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  • MetaMan
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    • Jan 2003
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    #1

    FACT: MMA is the equal to WWF!

    So all you wannabe MMA guys sweating in the gym who like to roll around with other guys in tight clothes please just STOP.

    MMA is the EXACT same as WWF, everything is just an act, i dont see how people dont see this.

    So nextime you are about to make another MMA thread stop and think to yourself "how gay is it that i like 2 sweaty guys rolling on top of eachother so much?" and the answer obviously is that you are gay.

    In a recent study they found 95% of MMA fans were closet homos.
  • polish_aristocrat
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    • Jul 2002
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    #2
    Originally posted by MetaMan

    MMA is the EXACT same as WWF.
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    • MetaMan
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      #3
      Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
      Doink ruled, dont dare put him in the same class as these MMA fags.

      i am just waiting for the wannabe MMA guy coming in here tellin me how "hard" it is.

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      • notoldschool
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        • Aug 2007
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        #4
        I agree WWF is useless but comparing it to MMA makes you useless. Considering where you are from I thought you might be proud of your peoples sport.
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        • notoldschool
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          #5
          In case you were wondering.

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stampede_Wrestling
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          • sexuallyhealed
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            • Sep 2005
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            #6
            Pride is so much better than UFC. I can't stand UFC. Bunch of fucken homos.

            I wish Fedor would come in there and just clean the fucken place out and leave.

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            • MetaMan
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              #7
              Originally posted by sexuallyhealed
              Pride is so much better than UFC. I can't stand UFC. Bunch of fucken homos.

              I wish Fedor would come in there and just clean the fucken place out and leave.
              this i actually totally believe, i should have been more exact with my thread, UFC is horrid, PRIDE i actually do like.

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              • marketsmart
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                • Dec 2004
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                #8
                pride is now owned by ufc... now the pride fighters can fight ufc and wec guys.......

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                • tony299
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                  #9
                  two guys in something that looks like a bikini briefs rolling around.It has strong homoerotic overtones,

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                  • Lance69
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by notoldschool
                    I loved Stampede Wrestling in spite of the fact it was in Calgary!
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                    • Poontank
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                      Doink ruled, dont dare put him in the same class as these MMA fags.

                      i am just waiting for the wannabe MMA guy coming in here tellin me how "hard" it is.




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                      • MikeVega
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                        #12
                        why do you always have Gay on your mind ?? something you want to tell us?


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                        • MetaMan
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by MikeVega
                          why do you always have Gay on your mind ?? something you want to tell us?
                          you are never on my mind.

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                          • MikeVega
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by MetaMan
                            you are never on my mind.
                            yes i am .. don't lie you little bitch ..


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                            • Quotealex
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                              #15
                              WWF or WWE?

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                              • Dvae
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                So all you wannabe MMA guys sweating in the gym who like to roll around with other guys in tight clothes please just STOP.

                                MMA is the EXACT same as WWF, everything is just an act, i dont see how people dont see this.

                                So nextime you are about to make another MMA thread stop and think to yourself "how gay is it that i like 2 sweaty guys rolling on top of eachother so much?" and the answer obviously is that you are gay.

                                In a recent study they found 95% of MMA fans were closet homos.
                                WWF = world wildlife fund
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                                • MetaMan
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MikeVega
                                  yes i am .. don't lie you little bitch ..
                                  im not as small as your girlfriend.

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                                  • MikeVega
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                                    • Jul 2004
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                    im not as small as your girlfriend.
                                    I'm not sure what that means .. but as for the topic .. I don't think watching it is gay at all. its a combat sport and gay sex never crosses my mind while watching it. I guess when you see two guys grabbing each other the first thing that comes to mind is gay sex. for most of us we just see two guys fighting.

                                    I will say that i don't think i could train for it because i wouldn't want a sweaty guy against me but I'm sure with time you forget about that and just fight.


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                                    • MetaMan
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MikeVega
                                      I'm not sure what that means .. but as for the topic .. I don't think watching it is gay at all. its a combat sport and gay sex never crosses my mind while watching it. I guess when you see two guys grabbing each other the first thing that comes to mind is gay sex. for most of us we just see two guys fighting.

                                      I will say that i don't think i could train for it because i wouldn't want a sweaty guy against me but I'm sure with time you forget about that and just fight.
                                      " i wouldn't want a sweaty guy against me"

                                      but you enjoy watching them get sweaty on eachother? i think it really shows how most guys are closet homos.

                                      its to gay for you to do it, but dont mind watching guys do it. things that make you go hmmmmm
                                      Last edited by MetaMan; 11-24-2007, 01:37 PM.

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                                      • MikeVega
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                                        " i wouldn't want a sweaty guy against me"

                                        but you enjoy watching them get sweaty on eachother? i think it really shows how most guys are closet homos.

                                        its to gay for you to do it, but dont mind watching guys do it. things that make you go hmmmmm
                                        no you got it wrong ..again

                                        when i watch it .. gay sex is the last thing to come to mind .. unlike you who see's it and the first thing you think of is man love. your the closet homo.

                                        I wouldn't do it because I'm a germaphobe .. I'm not sure how these guys bleed on each other and sweat on each other like that.

