Anybody have an idiot that lives near your whos car alarm goes off every night?

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18648
    #1

    Anybody have an idiot that lives near your whos car alarm goes off every night?

    This one jackoff a street over is fucking annoying

    his car alarm goes off at least 2-3 times a day... luckily i don't have to wake up in the morning for my job.. but i feel bad for the people that do... and when this guys alarm goes off, he doesn't turn it off fast... a good 10-15 minutes each time.. sometimes at 5am sometimes at 7am sometimes at 11pm

    fucking idiot... "i know... i'll save 10 bucks if i install the alarm myself!"
    I like turtles.
    Tags: None
    • bjjb
      Have laptop will travel
      • Mar 2004
      • 13074
      #2
      No but I havea neighbor who has a dog who is afraid of the dark and barks all damn night Never hear a peep pouit of him if the suns shining lol If I could get away with it i'd put a bullet in his fucking head

        Comment

        • Relish XXX
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2004
          • 4904
          #3
          I used to be one of those idiots whose car alarm went off all the time. In the end I deactivated it and the car got nicked.

            Comment

            • everestcash
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 2194
              #4
              thanx, i love you too

                Comment

                • sonofsam
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 18648
                  #5
                  Originally posted by bjjb
                  No but I havea neighbor who has a dog who is afraid of the dark and barks all damn night Never hear a peep pouit of him if the suns shining lol If I could get away with it i'd put a bullet in his fucking head
                  throw him 6 chocolate bars... same effect

                  jk don't
                  I like turtles.

                    Comment

                    • bjjb
                      Have laptop will travel
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 13074
                      #6
                      hmmm maybethe neighbors took him out. Havent heard him tonite. I know it cant be that they felt sorry for him out in the driving snow. Fuckers kept him chained to a fire hydrant the first month they had him. Snow rain, ice it didnt matter. Fucking rednecks lol

                        Comment

                        • SABuffy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 177
                          #7
                          No...but I have a neighbour that got a karaoke machine for christmas and has been singing (if that's what you'd call it) ever since!

                          I realise that practise makes perfect...but this guy sucks!

                          SexyAds Affiliate Manager
                          [email protected]

                            Comment

                            • bjjb
                              Have laptop will travel
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 13074
                              #8
                              Originally posted by SABuffy
                              No...but I have a neighbour that got a karaoke machine for christmas and has been singing (if that's what you'd call it) ever since!

                              I realise that practise makes perfect...but this guy sucks!

                                Comment

                                • ddfGandalf
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 534
                                  #9
                                  You can cut their alarm easily
                                  Just two things to unplug It depends on the car tho

                                    Comment

                                    • sonofsam
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 18648
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by ddfGandalf
                                      You can cut their alarm easily
                                      Just two things to unplug It depends on the car tho
                                      I'd rather not catch a stupid charge.... why risk not being able to travel to the states for a stupid charge like disabling someones alarm

                                      and yah, i know it's easy to unplug someones alarm..

                                      it's also an acura integra... so stealing the entire thing would also take 1 minute... if that... just break the steering column, find the white box on the left side, unscrew the screws and turn it... kablamo... no more waking up in the middle of the night
                                      I like turtles.

                                        Comment

                                        • Baker Rd
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 647
                                          #11
                                          I used to when I lived in an apartment, needless to say the paintball gun is of no use to me now
                                          money talks and bullshit walks.

                                            Comment

                                            • reynold
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 51271
                                              #12
                                              I am lucky not to have that kind of car nor that neighbor. For sure, I'll be pissed off if that happens to me.

                                                Comment

                                                • ddfGandalf
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 534
                                                  #13
                                                  Nah just where i live, if every parking place is full, cars park cross in front of the others.
                                                  So if someone needs to get out they just push that car some meters away
                                                  Nobody has alarm on nowdays, back in time, some guys used to unplug alarms so that they can sleep peacefully, and thats it

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Basic_man
                                                      Programming King Pin
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 27360
                                                      #14
                                                      Hire someone to steal the car and burn it :P
                                                      UUGallery Builder - automated photo/video gallery plugin for Wordpress!
                                                      Stop looking! Checkout Naked Hosting, online since 1999 !

