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  • 2HosCrackPipe
    blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
    • Feb 2006
    • 12

    #1

    Did you know....

    Animals communicate regularly through telepathy. It is the most basic form of communication, an ability we are all born with. As humans, we learn to rely on verbal communication and our telepathic skills are pushed aside and become rusty. Like a muscle, unless used regularly, these skills become weak and inefficient...
    Puff, Puff, Post, Pass Out! 2HCP
  • 2HousePlague
    CURATOR
    • Jul 2004
    • 14572

    #2
    Replace "telepathy" with "instinct" and you're a smart fella --




    2hp
    tada!

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    • eroswebmaster
      March 1st, 2003
      • Jul 2001
      • 20295

      #3
      Okay the character is funny..but you shouldn't cut and paste from the net when pretending to be "origiinal."
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      • sicone
        Retired
        • Jan 2004
        • 18453

        #4
        if you are saying that some humans should shut the fuck up... then I agree

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        • seeric
          ..........
          • Aug 2004
          • 41917

          #5
          Wtf??????

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          • xlogger
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 9507

            #6
            2HosCrackPipe???? ROFL!!!

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            • eroswebmaster
              March 1st, 2003
              • Jul 2001
              • 20295

              #7
              Originally posted by 2HousePlague
              and you're a smart fella --

              2hp
              Nope, not even original
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              • S P A N N O W
                Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                • Mar 2004
                • 11941

                #8
                Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                ...you shouldn't cut and paste from the net when pretending to be "origiinal."
                http://www.animaltelepathy.com/about.html
                Agreed! Lame, lame, lame

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                • WME
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 1005

                  #9
                  are you reading my mind right now?
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                  • Rhesus
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 2009

                    #10
                    2HP is pleased as he is being portrayed as a sensible and witful person with a broad vocabulary to his disposal, while I'd rather think of him as pretentious and someone who is lacking knowledge of the things he preaches.

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                    • Dirty F
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 59204

                      #11
                      Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                      Okay the character is funny..but you shouldn't cut and paste from the net when pretending to be "origiinal."
                      http://www.animaltelepathy.com/about.html
                      Oh thats lame!

                      The character had potential but this just sucks.

                      Next.

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                      • 2HousePlague
                        CURATOR
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 14572

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Rhesus
                        2HP is pleased as he is being portrayed as a sensible and witful person with a broad vocabulary to his disposal, while I'd rather think of him as pretentious and someone who is lacking knowledge of the things he preaches.

                        Sorry you feel that way, Rhesus. I know I come across as arrogant occasionally and sometimes don't invest the time in clarity that I do in the basic conception of the ideas I espouse. But, I have -- with zero 0% exception -- tried to help everyone who comes to me for help. There are noobs out there, and non-noobs too, who call me friend. That makes me feel good, because I have earned that friendship, not by "having their back" in silly threads that amount to nothing. But because I have listened to them, offered them humanity, compassion and understanding when they neeed it. Fuck the tips, tutorials and shit like that. I assume that people whose opinions differ from mine on questions of business, or are just content doing their own thing successfully will ignore me. This is an odd place, and it makes it difficult (not to mention in appropriate) to reach conclusions about people solely based on what you read. If you ever wanted to, I would welcome the opportunity to show you something deeper and truer about me than your impression thus far --


                        Jack (2hp) Mardack
                        tada!

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                        • reynold
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271

                          #13
                          Yeah right.. Animals rely on instinct and senses better than we do. Humans possess logic, sense of morality and free will. But humans can be worse than animals, at times.

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                          • Haydos
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 308

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Rhesus
                            2HP is pleased as he is being portrayed as a sensible and witful person with a broad vocabulary to his disposal, while I'd rather think of him as pretentious and someone who is lacking knowledge of the things he preaches.
                            Preach in the form of advocating or urging acceptance maybe....but certainly not pretentious!

                            pre·ten·tious ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-tnshs)
                            adj.
                            1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when
                            unjustified.
                            2. Making or marked by an extravagant outward show; ostentatious.


                            I don't know too many pretentiuos people that would admit "I know I come across as arrogant occasionally.."

                            BTW - he does have shit house fashion sense.....!!

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                            • 2HosCrackPipe
                              blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 12

                              #15
                              ...precedent post the play veiled was presenté, I do not know if everyone the connai or not, but for those ki do not know it I were bored to death (lol) has to make screen shot and heberger (lasted all of the job: 3 hours!!) For those which wishes the telecharger (Nb: if Ca I am makes any Ca for nothing, looool Ca good... ok I will be tro good leaves...).Je dized for those which wishes...
                              Puff, Puff, Post, Pass Out! 2HCP

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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133978

                                #16
                                Pigshit :

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                                • S P A N N O W
                                  Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 11941

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by 2HosCrackPipe
                                  ...precedent post the play veiled was presenté, I do not know if everyone the connai or not, but for those ki do not know it I were bored to death (lol) has to make screen shot and heberger (lasted all of the job: 3 hours!!) For those which wishes the telecharger (Nb: if Ca I am makes any Ca for nothing, looool Ca good... ok I will be tro good leaves...).Je dized for those which wishes...
                                  Ok, now you're starting to scare me...

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                                  • 2HousePlague
                                    CURATOR
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 14572

                                    #18
                                    MAN, this shit don't consume no time. C'mon, Sleazy... can I get an "IDIOT"...?
                                    tada!

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                                    • zentz
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 8062

                                      #19
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                                      • je_rome
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2005
                                        • 6846

                                        #20
                                        taken from http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0768578.html:

                                        Animal Communication

                                        Most animals (including people) use hahaha8220;body languagehahaha8221; as well as sound and smell in order to communicate with one another. Here are some of the ways animals express themselves.

                                        Many animals communicate by smell: they release pheromones (airborne chemicals) to send messages to others. Pheromones play an important part in reproduction and other social behavior. They are used by many animals, including insects, wolves, deer, and even humans!

                                        Bees dance when they have found nectar. The scout bee will dance in the hive, and the dance directs other bees to the location of the nectar.

                                        Chimpanzees greet each other by touching hands.

                                        Male fiddler crabs wave their giant claw to attract female fiddler crabs.

                                        White-tailed deer show alarm by flicking up their tails.

                                        Dogs stretch their front legs out in front of them and lower their bodies when they want to play.

                                        Elephants show affection by entwining their trunks.

                                        Giraffes press their necks together when they are attracted to each other.

                                        Gorillas stick out their tongues to show anger.
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                                        • biftek
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 1030

                                          #21
                                          Dogs stretch their front legs out in front of them and lower their bodies when they want to play.

                                          well that is crap , my dog just barks at me when he wants to play

                                          only time he stretches his front feet and lowers his body is when he tired...
                                          Last edited by biftek; 02-15-2006, 05:44 PM.

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                                          • Phoenix
                                            BACON BACON BACON
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 35475

                                            #22
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                                            • Brujah
                                              Beer Money Baron
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 22157

                                              #23
                                              That's nothing. My dog outsources his design skills to Wyldesites.com and shoots content for Hustler's Taboo. He used to play backup for Earth, Wind & Fire but doesn't like to talk about those days.

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                                              • Sofa King
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2006
                                                • 132

                                                #24
                                                This thread needs a good dog joke:

                                                -------------------------------------------------

                                                A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

                                                "You talk?" he asks.

                                                "Yep," the Lab replies.

                                                "So, what's your story?"

                                                The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

                                                I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

                                                "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

                                                "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

                                                The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

                                                "Ten dollars," the guy says.

                                                "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

                                                "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."



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