Australia's favorite joke - and it's a cracker!

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  • emjay
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2004
    • 4280

    #1

    Australia's favorite joke - and it's a cracker!

    Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm
    and says:"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with
    when you have a headache."

    His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

    The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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  • Aussie Rebel
    Blow Me U Geeks
    • Aug 2001
    • 5108

    #2

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    • Damian_Maxcash
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2002
      • 12745

      #3
      Thats a classic - ROTFL

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      • Violetta
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        • Jul 2004
        • 28735

        #4
        haha... that one made me laugh!
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        • emjay
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2004
          • 4280

          #5
          Originally posted by Damian_Maxcash
          Thats a classic - ROTFL
          lol, looking forward to meeting you on Sunday Damian :-)
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          • Matt 26z
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2002
            • 18481

            #6
            LOL

            Normally I think jokes are really stupid, but that is a good one.

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            • emjay
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2004
              • 4280

              #7
              Originally posted by Matt 26z
              LOL

              Normally I think jokes are really stupid, but that is a good one.
              lol reminds me of www.adultsheepfinder.com - the country drop-down menu there still makes me laugh!
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              • sicone
                Retired
                • Jan 2004
                • 18453

                #8

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                • florin
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                  • Sep 2007
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                  #9
                  Super funny!

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                  • Elixir
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                    #10
                    haha funnny :D :D
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                    • UFGators2007
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                      • Nov 2007
                      • 1739

                      #11
                      I am still laughing. That may be an old joke, but it is still funny as hell.
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                      • Farang
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                        • Oct 2004
                        • 11718

                        #12
                        hahahahahahah
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                        • Vick!
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                          • Nov 2005
                          • 6882

                          #13
                          loolz... hahahahahaha
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                          • The Duck
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                            • May 2005
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                            #14
                            hahahahah
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                            • bobby666
                              boots are my religion
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 21765

                              #15
                              rather old one

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                              • sortie
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                                • Mar 2007
                                • 7771

                                #16

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                                • G-Rotica
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 4258

                                  #17
                                  perfect

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                                  • Brother Bilo
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2007
                                    • 4193

                                    #18
                                    Thats Australias favorite joke?

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                                    • carol.prime
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                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 6960

                                      #19
                                      he loves the pig more than his wife then. lol!
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                                      • VeriSexy
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                                        #20
                                        bahahahhaha
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                                        • J. Falcon
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                                          • May 2006
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                                          #21
                                          good one
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                                          • emjay
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 4280

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by carol.prime
                                            he loves the pig more than his wife then. lol!
                                            Not quite, Carol. He was talking to the sheep, refering to his wife as a pig.
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                                            • gornyhuy
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                                              • May 2002
                                              • 18041

                                              #23
                                              Oldy, but honestly might be my favorite joke ever.

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