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Old 11-28-2007, 11:15 AM  
JohnnyJames
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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster View Post
I'm really trying to figure this out...because it's kind of weird to separate them in this manner but here goes.

I have a total of 6 friends that I could trust for just about anything.
Out of those 6 this is what kind of friends they are.

I have 1 good friend I could go to if I did something seriously wrong like murder...LOL...he'd probably help me hide the body. I have known him over 20 years.

Another friend who I could go to for anything outside of murder / or a sex crime. If I was involved in a robbery or something he'd help me hide evidence.

3 of those friends would help me flee the country.

I have 4 good friends that would bail me out of jail with their own money no questions asked as long as it wasn't something like murder or sex crime. There is that 1 that wouldn't care. There is a 5th who would bail me out of jail but would find one of the 3 to borrow the money.

I have 2 good friends that would show up in Mexico to bail me out of jail no questions asked. The other 2 out of that first 4 would send those two to take care of it.

I have 2 good friends that if necessary I could borrow any amount of money no questions asked.

1 good friend would allow me to borrow up to a certain sum no questions asked, only because he doesn't have as much money as the first two.

I have 3 good friends that would see to it that any offspring or family members were taken care of if anything were to happen to me.

I really have some good friends. My roommate is one of them. I owe her my life because she has saved it in more ways than you can count.
I read ALL of that and tried to keep it straight.

Thanks for the migraine
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