One of the UGLIEST bitches in the world walked in on me waxin my carrot this morning.

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  • Murderous
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    • Oct 2003
    • 3938

    #1

    One of the UGLIEST bitches in the world walked in on me waxin my carrot this morning.

    And as much as she wanted it, I refused to give it to her.

    Very embarrasing to say the least.

    Sorry, no pics.
  • CaptainHowdy
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    • Dec 2004
    • 94125

    #2
    Happens to the best of us...

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    • The Duck
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      • May 2005
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      #3
      please post pics of carrot
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      • s9ann0
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        • Sep 2001
        • 4873

        #4
        what? r u serious some ugly bird walked into your house when you were having a wank and said she wanted to fuck and you kicked her out?!

        what a weird thing to happen but could you not have at least got a BJ out of her or something ?

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        • Big Red Machine
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          • Jan 2005
          • 9586

          #5
          Where were you waxing it if some strange Sally walks in

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          • iwantchixx
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            • Oct 2002
            • 12860

            #6
            couldnt you just keep your eyes clsoed and let her ride you with her back facing you incase you accidentaly opened your eyes? At least you wouldnt see the ugliness!

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            • Stallion
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              • Jan 2001
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              #7
              damn that sucks.. lol
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              • DamageX
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                • Jun 2001
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                #8
                Did you at least have the decency to go limp when she walked in?
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                • Monique Niccole
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                  • Nov 2002
                  • 5653

                  #9
                  If someone walks in on me jilling off, I immediately lose my concentration and can't finish. Maybe guys are different though.

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                  • The Dawg
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                    • Apr 2002
                    • 2438

                    #10
                    Waxin my carrot...

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                    • Relish XXX
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 4904

                      #11
                      please post pics of your dream

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                      • xxxdesign-net
                        My hips don't lie
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 10129

                        #12
                        jerking off in the ladies bathroom at work?

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                        • xxxdesign-net
                          My hips don't lie
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 10129

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Afrekete
                          If someone walks in on me jilling off, I immediately lose my concentration and can't finish. Maybe guys are different though.
                          does that happen often?

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                          • pornguy
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                            • Mar 2003
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                            #14
                            Im really not sure what to say.
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                            • G-Rotica
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                              • Aug 2005
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                              #15
                              Should have thrown her a sympathy fuck.

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                              • Monique Niccole
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                                • Nov 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                                does that happen often?
                                Every now and then I get caught. It's not some random stranger walking in though...lol. It's generally someone who would like to watch, but then I can't finish in front of anyone.

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                                • Fresh
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 4920

                                  #17
                                  was she ugly or fat? or fat and ugly?


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                                  • Murderous
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                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 3938

                                    #18
                                    She was quite old, I'd say 50ish and not very fuckable.

                                    Also, to those with concern. I was in the midst of blowing the load, so was no going limp about it.

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                                    • tristan_D
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                                      • Jul 2005
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                                      #19
                                      you still managed to cum after seeing the ugliest bitch in the world?
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                                      • flashfire
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                                        • Feb 2003
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                                        #20
                                        should have just gone for it

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                                        • Peter_ANYwebcam
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                                          #21
                                          Where were you doing this that some old hag can just stroll in on you?

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                                          • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                            • Dec 2003
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                                            #22
                                            i was thinking waxin yr carrot meant you were trimming yr pubes,not jerking off...
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                                            • chadglni
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Peter_ANYwebcam
                                              Where were you doing this that some old hag can just stroll in on you?
                                              The alley.


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                                              • Spunky
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                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 133978

                                                #24
                                                Mom told you to stop surfing porn again?

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                                                • Deepai
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                                                  • Feb 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  Next time tell your mother to knock before coming in.
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                                                  • Murderous
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                                                    • Oct 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Haha, some of your replies are hilarious.

                                                    Anyway, I share an apartment with a buddy and this old friend of the family so to speak stopped in to catch a buzz. I was just waking up and she felt I needed to get up and hang with them for the morning. My door wasn't locked

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                                                    • sniperwolf
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                                                      • Mar 2005
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                                                      #27
                                                      lol.. funny shit dude.. where were you then?
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • pussyluver
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                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          You should get a free Fleshlight for that one!

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                                                          • Chio
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                                                            #30

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                                                            • xNetworx
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                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 14445

                                                              #31
                                                              that story makes no sense to me

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                                                              • Deej
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                                                                • Jun 2005
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                                                                #32
                                                                How long did she sit and stare?? did you just keep it whackin? she watche dyou spooge?

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                                                                • PixeLs
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                                                                  • Jul 2005
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Murderous
                                                                  And as much as she wanted it, I refused to give it to her.

                                                                  Very embarrasing to say the least.

                                                                  Sorry, no pics.
                                                                  You should've gave in to her request.. mean.

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                                                                  • reynold
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                                                                    • Oct 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    please post pictures... never mind her face value, at least you enjoyed her company

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                                                                    • gecko
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      alrighty then
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                                                                      • Nightwind
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                                                                        • May 2005
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        The chick had to be pretty damn ugly if you didn't boink her, usually at that state of mind i would fuck anything.
                                                                        Last edited by Nightwind; 02-10-2006, 12:29 AM.

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                                                                        • Doctor Dre
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Nightwind
                                                                          The chick had to be pretty damn ugly if you didn't boink her, usually at that state of mind i would fuck anything.
                                                                          Not me .. lol

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                                                                          • reed_4
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                                                                            • Jul 2005
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Oh come on, tell us more what happened. How's the hand job?

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                                                                            • adultfora
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                                                                              • Sep 2005
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              just take her from behind and tape a porn magazine on her bag and get buuuuuusyy boy :D
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                                                                              • Turf
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Murderous
                                                                                And as much as she wanted it, I refused to give it to her.

                                                                                Very embarrasing to say the least.

                                                                                Sorry, no pics.
                                                                                so you asked your mom to leave your room ?
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                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  was she your mom?

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                                                                                  • Vitasoy
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                                                                                    • Oct 2003
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    You should have just... closed your eyes and thought of sexy thoughts ;)


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                                                                                    • Quagmire
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                                                                                      • Jul 2005
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      spend less time wackin' and more time workin' so you won't have to share an apartment.

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