Adultfriendfinder...has found me a WOMAN!

"Frosted Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious..."

she is a keeper

im really not sure why i am posting in this thread

she is a he, who is freee for you, tonight. tranny lover

Congratulations!

This thread, however, will be useless if you don't post any pics.

Congrats to you..

cobweb pussy for sure

A girl on AFF e-mailed me and said she would go on a 4 hour date for $2,500.

wow...that is a nice rainbow!

Yes. We can tease you.. SUCKER.. HA HA..

hrrmm.. Sorry - congrats

congrats man

congrats and may we see her pic?

congrats


Tomud

my congratulations!

nice site reg

Someone for everyone

I hope everything works out for you both.

Much love

And they lived happily ever after

She fits the profile of your typical over the hill fatty who chats on AFF with a bunch of other losers about stupid crap. These types are some of the only real people on aff unfortunately.

umm...ermm...well...ok

one of my affilaites from barfland.com had this great AFF story:

"So last night I end up at the club at the Holidy Inn in Independence, Ohio (suburb of cleveland). Why would I be parting at the Holiday Inn? Well everyone knows the Holiday Inn bars are meat markets. When the $ is running low toward the end of the month, the Holiday Inn is the gaurenteed place to find a parking lot BJ.

Anyway, so I've been to this place a couple times before and every time I see this guy who knows a friend of a friend or some shit. I really don't know how I know him-- but I do. Somehow. Well, since he obviously spends more time at this dive that I do I figured I'd get the low down from him about bar specifics... you know, the inside scoop. He's filling us in and mentions that the dark back area of the club is for "swingers".

Now I'm not too hip on the whole "swingers" scene, but I was half drunk and curious. At this point I started over there with some expectations. I planned on seeing a bunch of middle aged couples, thick women, and creapy old men. When I got to the back of the bar I thought I had recieved some mis-information.... There were some pretty decient looking people back there. Infact, there was this one HOT chick-- like hot enough to lose a toe to bang. I was just about to turn around and go back to the bar-propper when I was grabbed (on the ass) by a rather large black lady. She was a very nice lady named "Big Mamma". After a little discussion she asked me what was my screen name. I replied "I'm Dick-B baby!" She looked at me confused... She thought I looked just like someone named "Captain Climax" or some shit. Apparently she had me confused with another tall white man she expected to see there. She then asked "Are you guys even with AFF?"

"AFF?" I say, "You mean Adult Friend Finder?"
"Yeah, that isn't why your here?"
"Um.... No... But, are all these people here from AFF?"
"Yeah, this is our monthly meeting for AFF Ohio!"

About this time my friend grabed my arm and attached a red wristband to it. "What's this all about?" I inquired. He had a look on his face that was new to me. "Dude, I just paid our $20. We can now get upstairs to the second floor. It's all you can drink up there... And there is a blowjob room."

"WHAT?"
"Yeah man, let's go."

On the elevator we met a businessman from Georgia. He does a lot of business in Cleveland which he times to coincide with these monthly events. I was trying to discuss it discretely as their were some extremely normal people in the elevator with us. Later I would find out that the "Normal" looking people were anything but normal.

I don't really want to go into detail as to specifics after this point. There is much that shouldn't be discussed. I just want to make a point.... I had always wondered what kind of people actually were members to AFF. I personally thought it was more than likely a scam, and at best if you really got laid from it it would be some old, fat trailer trash chick who would undoubtfully give you crabs. This couldn't be further from the truth. AFF is aparently a completely legit operation filled with very straight up people. Straight up people that like to have enormous 300 people orgies.

As a footnote I would like to add that I had the opportunity to have a "private party" with the really hot chick.... but the invitation was for me to join her and her bi-sexual boyfriend. I regretably passed."