I should be in jail right now...

you had better hope that cop aint reading GFY you just confessed to drink driving

7 beers and 6 shots in two hours and you are "not really drunk?"

Did you mean, "not very drunk?"

Depends on how fit you are at the moment.. not that much drinks, I used to kick this when I was 17 back in the day without any problems.

Now the dog is older and such incidents hurt the other day.

Yeah...that is like the first time I've slipped up since I lived in Cali and a reminder that I've been right the whole time.

For me that is nothing. I have a very high tollenance for booze. I drink a lot.

Damn man.. VERY close call... Taxi is the way to go or get someone else to be the DD for ya..

What color Norco (hydrocodone) pill did you take?

People's alcohol tolerance has zero to do with how opioids are digested into the body and the tolerance of mixing drugs with alcohol.

I am curious what size mg pill you took with that amount of alcohol and are claiming you barely feel that level of inxoxication.

I could drink with the rest of them, but once you start popping pills, you are in a whole new game. And alcohol tolerance will not make a difference.

No one, just takes hydrocodone with beers and shots and dont feel it.

Norco is just a brand name for the same old drug thats been around for a long time

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocodone

That doesn't qualify you to call me a drunk

Doesn't mean you were not drunk . . . . legally or otherwise.

must have been the black cat..

Oh yeah dood...I was feeling pretty damn good. I won't lie. In some ways I think the norco may have actually saved me because I remained calm and didn't panic.

they probably just wanted to look at the benz with the brabus package.

thts got to suck, anti tht some shit now huh

I have pics on his camera of your ass hanging out in front of the DJ booth. I just thought it was funny. No disrespect to you or nothing becuase I mentioned the drama thread to him last week. Then I just got a name like yesterday. then ROTFLMAO. At him not you. But we can go rounds if you want Amy I'm down.

818 the Valley Hollywood it's all the same shit to me.

holy crap dude... i saw ya at the bar, looked fine.. but then again I left before midnight.. you saw my new girl , can't blame me can ya!? but damn dude.. you ALWAYS take cabs.. glad ya beat the test.. hey I once blew .07 on 5 drinks.. go figure.. but playing guitar will help ya pass the 1,3,2,4 finger test.. its the fucking balance and touch yer nose tests that are tough.. sounds like ya worked it pretty good.. on all that shit you had, damn. !! we'll cab it out sometime soon.. maybe a crazy girls reunion party for my 5th anniv on Jan 3 since living in L.A..

peace

being someone whose mother was killed on her 31st birthday by a drunk driver... i'd like to say

fuck every single one of you that thinks this is ok in any way, shape or form... or that thinks HE is lucky


that is all...

Never said it was ok, cool, a good idea, or even something I ever do. I broke my rule one time and learned why I've had it all these years. End of story.

well... what you said was that you weren't concerned with killing people... you were concerned with the legal issues.

so its not like you "get it" at all. further you go on to explain like any addict does "well.... the legal limit isn't really drunk for ME... its just "drunk" according to the law" etc etc etc. to further rationalize your insanely irresponsible choice that put everyone around you at risk of being killed.

the bottom line is that people get killed because of people EXACTLY like you. people that have it all figured out. people that are just incredibly brilliant and "know their own limits". people that "are ok to drive".

i couldn't care less if someone wants to drink, drive and juggle chainsaws all at the same time if they are in the middle of the desert somewhere.

just like every other person killed by a drunk driver, my mother was killed by someone who "knew his limits", "knew he was ok to drive" and knew that the "legal limit isn't really "drunk" for him" because he was a fucking genius too... his truck hit my mom head on, at 60mph, at night, with his headlights off... driving in the wrong lane into oncoming traffic.

and... if i was like some of the fucking idiots in this thread i would have been saying to him over the years "wow... you're lucky, this is third time you have killed people in drunk driving accidents and only got sentenced to 5 years and served 2! be careful next time... we don't want to lose you"

that's nothing for us..

So drunk then? There's no for you and for the law. Fact is ... drunk has different levels of effect ... sure. But the legal limit is there because NO ONE can have the reactions etc if they're at that level. That's called drunk. Maybe not plastered drunk ... but drunk. I think you should have been tested.

