I Will Buy Your Tickets To Go See Brokeback Mountain

**dropped9** · 02-06-2006, 08:01 PM

wtf is this movie about?

**Libertine** · 02-06-2006, 08:02 PM

What'll you give me to go see Bareback Mountain?

**BoyAlley** · 02-06-2006, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by punkworld

What'll you give me to go see Bareback Mountain?

Bareback Mountain is a themepark ride, you have to come down here to Orlando for that

**mardigras** · 02-06-2006, 08:09 PM

Brokeback Mountain nearly put me to sleep...

**HostGladiator** · 02-06-2006, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

Greetings All:

Ok, if any of you heterosexual types have been sitting on the fence about seeing this movie (pun intended), I'm willing to put my money where my gay homosexual agenda is.

Just send me an e-mail webmaster(@)alleybucks.com (haha that looks hot) and let me know and I'll send you a fandango gift certificate for $20 so you can take a husband/wife/life partner/date/hooker or whatever floats your boat along with you. You've got to live somewhere that allows you to deal with fandango, be 18+ years of age, etc. etc. blah blah all that jazz.

My one condition? You have to forward me the confirmation number showing you actually are going to see the movie, and then post back here and let everyone know what you thought about it.

Those just stealing the $20 gift certificate like a piece of trailer trash to go watch some heterosexual movie shall be publicly humiliated on GFY by a gay homosexual.

Maximum number of gift certificates I give out depends on my mood at any given time, and how abusive/ridiculous this thread might become.

Homosexuals can buy their own god damn tickets to show support for the fucking cause for a change. Cheap bastards.

Well hook me up...

**northboy** · 02-06-2006, 08:17 PM

is it brokeback mountain or bareback mountain?

**Nookster** · 02-06-2006, 08:17 PM

My girl actually talked me into seeing it with her and I gotta say it was pretty good.

**Nookster** · 02-06-2006, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by northboy

is it brokeback mountain or bareback mountain?

Haha, I coined it that name when we were leaving the theaters

**BoyAlley** · 02-06-2006, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by northboy

is it brokeback mountain or bareback mountain?

Joke's already been done once in this thread and about a dozen times in others. Move along tired ass straight boy........

**northboy** · 02-06-2006, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

Joke's already been done once in this thread and about a dozen times in others. Move along tired ass straight boy........

YES SIR GAY SIR , I know you love to give the orders but I just had one question for you. Do you talk with a lisp and maybe could you tell us 'straight' guys why every faggot talks with one?

**fallenmuffin** · 02-06-2006, 08:26 PM

I'm waiting for it to come out on Pay-Per-View.. Though I have gay friends and don't really mind what the moronic youngsters of our society have to say about me. I still find it "uncomfortable" walking into a umm _gay_ movie, lol.

**Libertine** · 02-06-2006, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

Bareback Mountain is a themepark ride, you have to come down here to Orlando for that

Hmm, and what'll I get for that?

**fallenmuffin** · 02-06-2006, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by northboy

YES SIR GAY SIR , I know you love to give the orders but I just had one question for you. Do you talk with a lisp and maybe could you tell us 'straight' guys why every faggot talks with one?

Geesh, no reason to be a dick.

**BoyAlley** · 02-06-2006, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by northboy

Do you talk with a lisp and maybe could you tell us 'straight' guys why every faggot talks with one?

I don't talk with a lisp, nor does my partner, nor do any of our gay friends.

So I guess "every faggot" doesn't talk with one huh? Now go back to copulating children with your cousin you uneducated redneck bastard....

**BoyAlley** · 02-06-2006, 08:30 PM

I guess this means you won't be wanting movie tickets?

**Doctor Dre** · 02-06-2006, 08:30 PM

I'l grab your offer... why the fuck not ? Only condition is that I reserve the right to leave after an hour if it's a freakshow. But since it's probably gonna be winning a lot of oscars, I doubt it is...

**BoyAlley** · 02-06-2006, 08:31 PM

Originally posted by punkworld

Hmm, and what'll I get for that?

Probably the aids. Barebacking isn't cool.

