Jesus Check out Some of these TESTIMONIALS...........

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Jesus Check out Some of these TESTIMONIALS...........

    And no we dont make these up



    Ok... here is how it went down. I ordered my Fleshlight a week ago and have been waiting like a puppy dog for it. As luck would have it...it arrived today about 15 minutes before my girlfriend showed up. its a new relationship and I am not yet ready to spring that kind of thing on her. Anyway...I hid the box and she showed up. She was as horny as they get and so we had a great long and multipal (on both sides) session. Then...she left. Here I was..tired and spent but soooo curious about my new Fleshlight that I set it up....warmed it up....lubed it up and started in. OMG!!! I had a XXX video going on the big screen and worked myself into two more eruptions!!!!! I am still numb as I write this. hey.... this thing rocks and I know now that the days of friction burn from the hand are over!!! Thanks Fleshlight!!!

    OMG!!!

    I'd have never thought that these things could feel so good to my cock! Yeah, I'd read the reviews... yeah I'd read how it feels...

    My new fun buddy had me squirming in seconds - the feeling of having my cock enveloped by a hot sucking cum creamer made me grunt in delight. The nicely moulded pussy just adds to the sensation when you look down and see the WW lips stretched around your shaft!

    The waves inside really do work over your bellend ridge and work you into a frenzy - I find I have to slow right down toward the end otherwise its just too much!!!

    Go get one guys!!!

    Now where did I put my ID Glide?

    Hi. I just wanted to let people know I just got my first FL. just the Pink Lady to start and all I can say is .WOW.. i got hard seeing the box on the porch..lol I took it in. warmed it up and went to plow town. My toes are still curled.. i think i am going to be spending a few hours with it today.. Unreal. pretty close to real pussy. might even enjoy a creampie today...lol
    If you need help

    affsupport at fleshlight.com

    juicy at fleshlight.com


    If you need acct

    http://www.fleshlight.com/main/affiliate_main.php
  • sandman!
    Icq: 14420613
    • Mar 2001
    • 15427

    #2
    LOL

    nice ones too bad i cant promote fleshlight

    hehe
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    • Corona
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2002
      • 2185

      #3
      Wait until you read my testimonial
      I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
      And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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      • Juicy D. Links
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        Originally posted by sandman!
        LOL

        nice ones too bad i cant promote fleshlight

        hehe
        hehhehe the guy still renewing? fucking A!!!!!!!!!!

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          Originally posted by Corona
          Wait until you read my testimonial
          Post it

          http://www.fleshlight.com/forums/

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          • Corona
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2002
            • 2185

            #6
            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
            I don't really have one.

            I used to pretend that I was fucking Ginger Lynn while rubbing one out. Now I fantasize I'm using the anal Fleshlight
            I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
            And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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            • BlingDaddy
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 6343

              #7
              Send a fleshlight to Bling Daddy for an official review. LMAO
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              • SleazyDream
                I'm here for SPORT
                • Jul 2001
                • 41470

                #8
                juicy, hit me up I will write some in french and also want to talk to you about the francophone fleshlight market ... Oui fucking oui ;-)
                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                Now read without the word dog.

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                • phonesex
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 3437

                  #9
                  Juicy, I think everyone and their mother nows who you are.

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                  • Jman
                    Already an AI veteran
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 22834

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                    juicy, hit me up I will write some in french and also want to talk to you about the francophone fleshlight market ... Oui fucking oui ;-)

                    Hahaha I had the opportunity to post as Sleazy and didn't take it... Oh well maybe next time...

                    Sorry posted as sleazy ;-)
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