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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393
    #1

    Steak and Blow Job Day

    Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

    Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

    March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

    Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

    The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world

    “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde
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    • WebairGerard
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2005
      • 8113
      #2
      Great idea. I will even pass on the steak!

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        • chupachups
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          • Dec 2002
          • 6576
          #3
          Good thing you reminded me of that!

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            • CDSmith
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              • May 2001
              • 51460
              #4



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                • Honez
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                  • Apr 2003
                  • 6636
                  #5
                  Hey now, wait a minute. Steak and Blowjob Day is March 14. (I know. It is marked on my calendar) What is this 'new' International Beer, Beef and Blowjob Day on March 20? Huh uh. Nice try you guys but, you only get one of those days. Unless we start getting two Valentines Days as well ;)
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                    • CDSmith
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2001
                      • 51460
                      #6
                      It's always been March 20th.

                      Well, for the past 3 or 4 years anyway. (since it started)


                      It goes by a few different names, all of which amount to the same thing... "Steak & a blowjob day"

                      March 20th.

                      Write it down.
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                        • munki
                          Do Fun Shit.
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 13393
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Honez
                          Hey now, wait a minute. Steak and Blowjob Day is March 14. (I know. It is marked on my calendar) What is this 'new' International Beer, Beef and Blowjob Day on March 20? Huh uh. Nice try you guys but, you only get one of those days. Unless we start getting two Valentines Days as well ;)
                          The beer was forgotten the first time around, so they made a second day in answer to the anniversary... because we all know that is a female centered day as well....


                          “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                            • CDSmith
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2001
                              • 51460
                              #8
                              And wanting a beer with your steak & blowjob isn't too much extra to ask


                              is it? :D
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                                • munki
                                  Do Fun Shit.
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 13393
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                  And wanting a beer with your steak & blowjob isn't too much extra to ask


                                  is it? :D
                                  Motion seconded, can I get it carried?

                                  “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                    • Honez
                                      Confirmed Brat
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 6636
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                      It's always been March 20th.

                                      Well, for the past 3 or 4 years anyway. (since it started)


                                      It goes by a few different names, all of which amount to the same thing... "Steak & a blowjob day"

                                      March 20th.

                                      Write it down.
                                      Not according to this site:
                                      http://www.steakandbjday.com/
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                                        • AbbyPage
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jan 2006
                                          • 65
                                          #11
                                          For my man, EVERYDAY is steak and BJ day. Unless he wants chicken then it's chicken and BJ day. I down for whatever as long as the BJ is always included!

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                                            • munki
                                              Do Fun Shit.
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 13393
                                              #12
                                              Now... if I'm a vegetarian, can I just get a double serving of the blowjob?

                                              “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                • Honez
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                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 6636
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                  And wanting a beer with your steak & blowjob isn't too much extra to ask


                                                  is it? :D
                                                  Beer has always been included in my house. The real trick is learning to balance it on my head as well so no need for him to have to hold it or reach for the table.
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                                                    • CDSmith
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 51460
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Honez
                                                      Not according to this site:
                                                      http://www.steakandbjday.com/
                                                      Well, according the several emails I get every year about it, it's always been the 20th.

                                                      No point in arguing, maybe it SHOULD be on two days. Some of us guys deserve it, and there are several hundred years of Valentine's days to make up for. :D
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                                                        • munki
                                                          Do Fun Shit.
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 13393
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                          Well, according the several emails I get every year about it, it's always been the 20th.

                                                          No point in arguing, maybe it SHOULD be on two days. Some of us guys deserve it, and there are several hundred years of Valentine's days to make up for. :D
                                                          Yet again... motion seconded.

                                                          “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                            • Manowar
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                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 71528
                                                              #16

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                                                                • Stallion
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                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 6632
                                                                  #17
                                                                  great idea, March 20th is my bday..
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                                                                    • Big Red Machine
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                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                      • 9586
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Should just make it on 4-20 this way you toke up get the munchies eat your Filet and get felated

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                                                                        • Grapesoda
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 46234
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I am spreading the word . . . any spammers here that can take up the job? no spam. just a favor to us guys . . . I'll be looking for the announcement along with the 400 'teen sucks huge black cock' emails I get everyday . .

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                                                                            • GlydeGirl
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 1516
                                                                              #20
                                                                              My man gets his steak and blowjob day at least twice a week, and then there's the other sexual activities we like to enjoy. Maybe this year I'll make sure to "celebrate" on the actual date of March 20 (and on March 14 too just for good measure). Thanks for the idea (my boyfriend thanks you too!) LOL

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                                                                                • Snake Doctor
                                                                                  I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                                  • 13449
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Nifty idea, I'm in
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                                                                                    • fetishblog
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                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                      • 5995
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day

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                                                                                        • calibra
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                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                          • 4357
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by CDSmith



                                                                                          www.jokesbee.com :D

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                                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 51460
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Maybe it should be for the whole fucking month of March?


                                                                                              :D
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                                                                                                • munki
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                  • 13393
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                  Maybe it should be for the whole fucking month of March?


                                                                                                  :D
                                                                                                  And thus Steak and Blowjob Month was born, everyone bookmark this thread, we are talking history in the making.

                                                                                                  “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                                                    • dissipate
                                                                                                      The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                      • 8904
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      This is a magnificient, magnificent thing.

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                                                                                                        • reynold
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                          • 51271
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          i move that we make every 20th day of the month to be blowjob day.

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                                                                                                            • LiveDose
                                                                                                              Show Yer Tits!
                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                                              • 25792
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              How long till we start seeing this noted in printed calendars?

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                                                                                                                • com
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                                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                  • 4541
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  haha I fired my wife.. so I celebrate march 14 - 20th with, beer, beef and NSA sex day

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