John Holmes was stupid because of the size of his dick.

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  • Paraskass
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    • May 2002
    • 5829
    #1

    John Holmes was stupid because of the size of his dick.

    it's documented that when you have a oversized dick, your brain gets deprived from blood when you have erections, making you stupid.

    that's why John Holmes was stupid, and that's why the man with the largest cock in the world faints when he gets erections.
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    • BoyAlley
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      • Nov 2004
      • 19714
      #2

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        • Major (Tom)
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          • Nov 2003
          • 32492
          #3
          maybe thats why im smart ... go figure lol

          duke

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            • Ice
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              • Nov 2002
              • 26053
              #4
              Maybe that is why I faint all the time
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                • Anya
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                  • Jul 2003
                  • 437
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Ice
                  Maybe that is why I faint all the time
                  Every time I see your giant penis, Ice darling, I faint too



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                    • Ice
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 26053
                      #6
                      Originally posted by A_Fox
                      Every time I see your giant penis, Ice darling, I faint too



                      Anya
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                        • Sly
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                          • Sep 2004
                          • 31379
                          #7
                          Originally posted by A_Fox
                          Every time I see your giant penis, Ice darling, I faint too



                          Anya
                          I would faint too from holding up that huge magnifying glass.
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                            • Ice
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                              • Nov 2002
                              • 26053
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Sly
                              I would faint too from holding up that huge magnifying glass.

                              Sly you dropped this.....

                              icq 1904905

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                                • Sly
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                                  • Sep 2004
                                  • 31379
                                  #9
                                  Ahaha you little bitch.
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                                    • CDSmith
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                                      • May 2001
                                      • 51460
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Paraskass
                                      that's why John Holmes was stupid, and that's why the man with the largest cock in the world faints when he gets erections.
                                      No he doesn't. He's dead.


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                                        • c-lo
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                                          • May 2005
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                          No he doesn't. He's dead.

                                          Wrong, I'm still alive & kickin.





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                                            • tristan_D
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                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 7865
                                              #12
                                              so when you have an oversized dick its like trying erotic asphyxiation coz your brain is deprived of the blood. hhhhmmmmm?????
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                                                • PixeLs
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 11922
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                  it's documented that when you have a oversized dick, your brain gets deprived from blood when you have erections, making you stupid.

                                                  that's why John Holmes was stupid, and that's why the man with the largest cock in the world faints when he gets erections.
                                                  Ok, that makes sense. There's nothin like having an average one.

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                                                    • who
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 19593
                                                      #14
                                                      I have a reserve of blood in my manboobs which more than makes up for this.

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