You are a good guy, but you are really the wrong person to be in this discussion.

http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/hdbk/pgs72duichart.htm

Technical note: These charts are not legal evidence of actual BAC. Although it is possible for anyone to exceed the designated limits, the charts have been constructed so that fewer than 5 persons in 100 will exceed these limits when drinking the stated amounts on an empty stomach. Actual values can vary by body type, sex, health status, and other factors.

Not sure your point. Those graphs don't even consider the possibility of drinking 12 or 13 drinks in one session, much less in 2 hours.

Maybe if the subject weighed in at 700 lbs there would be no problem.

The only thing that comes to mind after reading this thread and that last post is.......IDIOT !!! Hopefully you run head on into a big tree next time you drive....Now that would be cool.

You have horseshoes up your ass dude

I couldn't agree with you more. I fucking despise people who drink and drive.

you got tons of money wanna go out hire a car for the night.

i want some norcos :D

good thing your not locked up xxx cool jay

I absolutely agree. But this is a guy who constantly brags about the drugs he does, the whores he bangs and the partying he does every week.
That makes him a hero amongst these neanderthals. That's why he posts about it here. He can't post about it most other places because anywhere else in the world, people would think he's an idiot.

The only difference to Jay and the posers around here is that Jay is actually very much REAL

Btw. I haven't really noticed anyone here advocating driving drunk - it's a super idiotic thing to do, I also admitted I did it, but noone is supporting that.

Get the trollin goin..

Count your blessings on this one man.

glad you're ok Jay...just be glad you didn't kill anyone.

p.s. BOTH my sisters are COPS...try being their older sibling! FUN!!!

Pleasurepays put it well. Exceeding allowed limit of alcohol in your blood makes your driving reactions slower than it should and you automatically become a less capable driver. That's why there's a law and gets stricter and stricter all the time. No drunk driver starts driving knowing he may end up killing someone, but at the end some of them they sadly do it. So it should become your concern you may end up harming someone if you actually want to follow your own rules and make positive difference. For the record I lost also a relative by a drunk driver and ended up in jail. Boohoo...two kids now grow up without a mother. You cannot replace a human life neither any sort of punishment is an actual justice.

good thing you've made it home... hope it served a lesson for everyone..

[QUOTE=xxxjay;13472862]Dood, ask anyone...I am the guy who insists on taking a cab every time. I am better with cabs than I am condoms. I'm just pissed I didn't listen to my own advice.


I am right with you-
I never drink and drive,and always use a condom

Except I fucked a porn star last night without one.
Could have been suicide,
But she had a test with her.

You inspired me, tonight in Beverly Hills I will have no sake...
Good reminder as to why

I also just smoked my windows and lights

What exactly is the point of that? To invite wrecks?

Dood...First, I am very sorry about what happened to your Mother. I've lost friends to drunk drivers myself. It fucking sucks.

Second, I am the mosy pro-cab / anti-drunk-driving guy on this board. Ask anyone who goes out with me on a regular basis. I didn't even plan drinking as much as I did. Was I impared legally? Sure. Was I really that fucked up? No. I could pass the dozen or so field sobriety test the guy gave me, so I couldn't have been that bad. If they had breathalized me, I'm sure I would have been so ridiculous number, considering I hadn't really eaten much either. That's why I say I fear the legality more. I was nowhere near driving up the wrong lane. In fact, the cops didn't even say I was drving irradicly. The bars were just getting out, so I was an easy mark.

Third, it's something I will never do again and I never really did anyway. This thread is more of a warning to those who do drive drunk to maybe think about it before they do. I've fucked up a lot in my past and a DUI would have been the end of me. I got lucky: Very, very lucky.

Are things clearer now?

I hope this makes things clearer.

[QUOTE=TheAmericanCannibal;13476297]I am having mine un-smoked. While it is technicly legal, it just invites trouble.

[QUOTE=TheAmericanCannibal;13476297]she HAD a test with her??? WTF?? and you didn't run??? that's sounds kinda scarey that she carries it around?? I dunno..yes she's a pornstar but...

you might as well DnD...you're on a roll there KB

thanks, i wasn't really trolling for sympathy and don't expect it. it was a very long time ago. but its a true story. we had a huge argument on her birthday. the first time we every fought. i was 15 (so i guess she was 32 because she had me at 17). i went home and was waiting to apologize for ruining her birthday. i sat by the door expecting her at 5:30 or so... i sat there staring at the door until 9:30 when one of her friends called and asked if she was home.. then told me she saw what looked like her car in a bad accident.

i never got to apologize to her.

and why?

because some addict could just as easily rationalize driving drunk. like you, he didn't say "holy shit, that was the most irrisponsible thing i have ever done in my life and i'm glad i didn't kill anyone"... like you, he was probably telling himself "wow, hahaha... that cop didn't notice i was high and drunk.... thank god i didn't lose my license... that would have sucked!"



so here you are... you claim to fully understand what its like.. yet are very clear that you are not concerned about it and very sure that it can't happen to you. wow.

