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  • HorseShit
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    • Dec 2004
    • 17513

    #1

    Breaking News: Dick Cheney Just Shot Someone

    Hunting Trip, possibly accident, you heard it here first!
  • RayBonga
    too cool for highschool
    • Nov 2005
    • 12164

    #2
    Was it Bush?

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    • HorseShit
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 17513

      #3
      No, wasn't bush, this hasn't even hit CNN/FOX yet but should soon, fresh off the fucking wire

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      • boldy
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        • Feb 2002
        • 2806

        #4
        .no bush, no news
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        • RayBonga
          too cool for highschool
          • Nov 2005
          • 12164

          #5
          Originally posted by jdavis
          No, wasn't bush,
          damn

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          • Bastone
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            • Nov 2005
            • 587

            #6
            u where did you see/hear this?
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            • HorseShit
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 17513

              #7
              It's on CNN right now

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              • HorseShit
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 17513

                #8
                I reported it before CNN, I pwned them

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                • Manowar
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                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9
                  looooool awesome

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                  • KRosh
                    So Fucking Outlawed
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 5114

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jdavis
                    I reported it before CNN, I pwned them
                    it was on CNN at the same time you reported it.

                    it's on top in RED you just missed the fact that it was there


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                    • Splum
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                      • May 2003
                      • 6195

                      #11
                      http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060212/...nting_accident

                      Bahahahahaah!

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                      • JFK
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                        • Jan 2002
                        • 67369

                        #12
                        well ok .............. It should be the other way around.....why cant someone just shoot him

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                        • FelixFlow
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                          • Nov 2004
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                          #13
                          whoa! just read it on yahoo news!


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                          • xxxdesign-net
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                            • Nov 2002
                            • 10129

                            #14

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                            • Splum
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                              • May 2003
                              • 6195

                              #15
                              Originally posted by JFK
                              well ok .............. It should be the other way around.....why cant someone just shoot him
                              lol Id be careful what you say in public JFK lol

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                              • JFK
                                FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 67369

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Splum
                                lol Id be careful what you say in public JFK lol
                                Yeah I know..........OK ............I'll take it back .........

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                                • Lord Nelson
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jan 2006
                                  • 715

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by JFK
                                  well ok .............. It should be the other way around.....why cant someone just shoot him
                                  You really want the spores released?

                                  Cheney needs to be sealed into a hardened steel tank that's flooded with chlorine, anything less risks the entire ecosystem.

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                                  • mikeyddddd
                                    Viva la vulva!
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 16557

                                    #18
                                    It's no big deal, unless it's point blank or right in the eye. A friend of mine accidentally shot me when quail hunting. A little bird shot's nothing.
                                    Last edited by mikeyddddd; 02-12-2006, 12:12 PM.

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                                    • JFK
                                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 67369

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Lord Nelson
                                      You really want the spores released?

                                      Cheney needs to be sealed into a hardened steel tank that's flooded with chlorine, anything less risks the entire ecosystem.
                                      NO............NO..................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO......NO Spores

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                                      • Furious_Male
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                                        • Oct 2003
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                                        #20
                                        These sort of things happen. The press will just have fun with this one.
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                                        • xomei
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                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 49

                                          #21
                                          He shot him in the head

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                                          • alexg
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                                            • Aug 2003
                                            • 11287

                                            #22
                                            lol

                                            i guess now people will lay off bush for a while cause cheney turned out to be much more stupid

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                                            • StickyGreen
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                                              • Oct 2003
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                                              #23
                                              lol, why the fuck you gonna say dick cheney "just" shot someone? he shot the guy yesterday...
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                                              • chshkt
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                                                • Mar 2003
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                                                #24
                                                cheney is the same DICKhead as bush

                                                http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=1609790
                                                Cheney Accidentally Shoots and Injures Fellow Hunter in Texas
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                                                • joefriday
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                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                  • 1090

                                                  #25
                                                  From Yahoo news "The vice president didn't see him," she continued. "The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good."

                                                  What a dumb hahahaha , isnt that the whole reason your meant to wait until the bird is in the air , so you dont shoot anybody. LOLOLOLOL
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                                                  • crockett
                                                    in a van by the river
                                                    • May 2003
                                                    • 76818

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by RayBonga
                                                    Was it Bush?

