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  • Lord Nelson's gaping anus
    I scan my content from Penthouse
    • Feb 2006
    • 37

    #51
    Btw, the only troll I see around here is YOU. Maybe you oughta stop worrying about Lord Nelson, and START worrying about when YOU'RE getting banned Mr. Gaping Anus Guy.
    -------------------------------------------

    You obviously don't believe I am trolling so, please, just stop it.

    Now, that is one MASSIVE WOUND! You must have really grabbed that knife and struggled to take it away from that crazy person.


    If you are a man, Lord Nelson wants your hairy ass crack.
    "Of course, the British navy has a long tradition of homosexuality - Admiral Lord Nelson notoriously asked Captain Hardy to 'feel my cock' with his dying words, and his crew subsequently hung their bare arses out of the Victory's gun ports to give him a 'twenty one bum' salute."

    **** Lord Nelson is a screaming fag-troll ****

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    • jimthefiend
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2003
      • 18889

      #52
      Just as an aside, who the fuck is Lord Nelson?



      Also, your mommy is a whore.

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      • Lord Nelson's gaping anus
        I scan my content from Penthouse
        • Feb 2006
        • 37

        #53
        Originally posted by jimthefiend
        Also, your mommy is a whore.

        Great one!

        If you are a man, Lord Nelson wants to tongue your unwashed anus.
        "Of course, the British navy has a long tradition of homosexuality - Admiral Lord Nelson notoriously asked Captain Hardy to 'feel my cock' with his dying words, and his crew subsequently hung their bare arses out of the Victory's gun ports to give him a 'twenty one bum' salute."

        **** Lord Nelson is a screaming fag-troll ****

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        • jimthefiend
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 18889

          #54
          You're wasting your time on him. Put that effort into someone that crys and makes it all interesting... Like H***L***.

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          • Webchick
            Registered User
            • Jul 2005
            • 94

            #55
            Originally posted by jimthefiend
            Tell you what I'll do snatch. I'll come over and bust a nut in your eyeball you stupid fucking bitch, and use the wounded hand to jack off with so you can get a real nice view.

            This is aka fucksakes.. on the girlfriends computer btw. and its still fake looking tough guy. "using big words on girls now.. sad"

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            • jimthefiend
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 18889

              #56
              Originally posted by Webchick
              This is aka fucksakes.. on the girlfriends computer btw. and its still fake looking tough guy. "using big words on girls now.. sad"



              Well you're still being a bitch dude, so whatever, I'll pop a load into YOUR eyeball too.

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              • NoWhErE
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Sep 2005
                • 10584

                #57
                Originally posted by jimthefiend
                Guy got drunk at a party, waved a knife around. Instead of doing the sensible thing and shooting him I grabbed it.


                What kind of fucked up parties do you attend?
                skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                • jimthefiend
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 18889

                  #58
                  Originally posted by NoWhErE
                  What kind of fucked up parties do you attend?


                  The word is HOST.

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                  • Doug420
                    Registered User
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 33

                    #59
                    Originally posted by jimthefiend
                    The word is HOST.
                    What do you do when your mom comes home, hide everyone under your racecar bed?

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                    • stickyfingerz
                      Doin fine
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 24984

                      #60
                      Originally posted by Lord Nelson's gaping anus
                      FAKE!

                      I know my "not so special" special effects.

                      Look at the SUPER fake drip pattern on the palm of your hand. Blood doesn't drip in such a SUPER fake pattern. There are other obvious clues as well, but I will let you learn those on your own.

                      It was fun anyway!
                      Ya sorry that isnt blood. Blood dries dark dummy. Some of the "blood" is dried, and its bright red. Lame.

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                      • jimthefiend
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 18889

                        #61
                        Originally posted by stickyfingerzdotnet
                        Ya sorry that isnt blood. Blood dries dark dummy. Some of the "blood" is dried, and its bright red. Lame.


                        It takes TIME for it to dry and darken you nimrod. Let me come over and kick you in the fucking mouth, and we'll time how long it takes to dry and darken.

                        Look if its fake then you're an idiot for wasting your time posting, if it's not fake then your an idiot for well, being an idiot.


                        Either way you're an idiot.

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                        • stickyfingerz
                          Doin fine
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24984

                          #62
                          Originally posted by jimthefiend
                          It takes TIME for it to dry and darken you nimrod. Let me come over and kick you in the fucking mouth, and we'll time how long it takes to dry and darken.

                          Look if its fake then you're an idiot for wasting your time posting, if it's not fake then your an idiot for well, being an idiot.


                          Either way you're an idiot.
                          Nah Im an idiot for wasting my time pointing out a cock gobbling ass munch like you.

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                          • jimthefiend
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 18889

                            #63
                            Originally posted by stickyfingerzdotnet
                            Nah Im an idiot for wasting my time pointing out a cock gobbling ass munch like you.


                            Like I said, you're an idiot. I'm happy to see that you've finally come to terms with it though. Good on you.


