[QUOTE=xxxjay;13472862]Dood, ask anyone...I am the guy who insists on taking a cab every time. I am better with cabs than I am condoms. I'm just pissed I didn't listen to my own advice.
I am right with you-
I never drink and drive,and always use a condom
Except I fucked a porn star last night without one.
Could have been suicide,
But she had a test with her.
You inspired me, tonight in Beverly Hills I will have no sake...
Good reminder as to why
I also just smoked my windows and lights
