New invention: dick holder for use while going to washroom...someone take this idea

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  • Phoenix
    BACON BACON BACON
    • Nov 2002
    • 35475

    #1

    New invention: dick holder for use while going to washroom...someone take this idea

    so you use it when you are going to the washroom....so you wont touch the toilet bowl with your dick


    that has got to be the worst.


    so just a simple plastic holder, it protects you from the side of the toilet...ugh


    whos with me
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  • GlydeGirl
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 1516

    #2
    This thread is useless without pics!

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    • Dwreck
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2002
      • 7362

      #3
      ok is this when your stading up taking a wizzz? Cause i dunno about you but Im wayyyyyyyyy far from touching the bowl. MAn your hung!
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      • Phoenix
        BACON BACON BACON
        • Nov 2002
        • 35475

        #4
        Originally posted by Dwreck
        ok is this when your stading up taking a wizzz? Cause i dunno about you but Im wayyyyyyyyy far from touching the bowl. MAn your hung!

        sitting down dude....that is long for me..even though my last name is holmes
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        • Doc911
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          • Feb 2004
          • 3695

          #5
          some men squat to pee...


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          • DutchTeenCash
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            • Feb 2003
            • 21684

            #6
            twice around the neck usally does the trick

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            • G-Rotica
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              • Aug 2005
              • 4258

              #7
              Disposable sheath, like a open ended condom.

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              • Jman
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                • Sep 2003
                • 22832

                #8
                Let me make this straight for you bro.

                Girls pee sitting down, Bro's pee standing up ;-)
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                • Bryan G
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                  • Aug 2005
                  • 8338

                  #9
                  So what everyone uses the same one? LOL no thanks! Brad's a hommo
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                  • Baker Rd
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 647

                    #10
                    who the fuck sits down in public restrooms? gross
                    money talks and bullshit walks.

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                    • Phoenix
                      BACON BACON BACON
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 35475

                      #11
                      haha lets clarify..it is to be a personal device...you dont share this

                      it is for when you have to sit down....you dont want to let go of your unit and have it smack up the side of some disgusting toilet right? well that is where the invention comes into play
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                      • Phoenix
                        BACON BACON BACON
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 35475

                        #12
                        Originally posted by G-Rotica
                        Disposable sheath, like a open ended condom.
                        not bad at all
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                        • stickyfingerz
                          Doin fine
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24984

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Phoenix
                          haha lets clarify..it is to be a personal device...you dont share this

                          it is for when you have to sit down....you dont want to let go of your unit and have it smack up the side of some disgusting toilet right? well that is where the invention comes into play

                          Use your hand?

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                          • SCORE Ralph
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                            • Mar 2003
                            • 2090

                            #14
                            He didnt say anything about using it when you sit down to pee... obviously is for when youre taking a crap. (I think)
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                            • Phoenix
                              BACON BACON BACON
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 35475

                              #15
                              Originally posted by aspwm
                              He didnt say anything about using it when you sit down to pee... obviously is for when youre taking a crap. (I think)

                              you got it....i tyhink it is a great idea
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                              • G-Rotica
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                                • Aug 2005
                                • 4258

                                #16
                                Well I'll go get me some super large extra long heavy duty Maxims and cut the end off and try it.

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                                • WiredGuy
                                  Pounding Googlebot
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 34515

                                  #17
                                  Something wrong with your hands? LOL
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                                  • Manowar
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                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 71528

                                    #18
                                    alrighhhhttttyyy then

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                                    • Kevin - The PNN
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                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 1364

                                      #19
                                      do what I do - get a bitch to hold it for you while you piss
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                                      • Phoenix
                                        BACON BACON BACON
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 35475

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                        Something wrong with your hands? LOL
                                        WG

                                        im all about stuff that is hands off ;)
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                                        • FleshJoe2005
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                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 287

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Phoenix
                                          so you use it when you are going to the washroom....so you wont touch the toilet bowl with your dick


                                          that has got to be the worst.


                                          so just a simple plastic holder, it protects you from the side of the toilet...ugh


                                          whos with me
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                                          • reynold
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 51271

                                            #22
                                            I'd rather have my girl as my dick holder.

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                                            • american pervert
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 6840

                                              #23
                                              if you put the seat down you wont have that problem, lol
                                              I can resist everything except temptation

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                                              • reed_4
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 9640

                                                #24
                                                My dick can handle himself and doesn't need a holder.

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                                                • chodadog
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                  • 9736

                                                  #25
                                                  Why the fuck wouldn't you just use your hand like a normal person? What do you do when you pee standing up? Do you use BBQ tongs to pull your cock out or what?
                                                  26 + 6 = 1

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                                                  • Phoenix
                                                    BACON BACON BACON
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 35475

                                                    #26
                                                    you know sometimes your hand has to do other things

                                                    or you slip...id just like some extra protection form the toilet
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                                                    • u-Bob
                                                      there's no $$$ in porn
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 33063

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by JMan
                                                      Bro's pee standing up ;-)
                                                      fact: peeing standing up increases the risk of prostate problems.
                                                      fact: prostate problems result in... a guy putting one or more fingers up your ass.

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                                                      • Marshal
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                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                        • 15225

                                                        #28
                                                        i wanna see pics!
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                                                        • NoCarrier
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                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 16356

                                                          #29
                                                          Just drink your own pee. Problem solved.

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                                                          • Phoenix
                                                            BACON BACON BACON
                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 35475

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by nettrust
                                                            i wanna see pics!


                                                            pervert.,..lol
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                                                            • Bryan G
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                              • 8338

                                                              #31
                                                              Fuck it just get a chick to give you a bumpkin while you take a shit....Then you dick wont hit the bowl.
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                                                              • MysteryWizard
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                                                                • Mar 2007
                                                                • 117

                                                                #32
                                                                this story is getting a HUGE amount of media coverage:

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