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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940
    #1

    Help Britney think of a better excuse!



    Driving with a baby in her lap, she comes up with a lame excuse:

    "Spears said that the only reason she was driving with her child on her lap was to make a hasty escape from a swarm of paparazzi with whom she was having a "horrifying, frightful encounter" at the time."

    "I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way," Spears said in a statement.

    http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/en...962218005.html

    If this is the best she can come up with, I think we should have a little contest to help her out.

    Let's hear your ideas for a better excuse she could use!

    Here's mine:
    "Well, I was sitting in my car, when suddenly, I realized that I'm SO STUPID, even my baby could operate my vehicle more safely than me, so I INSTINCTIVELY let him drive."
    Abra-cadabra!
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    • sickkittens
      I am a meat popsicle.
      • Jul 2002
      • 25100
      #2
      Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
      I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way," Spears said in a statement.
      That makes a whole lot of sense.

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        • SilentKnight
          Megan Fox's fluffer
          • Oct 2005
          • 24812
          #3
          Originally posted by SteveLightspeed"
          I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way," Spears said in a statement.
          You just know that had to be a statement fabricated by a publicist. The phrasing and sentence structure is far too complex for Britney herself to come up with.

          i.e. - it doesn't contain the word "like" or "ya' know" even once.

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            • Manowar
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              • Dec 2003
              • 71528
              #4
              muahaha your one rules

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                • skinnay
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 2274
                  #5
                  "when i drive wrecklessly i want more than just an airbag"
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                    • ~Ray
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                      • Jun 2003
                      • 18361
                      #6
                      "I wasn't driving.. it was the baby"
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                        • CybermedAndy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 4170
                          #7
                          Seriously doubt she even partly wrote that herself

                            Comment

                            • everestcash
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 2194
                              #8
                              sometimes the truth sounds most ridiculous

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                                • mikeyddddd
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                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 16557
                                  #9
                                  "Sean Preston is the designated driver when me and Kevin are loaded." - Britney

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                                    • suesheboy
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                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 5211
                                      #10
                                      she doesn't believe in prebirth control
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                                        • pornguy
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                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 62910
                                          #11
                                          " I dont want him to be alone in that big scarry back seat. After all. thats where he was made! "
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                                            • EdgeXXX
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 5816
                                              #12
                                              Here's a sure-fire winner (and honest too):


                                              "I've done a lot stupider things over the past couple of years; it's not like this is the first time I've done something completely stupid.... I mean, look at who I married!"
                                              Last edited by EdgeXXX; 02-11-2006, 11:40 AM.
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                                                • reginaldo
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                  • 610
                                                  #13
                                                  we should pitch in and pay tonya harding to club her in the kneecap

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                                                    • EdgeXXX
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 5816
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by reginaldo
                                                      we should pitch in and pay tonya harding to club her in the kneecap


                                                      No need to "pitch in"; I think I have some spare change lying around here somewhere.
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                                                        • reginaldo
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                          • 610
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by EdgeXXX
                                                          No need to "pitch in"; I think I have some spare change lying around here somewhere.
                                                          you mean crack rock right? cause im sure she will accept that so she dosent have to score after shes done clubbin

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                                                            • psili
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 5526
                                                              #16
                                                              "Like. Well. You know. Kevin's bowl need packing so I had to rush home and there was no time to put the, um, yea..baby, in it's seat."
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                                                                • xxxdesign-net
                                                                  My hips don't lie
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 10129
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by SteveLightspeed

                                                                  "I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way," Spears said in a statement.
                                                                  lol.. that's what people would do in the bizarro world...

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                                                                    • SilentKnight
                                                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                      • 24812
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                      " I dont want him to be alone in that big scarry back seat. After all. thats where he was made! "
                                                                      ROTLMAO!!

                                                                      I'm still fuckin' laughin' here dude!!

                                                                      Too funny...

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                                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                          • 24812
                                                                          #19
                                                                          The little guy was never really in any serious danger. He had an airbag in front of him, an airhead behind him...plus he was resting against a few pounds of silicone.

                                                                          The kid would've survived an Indy crash.

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                                                                            • Stallion
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 6632
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                              The little guy was never really in any serious danger. He had an airbag in front of him, an airhead behind him...plus he was resting against a few pounds of silicone.

                                                                              The kid would've survived an Indy crash.

                                                                              The airbag would have killed him.. That's why newer cars detect carseats and turn off passenger side airbags.
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                                                                                • FlexxAeon
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                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                  • 3765
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  "Well, I figured if Kevin was smart enought to drive........"
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                                                                                    • seeric
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                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 41917
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                      " I dont want him to be alone in that big scarry back seat. After all. thats where he was made! "

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                                                                                        • Rochard
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                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                          • 75761
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Britney did this for the publicity. Her name was all over the Internet and all over the news. Even bad publicity has it's purpose.
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                                                                                            • Sam Granger
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                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 3958
                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                                • Loryn
                                                                                                  Super Connector
                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                  • 12853
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Wasn't one of her body guards sitting in the passenger seat? She is so stupid, she could have just let him drive and got in the back seat with the baby and the car seat.

                                                                                                  Great thread! I need the laughs! LOL
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