                                                    one could only hope..
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                                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                      • Mar 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      LOL, directly shot?

                                                      He is responsible for over 10,000 Murders in Iraq.

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                                                      • stickyfingerz
                                                        Doin fine
                                                        • Oct 2005
                                                        • 24984

                                                        #28
                                                        Listen to all the non hunting, Bush, Cheney hating fookers in here. Laughable.

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                                                        • marko13
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                                                          • Apr 2004
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • SilentKnight
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                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                            • 24812

                                                            #30
                                                            I'm sure there's a punchline here somewhere about goin' off half-cocked.

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                                                            • pocketkangaroo
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                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                              • 8452

                                                              #31
                                                              I don't see what the big deal is. Cheney could shoot a man execution style in the head and not get in trouble for it. These guys are above any laws we have.

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                                                              • stickyfingerz
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                                                                • Oct 2005
                                                                • 24984

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by pocketkangaroo
                                                                I don't see what the big deal is. Cheney could shoot a man execution style in the head and not get in trouble for it. These guys are above any laws we have.
                                                                Ya cause a bit of buckshot during a hunting accident is against the law now. Sheesh.

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                                                                • Dirty Dane
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                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 9491

                                                                  #33
                                                                  presidents and vice presidents "accidently" killing and injure people? ... no that can't be true... lol

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                                                                  • pocketkangaroo
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                                                                    • Jan 2005
                                                                    • 8452

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Maybe the guy owned an oil rig or something?

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                                                                    • TreasureBucks
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                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                      • 1971

                                                                      #35
                                                                      yea, just seen that on the drudge report!!!

                                                                      How many of his buddies will want to go hunting with him in the future?

                                                                      Holy Shit, imagine the breakdown of diplomacy!!!!!

                                                                      Nothing's going to get done anymore now
                                                                      He took alot of his business buddies on these hunting trips.

                                                                      LOL!!!

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                                                                      • Doctor Dre
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                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 51692

                                                                        #36
                                                                        He scratched the skin ... no story there.
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                                                                        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                        • Peter_ANYwebcam
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                                                                          • Jan 2006
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Everytime they try to report that here in Oz the presenters start Laughing!

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                                                                          • chadglni
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                                                                            • Dec 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Woopity fucking dooooooo. I can spot the non gun owners in this thread though.


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                                                                            • wyldblyss
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                                                                              • Nov 2003
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Can we say "oops" haha

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                                                                              • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • chadglni
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                  • ronbotx
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                                                                                    • Jan 2002
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    It was bird shot at about 30 yards. Sounds like multiple parties at fault. Fortunately not much damage.... a few pellets in chest and side of face barely penetrating skin.

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                                                                                    • Downtime
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                                                                                      • May 2004
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      pretty funny story, shooting a lawyer
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                                                                                      • LedZep
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Feb 2006
                                                                                        • 111

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        When are people going to learn that guns and republicans just dont mix.

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                                                                                        • ThunderBalls
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                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 2926

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Just another way for Cheney to keep the medical industry in business.

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                                                                                          • je_rome
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            very irresponsible of the vice president.
                                                                                            what a disgrace! shame on him!
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                                                                                            • Bluewire Ross
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                                                                                              • Nov 2005
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.

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                                                                                              • dRI-X
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                                                                                                • Feb 2006
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by pocketkangaroo
                                                                                                I don't see what the big deal is. Cheney could shoot a man execution style in the head and not get in trouble for it. These guys are above any laws we have.

                                                                                                oh, is that true? so what do you think will happen if he killed that poor old man?


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                                                                                                • directfiesta
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by dRI-X
                                                                                                  oh, is that true? so what do you think will happen if he killed that poor old man?

                                                                                                  "From very reliable sources that I cannot divulge, he has been in contact with Al-Quaeda, a threat to the National safety, a traitor .. so I shot him .. I am a patriot!"
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                                                                                                  • iguess
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                                                                                                    • Aug 2005
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Word is he shot him on purpose. He was about to go live about some OIL stuff.

                                                                                                    I heard it live from the oval office.
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