Tonight - good night for comedy, latenight gonna rip into Cheney

**TreasureBucks** · 02-13-2006, 02:09 PM

Nobody sees the humor????

OK.... heres the latest Kerry 2008 slogan....

"Im John Kerry, and I can fucking aim."

"what did his hunting partner expect? He cant even hit the right target in the war on terror."

I'll tell you who probably wont be going on anymore quail hunting trips with Cheney....This guy.....

I wonder how many more NRA meetings he will be invited to??

what you dont see in the picture is the crowd of people in the audience, ducking under their seats.

HAHAHAHA, Missed me bitch!.... Juke!

"damn, we shot us some chick'ns. hoo-wee!!.. hey, sorry bout the..... hey.... we still on for fixing that trial thing, or am I gonna have to shoot, er, um take you hunting again??" murmers Cheney.

http://www.lakeoconeeshootingclub.co...20Pictures.htm

They captioned this photo with....

"Vice President Cheney shooting trap. (And he is a great shot at it, too.)"

Ok, time to get back to work.

Late Night guys feel free to steal my jokes. Just plug our sites please

**tony286** · 02-13-2006, 02:12 PM

that long of a rifle how did that old man sneak up on him

**sperbonzo** · 02-13-2006, 02:13 PM

Good thing his hunting companion wasn't with Kennedy at the time.... Ted would have left him for dead! LOL

**ronaldo** · 02-13-2006, 02:14 PM

lol, yeah, there'll definitely be a few jokes about it tonight.

**ronaldo** · 02-13-2006, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by sperbonzo

Good thing his hunting companion wasn't with Kennedy at the time.... Ted would have left him for dead! LOL

lol, ouch. That's a nasty one.

I could see someone using that tonight.

**TreasureBucks** · 02-13-2006, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by sperbonzo

Good thing his hunting companion wasn't with Kennedy at the time.... Ted would have left him for dead! LOL

Oh come on man.. dont go an get all Bill Oreilly on us....

These are just jokes. Jokes that you will see all over the tv tonight, by all the talk show guys.

Im not a leftie or a rightie, if those that have to look at people in that light need to know.....im somwhere in the middle.

extreme far right = bible thumpers
extrem far left = devil worshippers

hahah lol

jk

Im neither one of those.... I just wanted to take a crack at my comedy writing skills.

**TreasureBucks** · 02-13-2006, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by sperbonzo

Good thing his hunting companion wasn't with Kennedy at the time.... Ted would have left him for dead! LOL

na, Teddy likes to party....

hes not much for hunting.... now, if Ted and Dick were out drinking, and Ted offered to give Dick a ride home, thats a different story

**TreasureBucks** · 02-13-2006, 04:27 PM

**TreasureBucks** · 02-13-2006, 06:52 PM

10 minutes to the daily show east coast

**reed_4** · 02-13-2006, 10:01 PM

Cheney is the talk of the town now, I'm gonna be watching how stewart tries to make fun out of him.

**KRL** · 02-13-2006, 11:55 PM

Leno said Cheney's popularity rating shop up after people found out the guy he shot was an attorney.

**flashfire** · 02-14-2006, 01:10 AM

I like the headline on CNN

Cheney's got a gun

I can see this title on weird al's next album

**LiveDose** · 02-14-2006, 01:16 AM

I wonder if Ted Kennedy will have the balls to chime in on this one...

**TreasureBucks** · 02-15-2006, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by KRL

Leno said Cheney's popularity rating shop up after people found out the guy he shot was an attorney.

**TreasureBucks** · 02-15-2006, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by LiveDose

I wonder if Ted Kennedy will have the balls to chime in on this one...

Does Teddy have an account here at gfy??? jk

Actually, one of the righties allready mentioned Teddy in this thread.

Tonight - good night for comedy, latenight gonna rip into Cheney

Tonight - good night for comedy, latenight gonna rip into Cheney

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