I'm thankful for having a big cock, a big bank account, and a beautiful wife with big tits.
Wait a minute...
No wonder I'm so bitter!
Hey, fuck you for bumming me out on Thanksgiving!!!
j/k
I have lots to be grateful for, mostly my health and friends. There are a lot of people less fortunate than me.
I wish everyone a pleasant Thanksgiving Day, and please let Dallas and Green Bay win...
ADG