                            [img]http://www.*****************/blood6.jpg[/img]

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                            • Lord Nelson's gaping anus
                              I scan my content from Penthouse
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 37

                              #64
                              Originally posted by stickyfingerzdotnet
                              Nah Im an idiot for wasting my time pointing out a cock gobbling ass munch like you.

                              You forgot dirty mullet flashing, bra wearing, stink fist, bald headed bitch with a greasy fat body and lard tits bigger than his own mother. He also calls his gut squeezing waist wrap a "back brace" and he wears it in an attempt to tame his distended, disgusting fat mid section. Whenever someone notices it, he says it is just a "back brace." The silly fat fuck.


                              Just making an observation.
                              "Of course, the British navy has a long tradition of homosexuality - Admiral Lord Nelson notoriously asked Captain Hardy to 'feel my cock' with his dying words, and his crew subsequently hung their bare arses out of the Victory's gun ports to give him a 'twenty one bum' salute."

                              **** Lord Nelson is a screaming fag-troll ****

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                              • jimthefiend
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 18889

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Lord Nelson's gaping anus
                                You forgot dirty mullet flashing, bra wearing, stink fist, bald headed bitch with a greasy fat body and lard tits bigger than his own mother. He also calls his gut squeezing waist wrap a "back brace" and he wears it in an attempt to tame his distended, disgusting fat mid section. Whenever someone notices it, he says it is just a "back brace." The silly fat fuck.


                                Just making an observation.

                                I do NOT have a mullet.

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                                • Loryn
                                  Super Connector
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 12853

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Lord Nelson's gaping anus
                                  FAKE!

                                  I know my "not so special" special effects.

                                  Look at the SUPER fake drip pattern on the palm of your hand. Blood doesn't drip in such a SUPER fake pattern. There are other obvious clues as well, but I will let you learn those on your own.

                                  It was fun anyway!
                                  Originally posted by Webchick
                                  thats fake as hell.. where are the cuts? blood dripping all wrong ways, what did you do let it drip down your hand, and turn it as it was dripping.. so you could get a perfect picture.. to show how cool you are and than make up some tough guy story.. grabbed a knife from someone.. can't wait to hear your story.
                                  Both of you are either clueless, retarded or out for some kind of hidden agenda!

                                  You are trying to accuse JimTheFiend of getting attention off of an incident that happen to him last night in his home. BUT YET.........and this is the best part....... both of you are trying to get attention by making false uneducated assumptions off of the incident that happened in his home last night.

                                  GOD I LOVE GFY! hehe (I truly do hehe)

                                  It's people like the both of you that make the every day business life on this board fun and entertaining. Keep up the good work.

                                  Oh BTW I just did an IP address check on this Lord Nelson, the fake nic, and LOL

                                  Thank you both for participating in the part of every thread where at least one or two people just have to pet the cat backwards in hopes of getting some attention, recognition or some laughs. Hopefully you were just trying to get some laughs.

                                  I am a little surprised about WebChick. I kinda like her and thought she was cool and smart in her own way, like everyone else. But for her to act this way, it's just WEIRD! Is someone else posting under your name babe? If so please tell them to stop embarrassing you. I am very protective of what people do with my name and if I was you I would tell this person to stop. If you need any help from me with this please let me know! I am here for ya!

                                  Oh and BTW I have seen several cuts and had several slices into my skin and you can so take a pic of blood while it is still red on the skin, especially when it is on a part of the body that can move around as much as a hand.

                                  Does anyone here think JimTheFiend is a better man or a greater man because some fool cut him? I think not and I am pretty sure he doesn?t feel like a bigger better man because trash came to his house. We all, or I should say the normal people who understand how life works, just feel bad that someone in the GFY family had to deal with a dickhead like that. I HATE knives! They are one of my worse fears and I can tell you if some fuck pulled a knife on me in my house they would be staring down the end of a 44 revolver. Never bring a knife to a gun fight! That reminds me of one of the ?Raiders of the Lost Ark? movies. I believe it was the first one, I could bring wrong, but anyway it was a great part of the movie!
                                  ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




                                  RIP TD

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                                  • jimthefiend
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 18889

                                    #67
                                    Consider yourselves LORowned.

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                                    • WME
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 1005

                                      #68
                                      that's what you got from too much masturbation on the nurse
                                      Last edited by WME; 02-05-2006, 01:58 PM.
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                                      Prepare yourself for drug test!

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                                      • Lord Nelson's gaping anus
                                        I scan my content from Penthouse
                                        • Feb 2006
                                        • 37

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                        Both of you are either clueless, retarded or out for some kind of hidden agenda!

                                        You are trying to accuse JimTheFiend of getting attention off of an incident that happen to him last night in his home. BUT YET.........and this is the best part....... both of you are trying to get attention by making false uneducated assumptions off of the incident that happened in his home last night.

                                        GOD I LOVE GFY! hehe (I truly do hehe)

                                        Oh shit, you caught us!

                                        Are you accusing jimthefiend of trying to get attention off an incident that happened to him last night in his home by taking pics of his 3/4 inch cut with wholly unnatural blood patterns all over his hand?

