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  • Relish XXX
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    • Dec 2004
    • 4904

    #1

    Muslim joke

    Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.

    The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the
    tests, except there is one more test, unless you pass it you
    cannot enter Australia."

    Mujibar said, "I am ready."

    The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

    The Officer said, "Go ahead."

    Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
    and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

  • GlydeGirl
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    • Feb 2005
    • 1516

    #2
    That's a cute one!

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    • Theo
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      • May 2001
      • 34515

      #3
      Ahahahahaha

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      • G-Rotica
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        • Aug 2005
        • 4258

        #4

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        • bobby666
          boots are my religion
          • Nov 2005
          • 21765

          #5
          too harmless to burn down any european consulates :-) but funny

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          • u-Bob
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            • Jul 2005
            • 33063

            #6
            Originally posted by bobby666
            too harmless to burn down any european consulates :-) but funny

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            • Manowar
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              • Dec 2003
              • 71528

              #7
              wasnt that originally a mexican joke?

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              • Moe
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                • Jul 2005
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                #8
                Yeah thought so too.
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                • Persignup Dustin
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                  • Dec 2005
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                  #9


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                  • Relish XXX
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                    • Dec 2004
                    • 4904

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Manowar
                    wasnt that originally a mexican joke?
                    I eleve the nationalit/religion f the subect changes depending on who deserves to e ridiculed at the time.

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                    • Fresh
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 4920

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Manowar
                      wasnt that originally a mexican joke?
                      it was

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                      • Doc911
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                        • Feb 2004
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                        #12
                        That was actually funny!


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                        • pornguy
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                          • Mar 2003
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                          #13
                          That was good no matter what.
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                          • Scott McD
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                            • Nov 2002
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by bobby666
                            too harmless to burn down any european consulates :-) but funny
                            You sure about that ??

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                            • Kevin - The PNN
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                              • Jun 2005
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                              #15
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                              • tristan_D
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                                • Jul 2005
                                • 7865

                                #16
                                I think every race has a version of that joke.
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                                • Paul Waters
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                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 4402

                                  #17
                                  You forgot to mention that he got a job in a tech support call center.


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                                  • WME
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                                    • May 2004
                                    • 1005

                                    #18
                                    and for all you know he was approved
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                                    • nick1980
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                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 1435

                                      #19
                                      it's funny...

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                                      • reynold
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                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 51271

                                        #20
                                        Haha! There was an Asian version of that joke, too! Whatever it is, the joke's till funny.

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                                        • Adult_Factory
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                                          • Mar 2006
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                                          #21
                                          good luck!!!

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                                          • PixeLs
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                                            • Jul 2005
                                            • 11922

                                            #22
                                            Ok, another fucked up Australian dream there.. LOL

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                                            • Lykos
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                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 31027

                                              #23
                                              this one was good

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                                              • Platinum Lantern
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                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 1564

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Relish XXX
                                                Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.

                                                The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the
                                                tests, except there is one more test, unless you pass it you
                                                cannot enter Australia."

                                                Mujibar said, "I am ready."

                                                The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

                                                Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

                                                The Officer said, "Go ahead."

                                                Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
                                                and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
                                                I think you meant "Arab" joke..
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                                                • Grapesoda
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                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 46234

                                                  #25
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