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Section 1:
It started with geeks and nerds who are typically shy and not that social but at least intelligent and when behind a screen can be anyone really. They accounted for the vast majority of Internet traffic, hell if you can not find the humor in Archie and Gopher then I am afraid you may be in section 2.
Section 2:
Windows and WYSIWYG allowed most to get online yet still have to have at least a percentage of geekdom in their DNA or they would of never left AOL or CompuServe let alone figured out there is money in them thar hills. If you did not buy a PC and have dreams of being a porn tycoon after watching some 20/20 special about wetlands or some other site making more cash than you could dream about while dealing with naked women, odds are your in section 3.
Section 3.
Dell and plug n play. Now every 3 year old can find their way around the Internet. I am fairly certain now you can probably make web pages by dragging images around on someone else's server, clicking colors you like and then high fiving your best friend who also is your beer connect cause he was the only one in your HS class with a valid ID over the age of 21, saying yes we are now pimps. If this is not you please see section 4.
Section 4:
I am sorry and I do not speak Nigerian. I however am an orphan and know for a fact that every previous line of my DNA has died tragic and very poor deaths. Not only that I have terrible credit and am not allowed to open a bank account. Not to mention the check cashing place and western union does not accept my welfare card as identification. Please contact a section 3 person instead. Thank you sir.
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