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  • Dirty F
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    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #1

    Do people fart in their sleep?

    I never noticed a chick farting in her sleep, and i like to keep it that way...
  • JamesK2
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    • Aug 2004
    • 6589

    #2
    Yeah, it's possible.

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    • Dirty F
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      • Jul 2001
      • 59204

      #3
      Originally posted by JamesK
      Yeah, it's possible.

      Yeah i figured that..

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      • G-Rotica
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        • Aug 2005
        • 4258

        #4
        My dog does.

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        • Tom_PM
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          • Feb 2005
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          #5
          Women dont fart. They get the vapors.
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          • Sarah_Jayne
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            • Dec 2002
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            #6
            you obviously have never been married

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            • Teodora
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              • Feb 2006
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              #7
              They Do!

              I'm sure they do!!! except for me of course! ....as I'm a girl

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              • Tom_PM
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                • Feb 2005
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                #8
                Ok fine. Women=fart machines.

                Happy? :P
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                • Jakke PNG
                  ex-TeenGodFather
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 20306

                  #9
                  Yeah. Girls fart in their sleep.
                  ..and it smells vicious..must be for it has fermented in them the whole time they're awake.
                  ..and I'm off.

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                  • Kristian
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                    • Aug 2003
                    • 3733

                    #10
                    Yep they do.

                    And you can make them fart a little ... by sucking it out. Yummy.

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                    • adamneve
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                      • Oct 2002
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                      #11
                      it's only air LOLOLOL
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                      • RuthB
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                        #12
                        what a question!
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                        • Nembrionic
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                          • Feb 2003
                          • 2424

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Franck
                          I never noticed a chick farting in her sleep, and i like to keep it that way...

                          I know for a fact YOU do

                          I know your cat does, too
                          Last edited by Nembrionic; 02-14-2006, 08:06 AM.

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                          • EdgeXXX
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                            • Oct 2005
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                            #14



                            Where the hell did this come from? Did it just pop into your head or something?
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                            • Dirty F
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                              • Jul 2001
                              • 59204

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                              Yeah. Girls fart in their sleep.
                              ..and it smells vicious..must be for it has fermented in them the whole time they're awake.


                              Thats so wrong...damn.

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                              • Dirty F
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                                • Jul 2001
                                • 59204

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Nembrionic
                                I know for a fact YOU do

                                I know your cat does, too
                                My cat rubbed her ass on your face for at least 2 hours.

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                                • Dirty F
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                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 59204

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by EdgeXXX



                                  Where the hell did this come from? Did it just pop into your head or something?

                                  Actually yes, i just got me worried for a minute.

                                  Actually it still worries me.

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                                  • Ross
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                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 18874

                                    #18
                                    You probably let more air loose in your sleep than you do when you're awake. I know I can produce some good ones when I'm sleeping

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                                    • AsianDevil
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                                      • Sep 2005
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                      you obviously have never been married
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                                      • Quagmire
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                                        • Jul 2005
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                                        #20
                                        Nobody farts in their sleep. When you go to sleep all orifices lock up like a bank vault.

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                                        • Nembrionic
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                                          • Feb 2003
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Franck
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                                          • Nembrionic
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                                            • Feb 2003
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Quagmire
                                            Nobody farts in their sleep. When you go to sleep all orifices lock up like a bank vault.
                                            You've never been on a camping trip, have you?

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                                            • gangbangjoe
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                                              • May 2004
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                              Yeah. Girls fart in their sleep.
                                              ..and it smells vicious..must be for it has fermented in them the whole time they're awake.

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                                              • adonthenet
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                                                • Feb 2005
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Nembrionic
                                                You've never been on a camping trip, have you?
                                                Exactly.. and i remember at least 2 girls who farted in their dreams

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                                                • Lace
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                                                  • Mar 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  My ex did when we first started sleeping together..I just broke out laughing.
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                                                  • Dirty F
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Lace
                                                    My ex did when we first started sleeping together..I just broke out laughing.

                                                    Damn thats fucked up.

                                                    And you thought it was funny?

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                                                    • kristin
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                                                      • Sep 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      Of course people fart in their sleep.
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                                                      • Jman
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                                                        • Sep 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        The other day I woke myspef up farting
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                                                        • WebairGerard
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                                                          • Sep 2005
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                          Yeah. Girls fart in their sleep.
                                                          ..and it smells vicious..must be for it has fermented in them the whole time they're awake.

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                                                          • sfera
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                                                            • Aug 2005
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                                                            #30
                                                            hell ya they do and im sure some get woken up lol

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                                                            • ajrocks
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                                                              • Nov 2004
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                                                              #31
                                                              Last month I woke up my girlfriend from farting in my sleep, it aint cool.
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                                                              • Mike Semen
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                                                                • Dec 2001
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by JMan
                                                                The other day I woke myspef up farting

                                                                Word. I have woken myself up with a monstrously loud fart before.

                                                                I laughed my ass off whe I realised what happened...
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                                                                • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  My dog farts in her sleep , so it seems likely
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                                                                  • calibra
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                                                                    • Feb 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Mike Semen
                                                                    Word. I have woken myself up with a monstrously loud fart before.

                                                                    I laughed my ass off whe I realised what happened...


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                                                                    • bjjb
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                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 13074

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Dunno about women but I woke up in the middle of the night a few weeks ago and could swore I had shit in the bed the smell was so bad. Thank god it was only a massive stinking fart lol

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                                                                      • DutchTeenCash
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                                                                        • Feb 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                        you obviously have never been married
                                                                        lol yeah theres a lot more then that

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                                                                        • rowan
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                                                                          • Mar 2002
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          My partner farts.., there's been a few times where she's done such a good one that I've had to bite my arm to stop my laughing from waking her up.

                                                                          Anyway, if you want a definitive answer to your question then do something where you'll be with people dozing off, like an interstate bus trip or long flight. You're bound to hear a loose one or two.

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                                                                          • GlydeGirl
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                                                                            • Feb 2005
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Yes, people fart in their sleep.

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                                                                            • Jarmusch
                                                                               
                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                              • 12479

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I guess if you're goatse it must be easy to let one or two farts slip out during your sleep.

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                                                                              • tristan_D
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                when you're asleep you cannot control your butt hole to shut the air so it easily comes out
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                                                                                • Dirty F
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by tristan_D
                                                                                  when you're asleep you cannot control your butt hole to shut the air so it easily comes out
                                                                                  (i cant believe im responding to klikrevenue idiot)

                                                                                  Then why don't we crap in our bed?

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                                                                                  • Scott McD
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                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • LittleMack
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      my dog farts the farts of death while she is sleeping. I have never heard my wife let one rip
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                                                                                      • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        l love the idea that women dont fart and poop but after living with 3 hot ass chick roommates i can testify its not true..
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                                                                                        • everestcash
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          yes they do, all the time

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                                                                                          • Sam Granger
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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • sweetME
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Yea...unfortunatelly I know, because my husband does it


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                                                                                              • ArkansasDave
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                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                • WME
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  some people don't even care about farting while awake, so I think they just couldn't care less if they do while asleep
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                                                                                                  • Spunky
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                                                                                                    • Jun 2002
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Yes..cause I was slapped a couple times for doing it

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