats a different subject.
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                          • Evil E
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 3201

                            #14
                            Thanks for the info guys.

                            Called a mortgage co that does business with multiple banks to verify my options and they told me I would need 2 years of FILED taxes as self-employed. Also think you need to put 10% down rather than 5% when you have a regular job(I'm in Canada).

                            That being said, I think that being incorporated and pay rolling yourself is a pretty good idea, so you can say that you have a permanent, regular job giving you a fixed amount of money every month for example.


                            A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                            So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                            • Ramster
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 1447

                              #15
                              I just bought a house in July.

                              Build your credit up with the usual loans and credit cards to show you have and can make consistent payments on time. Always make large payments on your CC if you can. Building your credit score is very important.

                              Yes you need to have your taxes filed each year and have them paid. They'll likely want a statement of account from Rev Canada.

                              Wires into your bank account is a good idea as it shows consistent income/payments. Any type of deposits are good as long as they are consistent and larger depending on how much you're looking to spend on a house.

                              Downpayment of course is big. I put 25% down so that makes a difference and it was my second house not my first.
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                              • G-Rotica
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 4258

                                #16
                                I just got a no doc loan at 5.5%. Credit score and tax returns was all they wanted. oh and 0 down. Even had the seller pay closing cost.

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                                • Snake Doctor
                                  I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                  • Mar 2001
                                  • 13449

                                  #17
                                  It's all about the tax returns for proving income. The rest is your credit score.

                                  G-rotica, isn't a tax return a "document"?
                                  sig too big

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                                  • G-Rotica
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 4258

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Snake Doctor
                                    It's all about the tax returns for proving income. The rest is your credit score.

                                    G-rotica, isn't a tax return a "document"?
                                    Ok, you got me there. I guess it's a low doc loan then.

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                                    • Kard63
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 8944

                                      #19
                                      I think if you are self employed and want to put less than 20% down they really throw the fucks to you.

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                                      • Forest
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 9135

                                        #20
                                        i didnt show one tax return when i got my mortgage and ive been self employed for 9 years

                                        I however did need to show them 2 years worth of bank statements with x amount of $$ avg deposits per month over those 2 years

                                        plus they wanted to see my inc and dba papers.

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                                        • Forest
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 9135

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Kard63
                                          I think if you are self employed and want to put less than 20% down they really throw the fucks to you.
                                          i dont know about canada but i did a 10% down here in fla

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