Were you in the army? Share some dirty little secrets in this thread

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  • Antonio
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2001
    • 14136

    #1

    Were you in the army? Share some dirty little secrets in this thread

    Back then when I was in the army some folks thought that the best things to do with their dicks was to tattoo 'TAXI' on them or to make a cut in their dick's skin and insert a little ball made out of plexiglass.

    Some guys had up to four balls under their dick's skin, the idea was that that drives women crazy, which of course is total bullshit but what do 19-20 year old guys know about sex...

    How is this little operation done? Well since I witnessed it only once when a friend of mine decided to do that, this is what he did:

    First he spent 3 or 4 days perfecting the plexiglass ball using sand paper until he got it to the desired shape and dimension.

    Once that was done he had to make a cut in his skin, and because of the lack of better tools sharpened down spoon handle was used.

    After the cut was made the little ball was inserted under the skin, and this is when the troubles began.

    Three or four days later the little cut hadn't closed and the area was red, so the guy got scared that he might get some kind of infection, and we had to 'jump the fence' and go to a civilian doctor to get the ball removed.


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  • Jakke PNG
    ex-TeenGodFather
    • Nov 2001
    • 20306

    #2
    I got off on eveningleave at 4pm. I started drinking immediately.
    I puked the first time at 5:30pm. I continued drinking and got thrown out of 5 different bars. I ended up in a restaurant where there was a 'tattoo convention'. I got me a tattoo.. I went back to the barracks at 4am. I got woken up at 6am and puked on my squadron commanders pants.
    ..and I'm off.

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    • Jakke PNG
      ex-TeenGodFather
      • Nov 2001
      • 20306

      #3
      .oh, and I was an MP/chauffeur thingy. Needless to say, it *was* my turn to drive the area commander that day..but they decided it wouldn't be smart.
      ..and I'm off.

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      • Doctor Dre
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jan 2001
        • 51692

        #4
        A spoon ? you guys don't have knives in the army !?!
        Originally posted by rayadp05
        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • Jakke PNG
          ex-TeenGodFather
          • Nov 2001
          • 20306

          #5
          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
          A spoon ? you guys don't have knives in the army !?!
          We had sporks.
          ..and I'm off.

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          • CyberHustler
            Masterbaiter
            • Feb 2006
            • 28795

            #6
            Im in the army now... FORT DRUM!! 10TH MOUNTAIN!!

            The BIGGEST dirty little secret that I know is that we have been continuously pumping IRAQ and AFGHANISTAN with DEPLETED URANIUM...

            Thats not the good part though... It gets BETTER!

            DEPLETED URANIUM IS A WEAPON OF MASS-DESTRUCTION!! AND NOT ONLY DOES IT KILL THEM AND DEFORM THEIR FUTURE KIDS FOR GENERATIONS... IT ALSO KILLS US! THE SOLDIERS..."GULF-WAR SYNDROME" AND CONTAMINATES OUR SPERM TO MUTATE OUR KIDS FOR GENERATIONS TO COME ALSO!!! ...And the icing on the cake is that !!NOBODY CARES!!
            “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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            • nofx
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 16826

              #7
              one time back in September 2001, I was on duty at this airport and all these funny looking arabic dude were all standing around this one plane...i dunno what was going on so i just found a dark spot on the side of the building and went to sleep...I got woken up by my leader yelling something about the plane I was supposed to be watching and a building...

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              When sickness comes I must decide:
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              • 8 Characters
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jan 2005
                • 2336

                #8
                I wasn't in the army, but you can still count on me contributing to the thread!

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                • Antonio
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 14136

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                  A spoon ? you guys don't have knives in the army !?!
                  This is how its done, you hold the sharp end of the spoon handle against your skin and you hit the other end hard, that way the cut is made in a split second.

                  If you use a knife in the same way there's a very good chance that you'll make a huge cut since the knife's blade's far too wide. Your other option is to hold your dick's skin with one hand and start slicing with the knife but somehow I don't think that'd be too pleasant ;)

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                  • CyberHustler
                    Masterbaiter
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 28795

                    #10
                    Man... dont be giving people instructions on how to cut they own PeePee, you sure it was your friend?.. You either did it to yourself or you kinda gay for lookin at your friends dick like that. No disrespect
                    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                    • Antonio
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 14136

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BuySexProducts
                      Man... dont be giving people instructions on how to cut they own PeePee, you sure it was your friend?.. You either did it to yourself or you kinda gay for lookin at your friends dick like that. No disrespect
                      it was my friend, and he did it in front of everybody (about 10-15 guys I guess), so no it wasn't a private show ;)

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                      • Lev
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 3545

                        #12
                        I heard in the Russian army, guys take rats, knock out their teeth and put their dicks into their mouths and masturbate like that, so they don't turn gay and fuck each other

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                        • nofx
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 16826

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Lev
                          I heard in the Russian army, guys take rats, knock out their teeth and put their dicks into their mouths and masturbate like that, so they don't turn gay and fuck each other
                          ROFL
                          bahahhahhahahhah wtfux

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                          Often times I wonder why
                          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                          When sickness comes I must decide:
                          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                          • xclusive
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 35218

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Antonio
                            it was my friend, and he did it in front of everybody (about 10-15 guys I guess), so no it wasn't a private show ;)
                            Glad it wasn't a one on one gay thing and that it was more of a gay orgy. Makes me feel better j/k

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                            • xclusive
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 35218

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Lev
                              I heard in the Russian army, guys take rats, knock out their teeth and put their dicks into their mouths and masturbate like that, so they don't turn gay and fuck each other
                              That can't be to healthy...

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                              • Freaky_Akula
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 3670

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Lev
                                I heard in the Russian army, guys take rats, knock out their teeth and put their dicks into their mouths and masturbate like that, so they don't turn gay and fuck each other
                                sounds like fun

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                                • Snake Doctor
                                  I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                  • Mar 2001
                                  • 13449

                                  #17
                                  This one time, at bandcamp, we cut our dicks with spoons and put plexiglass in them......and they got infected......and it was really funny.
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                                  • je_rome
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 6846

                                    #18
                                    never been a member of the army, but my grandpa used to be one of them. turned out that he has another family in the province where he was previously deployed.
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