**BoyAlley** · 02-06-2006, 08:32 PM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

I'l grab your offer... why the fuck not ? Only condition is that I reserve the right to leave after an hour if it's a freakshow. But since it's probably gonna be winning a lot of oscars, I doubt it is...

Fair enough! Hit me up with your email webmaster(@)alleybucks.com (include your handle so i can keep track of who's who)

**northboy** · 02-06-2006, 08:37 PM

there's no reason to hate, I'm sure there are a lot of misconceptions about gays by straights...I just found a lot of gay people had lisps or had a different way of talking and I always wondered why. Personally I don't have any gay friends, but I am far from redneck, live in Canada in a big city with 3 mill people.

**chowda** · 02-06-2006, 08:42 PM

i feel bad coz i actually want to see this.. so i wouldnt mind taking your offer ;)

**Libertine** · 02-06-2006, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

Probably the aids. Barebacking isn't cool.

Aids isn't that big a threat. When having sex with a random woman in my country without protection, chances of contracting HIV are about 0.00013%. Chlamydia and such are a far greater danger.

**CheeseFrog** · 02-06-2006, 08:45 PM

Man, I wanna see Brokeback To The Future...

**BoyAlley** · 02-06-2006, 08:46 PM

Ok Doctor Dre and chowda, Fandango Bucks are in the e-mail!

**Grapesoda** · 02-06-2006, 08:51 PM

shit, i'm friends with damian ford . .

**reed_4** · 02-06-2006, 09:11 PM

I heard that this movie got many nominations and awards, I think I have to see it to believe.

**lazycash** · 02-06-2006, 09:18 PM

There's already a gay porn version titled "Brokemyback Mounting"

**Snake Doctor** · 02-06-2006, 09:30 PM

I already saw the movie. Any chance I can get you homos to give me my money back? LOL

**Centurion** · 02-07-2006, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by northboy

Personally I don't have any gay friends, but I am far from redneck, live in Canada in a big city with 3 mill people.

You live in a city of 3 million people and none of your friends are gay?
Hmmm..not very observant is all I can guess. ;-)

**nick1980** · 02-07-2006, 06:51 PM

I'll try to watch that movie..

**TurboAngel** · 02-07-2006, 06:57 PM

Very nice hun!

**uno** · 02-07-2006, 07:02 PM

I'd go see it, but I really hate that kid from Bubble Boy/Donnie Darko.

**gornyhuy** · 02-07-2006, 07:05 PM

I'll go see it... what the hell. Theres nothing else out anyway, right?
plus maybe it will make me feel funny in my pants.

hitting you up now.

**gornyhuy** · 02-07-2006, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by CheeseFrog

Man, I wanna see Brokeback To The Future...

Okay now THAT is fucking funny.

**AdultX** · 02-07-2006, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

Greetings All:

Ok, if any of you heterosexual types have been sitting on the fence about seeing this movie (pun intended), I'm willing to put my money where my gay homosexual agenda is.

Just send me an e-mail webmaster(@)alleybucks.com (haha that looks hot) and let me know and I'll send you a fandango gift certificate for $20 so you can take a husband/wife/life partner/date/hooker or whatever floats your boat along with you. You've got to live somewhere that allows you to deal with fandango, be 18+ years of age, etc. etc. blah blah all that jazz.

My one condition? You have to forward me the confirmation number showing you actually are going to see the movie, and then post back here and let everyone know what you thought about it.

Those just stealing the $20 gift certificate like a piece of trailer trash to go watch some heterosexual movie shall be publicly humiliated on GFY by a gay homosexual.

Maximum number of gift certificates I give out depends on my mood at any given time, and how abusive/ridiculous this thread might become.

Homosexuals can buy their own god damn tickets to show support for the fucking cause for a change. Cheap bastards.

Hey why the hell not, i'll go check it out, sending you an email right now

**seeric** · 02-07-2006, 07:17 PM

some real ignorance in this thread.

**whoisnext** · 02-07-2006, 07:17 PM

It depends on how many different women you bang every day.

Originally posted by punkworld

Aids isn't that big a threat. When having sex with a random woman in my country without protection, chances of contracting HIV are about 0.00013%. Chlamydia and such are a far greater danger.

I Will Buy Your Tickets To Go See Brokeback Mountain

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