                                        I think you are misjudging this fine upstanding young fiend with a horrible hairstyle and offensively fat body. Someone obviously stood around after he cut his hand and made him rotate it very rapidly causing blood drips to originate and end in bizarre locations THEN they forced him to pose with the blood unnaturally spread all over his hand, taking various photos with his injured hand, including photos in front of a blow up doll and flipping off a flag.
                                        Somehow, nobody else at the party offered to take pictures of his hand for him, so he had to do it himself with his one good hand. I guess this makes sense.
                                        Then that same person forced jimthefiend to upload the pics to GFY and start a thread about it, and he clearly did not want to participate in this sort of attention whoring. This much is clear to all!
                                        Then, jimthefiend was forced to claim that the wound occurred when he disarmed a knife wielding idiot and he wanted to keep that info all to himself but again, that persuasive person forced him to confess this information on this board.

                                        Sure this could all be true, but it is more likely that the brilliant jimthefiend was trying to twist off a beer bottle top that was not a twist off, cut himself and then came to GFY to waste away another one of his heart attack cultivating days.

                                        Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                        It's people like the both of you that make the every day business life on this board fun and entertaining. Keep up the good work.

                                        Oh BTW I just did an IP address check on this Lord Nelson, the fake nic, and LOL
                                        Sorry we interrupted another one of the many of jimthefiend's significant business threads on this board today. Now he can get back to his hard day of work.

                                        Why exactly would you care about my ip address? If you want this board to be cleaned up a bit, search for the ip of the fake nic who started this stupid thread and all of those other stupid threads he started today.

                                        He is the one that you "ip trace", not people mocking his ridiculousness.

                                        You are funny!
                                        "Of course, the British navy has a long tradition of homosexuality - Admiral Lord Nelson notoriously asked Captain Hardy to 'feel my cock' with his dying words, and his crew subsequently hung their bare arses out of the Victory's gun ports to give him a 'twenty one bum' salute."

                                        **** Lord Nelson is a screaming fag-troll ****

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                                        • jimthefiend
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 18889

                                          #70
                                          Nelson, you're simply fucking pathetic. You're posting under a name specifically created to TROLL A FUCKING TROLL and whining about the content and credibility of my threads. What gives you the idea that anyone fucking cares what you think about anything?

                                          How many business related threads have YOU started today Mr. Gaping Anus guy?

                                          Now go fuck yourself, I've wasted enough time on your worthless fucking ass today.

                                          You'll likely be banned soon anyway.

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                                          • Lord Nelson's gaping anus
                                            I scan my content from Penthouse
                                            • Feb 2006
                                            • 37

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                            Nelson, you're simply fucking pathetic. You're posting under a name specifically created to TROLL A FUCKING TROLL and whining about the content and credibility of my threads. What gives you the idea that anyone fucking cares what you think about anything?

                                            How many business related threads have YOU started today Mr. Gaping Anus guy?

                                            Now go fuck yourself, I've wasted enough time on your worthless fucking ass today.

                                            You'll likely be banned soon anyway.


                                            Did your limited intellect result from a head injury, disease, or a brain abnormality?
                                            You are lucky that you are as dumb as you are. If you had any concept of your place in this world, you would have ended your misery long ago.

                                            I believe it was Einstein who once said,
                                            "Anyone who owns a Ford is a faggot gimpy bitch pansy."


                                            Re-read my post above (03:02 PM) and let it sink in.
                                            "Of course, the British navy has a long tradition of homosexuality - Admiral Lord Nelson notoriously asked Captain Hardy to 'feel my cock' with his dying words, and his crew subsequently hung their bare arses out of the Victory's gun ports to give him a 'twenty one bum' salute."

                                            **** Lord Nelson is a screaming fag-troll ****

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                                            • imafuckingaussie
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 1497

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                              It takes TIME for it to dry and darken you nimrod. Let me come over and kick you in the fucking mouth, and we'll time how long it takes to dry and darken.

                                              Look if its fake then you're an idiot for wasting your time posting, if it's not fake then your an idiot for well, being an idiot.


                                              Either way you're an idiot.

                                              LMAO, jeezez, imo u proved it fine with the multiple pics and the one in front of the monitor :-) What did u do to him after taking the knife, did u kick his ass?

                                              You can get it ploughing a paddock, you can get it makin some porn sites, matter of fact I've got it now.

                                              For a hard earned thrist, you need a big cold beer.

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                                              • Headless
                                                Registered User
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 26727

                                                #73
                                                It's amazing how someone has to constantly bring up my name daily.


                                                Get a life.

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                                                • Vitasoy
                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 58202

                                                  #74
                                                  Ouch that looks painful


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                                                  • reynold
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 51271

                                                    #75
                                                    Eeeww... That is bloody hell.
                                                    But wait? Where is the nurse and the stitches?

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                                                    • Snake Doctor
                                                      I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                      • 13449

                                                      #76
                                                      This thread is just wrong man
                                                      sig too big

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