                                                        Comment

                                                        • Spunky
                                                          I need a beer
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133978
                                                          #15
                                                          I thought Vancouver passed a noise bylaw regarding alarms..phone the cops

                                                            Comment

                                                            • bringer
                                                              i have man boobies
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 13082
                                                              #16
                                                              spray paint cheating husband all over his car. if he fixes it do it again and again until he thinks someone doesnt like his car and gets a new one with a pre-installed alarm
                                                              333-765-551

                                                                Comment

                                                                • sonofsam
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 18648
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                  I thought Vancouver passed a noise bylaw regarding alarms..phone the cops
                                                                  nah, i wouldn't rat anyone out to the cops

                                                                  it's not even that big a deal to me... i can just close my window and i don't hear it... i just feel bad for the people who have to wake up in the mornings..
                                                                  I like turtles.

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • Babagirls
                                                                      Text Writer
                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 18812
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by bjjb
                                                                      No but I havea neighbor who has a dog who is afraid of the dark and barks all damn night Never hear a peep pouit of him if the suns shining lol If I could get away with it i'd put a bullet in his fucking head
                                                                      i used to have a neighbor with a dog like that.
                                                                      i used to work 3rd shift at a resturant years ago, and i'd go to bed around 7am..that fuckin dog would start barkin around 9am and all day till the early night.




                                                                      Need a Text Writer?
                                                                      Blogs|Reviews|Descriptions|Paysites|TGP's|Stories
                                                                      ICQ: 397892500

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • sickkittens
                                                                          I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 25100
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I live near people who like to beep their horn for 10 minutes straight at all times of the day.

                                                                          Just recently my neighbor's friends think that my driveway belongs to them.

                                                                          HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!
                                                                          THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • Babagirls
                                                                              Text Writer
                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 18812
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by sickkittens
                                                                              I live near people who like to beep their horn for 10 minutes straight at all times of the day.

                                                                              Just recently my neighbor's friends think that my driveway belongs to them.
                                                                              give them a written warning note on their car, if they still do it, slash their tires. (they're techincally tresspassing and you've warned them).




                                                                              Need a Text Writer?
                                                                              Blogs|Reviews|Descriptions|Paysites|TGP's|Stories
                                                                              ICQ: 397892500

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • sickkittens
                                                                                  I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                  • 25100
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                                                  give them a written warning note on their car, if they still do it, slash their tires. (they're techincally tresspassing and you've warned them).

                                                                                  I've spoken to the neighbors (who used to do it themselves) awhile back. If I do anything to their car, I'm sure I'll get it in return. I'm wondering how quick the police would come or a tow truck for that matter.

                                                                                  It's bad enough there are times when they're blocking and I have to beep for them to come out. It's another story when I have to park in the street because no one is there.

                                                                                  HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!
                                                                                  THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • V_RocKs
                                                                                      Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 32451
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I am going to be honest here... I regularly shot the windows out of the fuckers car with a pellet gun... I am talking about 20 windows in 1 month... He now parks it in the garage and I guess the wind doesn't bump it in there because the alarm isn't going off anymore...

                                                                                      I also shot his cats... Fucking things kept shitting in my yard without covering it up like they are supposed to. They also sprayed my patio with their putrid scent...

                                                                                      I also shot some of his daughters balloons for her birthday party.

                                                                                      I once killed a crow that kept cawing from his rooftop... The blood dripped down his window... nice...

                                                                                      The guy is a cock... The most stingy fucker I ever met with money... I was surprised he even threw his daughter a birthday party...

                                                                                      I also aimed at him on numerous ocassions from inside my room looking down at him in the backyard... I dunno.. does that make me pyscho? Sociopathic? I dunno... When ever I see him I smile and wave.. Now that I wrote this, I bet I will put him in the crosshairs more often than I do now... Fuck I am so obsessive...

