* BoyAlley Undergoing Treatment In Rehab Clinic *

**Harmon** · 02-06-2006, 12:34 PM

yippe

**Jace** · 02-06-2006, 12:39 PM

oh shit, good luck man....maybe the treatment will be so drastic that you will actually come out a woman!

**Manowar** · 02-06-2006, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by Jace

oh shit, good luck man....maybe the treatment will be so drastic that you will actually come out a woman!

**HomoErectus** · 02-06-2006, 12:46 PM

I'm BoyAlley's partner, Brad. I just got back home from the clinic to get a change of clothes and get something to eat and thought I'd drop in to give you all an update on his condition.

The doctors have started him on showtunes therapy. He's not responding well at this point, and when I left he was still screaming for Headless Live Radio. Doctors assure me that this is normal and that he'll eventually calm down. It was just too much for me to watch, I had to get away for a while.

I hate myself for not seeing the warning signs sooner. Every other word out of his mouth was "yo" and "niiiice son". Then he started wanting me to call him "guido". I must have been in denial, you don't want to believe your partner of 7 years is going straight on you.....

It was the hardest thing I ever had to do, but when I cought him using the vagina version of the fleshlight on himself while watching Playboy TV I knew I had no choice but to get him help.

I've got to get back to him now.

**Baker Rd** · 02-06-2006, 12:46 PM

I was expecting anal stictches for all the semen he's been farting lately

**EdgeXXX** · 02-06-2006, 12:50 PM

I KNEW IT!!!

He went SO far past gay that he actually wound up straight!

**InGayPorn** · 02-06-2006, 12:52 PM

Brad,

Has he stopped grabbing at the nurses asses yet?

**BradM** · 02-06-2006, 12:57 PM

Are you trying to tell me there's a cure for Gay? JESUS CHRIST we could be RICH!

**InGayPorn** · 02-06-2006, 01:08 PM

Its my understanding this is not the first time GFY has turned a gay guy straight. Unfortunately the treatments were not successful for Juicy D. I hear they have developed a more affective therapy than was in practice when Juicy lost his limp wrist. I wasn't around when that happened, so maybe someone here has more details.

**tristan_D** · 02-06-2006, 02:35 PM

I think I have encountered a thread here before about a pill that prevents effeminity. But then again I doubt if it would work for them. The gay force is strong on them

**EdgeXXX** · 02-06-2006, 02:39 PM

**Deej** · 02-06-2006, 02:39 PM

Quality elaboration I dig it, watching.....

Im gonna send a very Gay get well soon card

**wonderman** · 02-06-2006, 02:40 PM

i wish him luck

**Jace** · 02-06-2006, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by HomoErectus

The doctors have started him on showtunes therapy. He's not responding well at this point, and when I left he was still screaming for Headless Live Radio. Doctors assure me that this is normal and that he'll eventually calm down. It was just too much for me to watch, I had to get away for a while.

tell them to put him on an endless loop of Your Song by Ewan Mcgregor in Moulin Rouge.....I love that song, but I feel the gay coming out of me when I listen to it

**Scott McD** · 02-06-2006, 02:47 PM

Wtf !!!!!!!!!!!

**InGayPorn** · 02-06-2006, 02:57 PM

Its no surprise everyone here at GFY is going to want to show their support for BoyAlley by sending cards and money, but his doctors have him under strict isolation at this critical stage.

**Spider Ninja** · 02-06-2006, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by InGayPorn

Its no surprise everyone here at GFY is going to want to show their support for BoyAlley by sending cards and money, but his doctors have him under strict isolation at this critical stage.

I can send him a couple of gigs of straight porn, if it will help

**EdgeXXX** · 02-06-2006, 03:06 PM

Hopefully this will help:

**JoeMeca** · 02-06-2006, 03:06 PM

Damn what can we do doctor!??

**Platinumpimp** · 02-06-2006, 03:09 PM

He will undergo an anal root threatment.

**InGayPorn** · 02-06-2006, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by JoeMeca

Damn what can we do doctor!??

Light a few scented candles and take a nice long bubble bath...he's in good hands.

**InGayPorn** · 02-06-2006, 04:06 PM

UPDATE!!!!!

Brad just called and told me that the first phase of BoyAlley's treatment is over. They have moved him to a bed with satin sheets and have him watching old Hollywood musicals...starting with "The Gay Divorcee", 1934.

**JoeMeca** · 02-06-2006, 04:27 PM

can we send cards?

**dissipate** · 02-06-2006, 04:30 PM

poor twinks

**nico-t** · 02-06-2006, 04:31 PM

and then they say those christian gay convert camps are bullshit

**NoWhErE** · 02-06-2006, 04:39 PM

**BoyAlley** · 02-06-2006, 04:42 PM

God damn, let a bunch of fags know that I'm going to be taking some time to watch a few DVDs from Netflix today and this is what they do huh?

**BoyAlley** · 02-06-2006, 04:43 PM

**BoyAlley** · 02-06-2006, 04:43 PM

Payback's going to be a bitch!

**BruceM** · 02-06-2006, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by InGayPorn

they're optomistic that BoyAlley will be back on his knees in no time.

**romeoboi** · 02-06-2006, 05:25 PM

he should be okay... remember its awards season! just replay the golden globes and wait until the academy awards....

plus there is figure skating in the winter olympics which start friday.... that should be enough to pull him through

* BoyAlley Undergoing Treatment In Rehab Clinic *