                                        Just step out of the closet and be free .. most here wouldn't hold it against ya ..


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                                        • MetaMan
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MikeVega
                                          no you got it wrong ..again

                                          when i watch it .. gay sex is the last thing to come to mind .. unlike you who see's it and the first thing you think of is man love. your the closet homo.

                                          I wouldn't do it because I'm a germaphobe .. I'm not sure how these guys bleed on each other and sweat on each other like that.

                                          Just step out of the closet and be free .. most here wouldn't hold it against ya ..
                                          i dont watch it in the firstplace, 2 guys posing with their shirts off doesnt persuade me to want to tune in in the firstplace, like it does you.

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                                          • After Shock Media
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                                            #22
                                            Metaman may I ask what the average cost of one of your average going out outfits would cost (you may leave out the price of any watches). Then also please the price of your average cologne, how much high end hair product you use and what it may cost the rest of us, and lastly how long it takes for you to get ready to go swinging your cock in some nightclub to pick up your lay for the night?

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                                            • Jim_Gunn
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sexuallyhealed
                                              Pride is so much better than UFC. I can't stand UFC. Bunch of fucken homos.

                                              I wish Fedor would come in there and just clean the fucken place out and leave.

                                              Calling an organization like UFC "homos" is the best comment about MMA that you can come up with, LOL? Is this an adult webmaster board or is it a middle school kid's forum? UFC's owners also own Pride now. Some of the fighters that recently fought in Pride that came to fight in the UFC have done great, like Middleweight champ Anderson Siiva and Light Heavy Champ Rampage Jackson, but not all of them have. Cro-Cop got his ass handed to him, Dan Henderson got upset by Forest Griffin. There is talent coming from everywhere.

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                                              • MetaMan
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                Metaman may I ask what the average cost of one of your average going out outfits would cost (you may leave out the price of any watches). Then also please the price of your average cologne, how much high end hair product you use and what it may cost the rest of us, and lastly how long it takes for you to get ready to go swinging your cock in some nightclub to pick up your lay for the night?
                                                outfits:
                                                i am not to sure, i more "classied" out my wardrobe lately i have alot of hoodies and such like that also. I shop at like banana republic or wear kenneth cole also this store H&M, but i also tone down and dress in sneakers, jeans i wouldnt spend over $100 on.

                                                Watches:
                                                Kenneth Cole watches maybe 200 each, not to much, i like the style

                                                Cologne:
                                                Aqaudigio
                                                Onyx
                                                Nautica

                                                prob takes me about 30min to get rdy, i use hair spiker also, i have had spikey hair 80% of my life, what i spend the most on is prob shoes i have a dress shoe and sneaker collection, my favs are my gators.

                                                i am seriously not one of those guys who goes out and buy gucci and bullshit like that, i am the exact opposite, i dress with style not price.

                                                i cant stand douchebags who spend $350 on a shirt that makes them look like a goofball.

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                                                • Doctor Dre
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                                                  #25
                                                  Tell that to the MMA guy who's pissed off when he has an armbar on you and is about to rip your arm away from your body
                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                  • Doctor Dre
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                    this i actually totally believe, i should have been more exact with my thread, UFC is horrid, PRIDE i actually do like.
                                                    Pride was way more like Wrestling... fixed matches, freak shows, organised story lines (Wanderlei Pushing rampage etc etc )
                                                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                    • MetaMan
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                      Tell that to the MMA guy who's pissed off when he has an armbar on you and is about to rip your arm away from your body
                                                      thats my exact point you have all these roid heads thinking they are MMA masters.

                                                      They think just because you do not like their sports it gives them the right to beat you up.

                                                      to funny, i dont give a fuck im 6'3 215-220 down from 260 id like to see them try to "rip my arm away".

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                                                      • MikeVega
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                                                        #28
                                                        you're a really insecure guy aren't you?


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                                                        • MetaMan
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MikeVega
                                                          you're a really insecure guy aren't you?
                                                          not at all def. comfterable in my own body, i am an all around pimp really, women draw to me, its because i have confidence few have seen.

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                                                          • Lance69
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                            Dan Henderson got upset by Forest Griffin.
                                                            I'm sure you meant Shogun right? Hendo is gonna be fighting Anderson Silva for the Middleweight title next.
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                                                            • ianlester
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                                                              #31
                                                              lol... i'd love to see you tell a real MMA fighter that they are a homosexual.
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                                                              • rip raster
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                                                                #32
                                                                yeah pretty sure it's all fake, they just have really good special effects guys. I mean the cut on that guys head almost looks real








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                                                                • MetaMan
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by rip raster
                                                                  yeah pretty sure it's all fake, they just have really good special effects guys. I mean the cut on that guys head almost looks real








                                                                  LOLLLLLLL wtf is your point? WWF wrestlers bleed also.

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                                                                  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Lance69
                                                                    I'm sure you meant Shogun right? Hendo is gonna be fighting Anderson Silva for the Middleweight title next.
                                                                    i couldn't believe rua lost, but hey, everyone loses once in a while. henderson fighting silva, i can't wait for. i've been waiting for someone to come along who can knock the fucking head of that guy, and hederson is the man for the job. or i hope at least...