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • V_RocKs
                                                                                          Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                          • 32451
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Ahhh... I forgot... I also shot his dog up repeatedly... Fucker used to bark like a fucking tard all night long... Drove me and the other neighbors nuts... But I shoot the animals (domesticated ones) with the BB gun... Much slower, doesn't penetrate the skin... Much more humane... see, I am not psychotic! I have a conscience...

                                                                                          The neighbor on the other side of him knows I have a BB gun and when the dog barked from 8pm to about 1am and then suddenly yelped... Barked some more, yelped... barked once, like some kinda test bark, and then yelped a final time... the neighbor on the other side started applauding and after about 2 seconds the entire neighborhood errupted into applause... Was the funniest thing in the world... I managed to train his dog in 3 shots... how fucking sweet is that?
                                                                                          Last edited by V_RocKs; 02-08-2006, 05:59 PM.

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            • sonofsam
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 18648
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                                                                              Ahhh... I forgot... I also shot his dog up repeatedly... Fucker used to bark like a fucking tard all night long... Drove me and the other neighbors nuts... But I shoot the animals (domesticated ones) with the BB gun... Much slower, doesn't penetrate the skin... Much more humane... see, I am not psychotic! I have a conscience...

                                                                                              The neighbor on the other side of him knows I have a BB gun and when the dog barked from 8pm to about 1am and then suddenly yelped... Barked some more, yelped... barked once, like some kinda test bark, and then yelped a final time... the neighbor on the other side started applauding and after about 2 seconds the entire neighborhood errupted into applause... Was the funniest thing in the world... I managed to train his dog in 3 shots... how fucking sweet is that?
                                                                                              hahahaha thats an awesome story
                                                                                              I like turtles.

                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                • sickkittens
                                                                                                  I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                  • 25100
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                                                                                  I am going to be honest here... I regularly shot the windows out of the fuckers car with a pellet gun... I am talking about 20 windows in 1 month... He now parks it in the garage and I guess the wind doesn't bump it in there because the alarm isn't going off anymore...

                                                                                                  I also shot his cats... Fucking things kept shitting in my yard without covering it up like they are supposed to. They also sprayed my patio with their putrid scent...

                                                                                                  I also shot some of his daughters balloons for her birthday party.

                                                                                                  I once killed a crow that kept cawing from his rooftop... The blood dripped down his window... nice...

                                                                                                  The guy is a cock... The most stingy fucker I ever met with money... I was surprised he even threw his daughter a birthday party...

                                                                                                  I also aimed at him on numerous ocassions from inside my room looking down at him in the backyard... I dunno.. does that make me pyscho? Sociopathic? I dunno... When ever I see him I smile and wave.. Now that I wrote this, I bet I will put him in the crosshairs more often than I do now... Fuck I am so obsessive...
                                                                                                  Somehow I don't believe you.

                                                                                                  HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!
                                                                                                  THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                    • imageman
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                      • 1938
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I had this happen when i lived in Twickenham Middlesex UK. A friend who had this big ass building site truck came to my assistance one day, he drove down my street and rammed the car in front of my drive as hard as he could. Must have knocked it 20 yards down the street. Must have totaled the car and no one ever parked in front of my drive way again.

                                                                                                      Originally posted by sickkittens
                                                                                                      I've spoken to the neighbors (who used to do it themselves) awhile back. If I do anything to their car, I'm sure I'll get it in return. I'm wondering how quick the police would come or a tow truck for that matter.

                                                                                                      It's bad enough there are times when they're blocking and I have to beep for them to come out. It's another story when I have to park in the street because no one is there.

                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                        • sickkittens
                                                                                                          I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                          • 25100
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Figures. I come home today and there's a truck parked there. This time the guy was actually in the truck and drove off. 5 minutes later he came back and parked there. I went out to go to tell him to move and he left. I can't wait to move into my own house.

                                                                                                          HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!
                                                                                                          THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                            • bhutocracy
                                                                                                              Not making A Comeback
                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                              • 10218
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                                                                                              I am going to be honest here... I regularly shot the windows out of the fuckers car with a pellet gun... I am talking about 20 windows in 1 month... He now parks it in the garage and I guess the wind doesn't bump it in there because the alarm isn't going off anymore...