A lot of rationalizations... and no acceptance of responsibility. This is a very sad statement. let me clue you in on a fact about alcohol that everyone understands except you. Alcohol impairs your judgement... FIRST. but not yours of course. you are totally under control in a 500Hp Mercedes after 7 beers and 6 shots.

oooh... wait... you said you were high and drunk and WAAAAAAY over the limit. right? i mean thats exactly what you said... here... let me quote you since your memory seems to be clouded:

hmm... yeah, don't worry about killing people. it can't happen to you. but DO worry about getting into trouble. i mean fuck running over an 7yr old, lets think about your license or the possibility of your car getting impounded... thats the real shit that destroys lives afterall. people can just have more kids anyway.

Uhmmm... HELLLO?

Uhmm... dude. seriously, its called denial. It's a problem addicts have. Furthermore, they frequently do things like blog and post to the public about their fucked up behaviors becuase they are crying for help.

Confusing... you should have failed? BUt but ... but... you're fine right? ok to drive? Why would you EVER fail a field sobriety test if you weren't too drunk to drive?

again... its called denial and you are a textbook addict.


No... its something you did and then made light of the fact that you could have killed someone. In fact, you went out of your way to say that harming others wasn't your concern at all


again... narcissistic much?

THE END OF YOU?

Hmmm... what about murdering others?

I mean you've lost many friends to drunk driving accidents. You totally know the risks and how many lives you can destroy with a simple bad decision like the one you made.

however, you still don't take responsibility for the danger you posed to others... because you drank 6-7 beers and 6 shots of jeager and then went for a drive in a super fast sports car.


I guess... if anyone was still wondering if you were an addict in desperate need of help, then you've clarified yourself perfectly.

I would be nice had you just admitted that it was horribly wrong and horribly irresponsible and you fully understand that you could have easily killed innocent people.


I dont expect anything at all i am saying, or what others are saying to impact your thinking at all. You're an addict. You're in denial. You accept zero responsibility for your actions. You have a ways to go probably before you hit rock bottom and finally figure it out, if you survive... hopefully you will only kill yourself on the way down.

Actually, you said earlier it wasn't one time but rather on rare occasions.

Sorry to hear what happened to your mom.

I can atest to the fact the XXX Jay does not drink and drive

Everytime I have been with him his made sure to have a sober driver, or has taken a cab.

I am very glad to hear you did not get in any trouble.

Dan

Pretty stupid post after he just admitted that he just did drive drunk and has before.

Wow damn.

ummm . . . have you read the thread?

Wow this is getting very very deep

Let me rephrase this.

I can attest that all the times I have hung with Jay he has never drank and drove.

He always made a point that everyone else who has with took a cab or had a sober driver

OK. On a happier note I was quite ammused with http://victimsofchildren.com/ (from your sig) - that shit is funny.

What I posted was an anti-drunk-driving and semi-serious. It was just my thoughts after I had just come home from that shit. I put it on my blog and re-posted on GFY.

How come you can see humor in raping children, but think that drunk driving (even when warning against it) is so horrible?

Oh let's me guess?

It's never happened to you? You probably weren't raped by a priest, but you can put together a blog that is a slap in the face to every kid that has ever been touched?

So by that same logic I can deduce this about you:

Tragedy + Things That Have Affected You = Not Funny
Tragedy + Things That Have Not Affected You = Funny

Look, I wasn't saying what I did was right, cool, or even glamorizing it - I even said I'd never do it again. Life it tough. It is full of misfortune. What happened to you sucked: No question.

You can't be super senistive about your pet subjects out of one side of your mouth and then bash people that have had the innocence taken out of the other side AND read GFY at the same time! That's hypocritical!

If you don't like it. Don't look at it. Grow a thicker skin.



Now, don't even make me get started with http://15yroldvirgin.com/ ! (also in your sig)

Million?

Come on... Be realistic... $10,000,000,000!