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                                                                    • Kard63
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Boxing owns MMA

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                                                                      • Nicky
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                        So all you wannabe MMA guys sweating in the gym who like to roll around with other guys in tight clothes please just STOP.

                                                                        MMA is the EXACT same as WWF, everything is just an act, i dont see how people dont see this.

                                                                        So nextime you are about to make another MMA thread stop and think to yourself "how gay is it that i like 2 sweaty guys rolling on top of eachother so much?" and the answer obviously is that you are gay.

                                                                        In a recent study they found 95% of MMA fans were closet homos.
                                                                        MMA = WWF, no, not really.

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                                                                        • Deej
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          this is untrue....




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                                                                          • xroach
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                            So all you wannabe MMA guys sweating in the gym who like to roll around with other guys in tight clothes please just STOP.

                                                                            MMA is the EXACT same as WWF, everything is just an act, i dont see how people dont see this.

                                                                            So nextime you are about to make another MMA thread stop and think to yourself "how gay is it that i like 2 sweaty guys rolling on top of eachother so much?" and the answer obviously is that you are gay.


                                                                            last place i'd want to be in a real fight is rolling around on the ground where his buddies can start boot fucking me once he's getting fucked up.

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                                                                            • Lance69
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                                              i couldn't believe rua lost, but hey, everyone loses once in a while. henderson fighting silva, i can't wait for. i've been waiting for someone to come along who can knock the fucking head of that guy, and hederson is the man for the job. or i hope at least...
                                                                              I think Hendo is gonna do it. He's got a hell of a punch and ain't gonna be scared to charge down Silva to put him outta his game. I can't wait for it.
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                                                                              • qxm
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                WWF = What da, What da, F#ck?

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                                                                                • WarChild
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by xroach


                                                                                  last place i'd want to be in a real fight is rolling around on the ground where his buddies can start boot fucking me once he's getting fucked up.
                                                                                  There's plenty of throws, chokes and other techniques that are very functional without you ending up on the ground. If you've never seen a master Judoka throw guys around, you can't really understand it.

                                                                                  I see you're in Vancouver. Come check out a free week of classes at Gracie Barra or Revolution Fight Team and see for yourself.
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                                                                                  • xroach
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                    There's plenty of throws, chokes and other techniques that are very functional without you ending up on the ground. If you've never seen a master Judoka throw guys around, you can't really understand it.

                                                                                    I see you're in Vancouver. Come check out a free week of classes at Gracie Barra or Revolution Fight Team and see for yourself.
                                                                                    we've had this conversation before d.k .. i train to punch to the throat ;)

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                                                                                    • WarChild
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by xroach
                                                                                      we've had this conversation before d.k .. i train to punch to the throat ;)
                                                                                      Ahhh yes, Kung Fu.
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                                                                                      • xroach
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                        Ahhh yes, Kung Fu.
                                                                                        "kung fu" is about as general as saying "music with guitars"

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                                                                                        • Jim_Gunn
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Lance69
                                                                                          I'm sure you meant Shogun right? Hendo is gonna be fighting Anderson Silva for the Middleweight title next.
                                                                                          Yes, Shogun. There has been so many fights this year, and news on the coming ones that I got them mixed up!

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                                                                                          • Lance69
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                                                            Yes, Shogun. There has been so many fights this year, and news on the coming ones that I got them mixed up!
                                                                                            It's been a great year for MMA that's for damn sure, now with GSP / Hughes 3 I'm sooo stoked.
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                                                                                            • rip raster
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                              LOLLLLLLL wtf is your point? WWF wrestlers bleed also.
                                                                                              I know the wwf wrestlers bleed as well, it's just that the ufc/mma special effects guys are better at creating more realistic looking injuries.

                                                                                              If you look closely at Rich Franklin's nose you can see where the false nose is attached to his face to make it look as if were broken


                                                                                              same as with the cut on Eastman's forehead, with a gash like that there would be blood pouring out all over the place, but there is none


                                                                                              Two very obvious fake injuries.

                                                                                              The ufc producers wanted to make the fights appear real which is one of the reasons that they don't have the fighters hit each other with chairs or other objects as they do in wwf. There are a lot of people though that believe it to be real because of those factors, yet surprising enough there are also quite a few people that believe the wwf to be real as well Some people are just very gullible and will believe anything that they are told.

                                                                                              Furthermore most of the so called live events are not live at all. Most of the audience, with the exception of the first few rows, is composited into the background during post production. It is a very high quality forgery and at times while watching an mma event I almost forget that it as all a big act scripted for the benefit of the audience.
                                                                                              Last edited by rip raster; 11-24-2007, 10:26 PM.

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                                                                                              • Shagbunny
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                can't believe people are saying MMA is like WWE... MMA is real, you can SEE them fighting

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                                                                                                • Pleasurepays
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  simple test.. who "rehearses" to pretend to hurt and who "trains" actually hurt?

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                                                                                                  • SPACE GLIDER
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    MMA does look realer ... i mean you see, hear and almost feel that contact
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