                                                                                                              I also shot his cats... Fucking things kept shitting in my yard without covering it up like they are supposed to. They also sprayed my patio with their putrid scent...

                                                                                                              I also shot some of his daughters balloons for her birthday party.

                                                                                                              I once killed a crow that kept cawing from his rooftop... The blood dripped down his window... nice...

                                                                                                              The guy is a cock... The most stingy fucker I ever met with money... I was surprised he even threw his daughter a birthday party...

                                                                                                              I also aimed at him on numerous ocassions from inside my room looking down at him in the backyard... I dunno.. does that make me pyscho? Sociopathic? I dunno... When ever I see him I smile and wave.. Now that I wrote this, I bet I will put him in the crosshairs more often than I do now... Fuck I am so obsessive...

                                                                                                              lol sounds like when homer got a gun and he used it to turn off the lights and stuff. While im with you on most of that - i've run outside with a baseball bat one morning to try and hit/scare off a bird outside my window in a shrub - whats the hells up with the kids birthday balloons? That sort of shit would get a beating most places i know.

                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                • woj
                                                                                                                  <&(©¿©)&>
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                  • 47880
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  move out of the ghetto fool and stop bitching...
                                                                                                                  Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000
                                                                                                                  Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager
                                                                                                                  Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                    • sickbeatz
                                                                                                                      The Hustler
                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                      • 4993
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      hire somebody to tow his car

                                                                                                                      GalleryFeeder.com

                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                        • gecko
                                                                                                                          ******
                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                          • 21846
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Not every day but it does get annoying
                                                                                                                          [email protected]

                                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                                            • V_RocKs
                                                                                                                              Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                              • 32451
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by sickkittens
                                                                                                                              Somehow I don't believe you.
                                                                                                                              That is because you are a square...

                                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                                • dissipate
                                                                                                                                  The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 8904
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Simple solution: steal his car.

                                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                                    • reed_4
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 9640
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      you should report that to the authorities because that is so fucking annoying.

                                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                                        • Fucksakes
                                                                                                                                          Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 7567
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          when I lived in an apartment I shot the cars with paintgun, thou there was a new car everyday, It got old fast..

                                                                                                                                          where I live now, I purposely pay for 2 spots side by side and I park in the middle of them, one day I come home and dude parks in the middle leaving me no room for either of my spots.. so I parked behind him, until supper time the next day I came out and moved it, of coarse I stayed up all night just in case I heard my car getting bashed.. I expected it, and I was going to kick ass If it happened but the person waited.

                                                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                                                            • Fucksakes
                                                                                                                                              Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 7567
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              And a person here every morning opens her car door and takes her sweet ass time to turn the alarm off, like a couple mins.. the girlfriend hears this, thanksfully I am totally sleeping by than and I cant hear high pitch sounds very well... I am thinking about getting an air horn and getting even with them, all the neighbours will hate me for that second but them guys will get the point of their fucking alarm.

                                                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                                                • DamageX
                                                                                                                                                  Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 14293
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Not anymore, he moved. For some unexplainable reason he kept finding a brick on the driver seat, eventhough he was locking the car properly.
                                                                                                                                                  Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                                                                                  If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

                                                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                                                    • erehwon
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 3759
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      I've got every news chopper in the Chicagoland area flying in a wide loop over the house because the son of a famous dead politician blew his house (and himself) into flaming pieces with model rocket engines.

                                                                                                                                                      I really want to sleep and soon I will be flashing something obscene via morse code if this doesn't end soon.
                                                                                                                                                      Money NEVER $leep$...

                                                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                                                        • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 58202
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          I know the feeling. Gawd I hate ultra sensative alarms.


                                                                                                                                                          [email protected]

                                                                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                                                                            • XX_RydeR
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 2151
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              That shit pisses me off.

                                                                                                                                                              Go down there one day and wait for the wanka to go to he's car.
                                                                                                                                                              You Dun Goofed!

                                                                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                                                                Previous template Next
                                                                                                                                                                Working...