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  • american pervert
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    • Sep 2002
    • 6840

    #1

    how to cook a turkey in a garbage can

    What You'll Need:

    * metal trash can (15 gallon) *
    * wood or metal stake about 15 inches tall.
    * aluminum foil
    * charcoal briquettes (at least 10 pounds)
    * turkey

    Instructions:

    Step 1: Light a pile of coals. They will take about 30 minutes before they are ready to go. Proceed with the rest of the steps.

    Step 2: Find a suitable place to cook the turkey. You will be doing this on the ground with hot coals. Make sure the area is clear of flammable debris and don't do this on the grass it will burn in. Keep a shovel and water nearby.

    Step 3: Drive the stake into the ground and wrap with foil. Lay foil around the stake. The foil should extend about 10 inches past the rim of the trash can when the can is upside down on the ground.

    Step 4: Brush the turkey with oil and season to taste. Place a large ball of foil on top of stake and slide turkey onto it. The foil will help prevent the stake from poking through the tender meat.

    Step 5: Place the trash can over the turkey making sure to center the bird. Pile coals about three inches deep around the base of the can. Place another pile on top of the can.

    Step 6: Sit back and wait. A 10- to 12-pound bird takes about 90 minutes. A 20-pound bird takes close to three hours. Don't lift the can until the time is up, you will lose your heat! Be patient.

    Step 7: Use oven mitts to carefully remove the hot can. Check bird with instant read meat thermometer and look for 160-plus degrees in the deepest part of the turkey.

    * The USDA recommends against using galvanized metals for smoke boxes when smoking meat. Chemical residue contamination can result. Many online sources say you can minimize fumes by first burning off the treatment with a hot fire before using galvanized cans for cooking. A non-galvanized cooker is preferred.
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  • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
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    #2
    Do you remove the feathers first ???


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    • JohnnyJames
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      • Oct 2007
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      #3
      Originally posted by american pervert
      What You'll Need:

      * metal trash can (15 gallon) *

      Dang it. My wife SWORE plastic would be a mistake.

      I figured it'd be fine.

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      • american pervert
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        • Sep 2002
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        #4
        Originally posted by Balalsubturfyooj
        Do you remove the feathers first ???


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        in our country, when you go to buy a turkey it comes with the feathers already removed.
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        • Shagbunny
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          • Oct 2007
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          #5
          be sure to center the bird!

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          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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            • Jul 2004
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            #6




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            • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
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              #7
              Originally posted by american pervert
              in our country, when you go to buy a turkey it comes with the feathers already removed.
              WOW... that is good to hear... I'm somewhat relieved !

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              • O MARINA
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                • Mar 2003
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                #8
                idee vibrosee musor

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                • Ramos
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                  #9
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                  • sltr
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                    • Dec 2002
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                    #10
                    what beer goes well with garbage can turkey?

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                    • american pervert
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                      • Sep 2002
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by sltr
                      what beer goes well with garbage can turkey?
                      I would guess coors
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                      • american pervert
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by O MARINA
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                        so HAWT!!! nema i love you
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                        • O MARINA
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by american pervert
                          so HAWT!!! nema i love you


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                          • who
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                            • Aug 2003
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                            #14
                            It's actually a fairly good idea.

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                            • Mr. Romance
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                              #15
                              I like this idea..I wish I could find a turkey in Uruguay


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                              • JFK
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                                • Jan 2002
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                                #16
                                I still Love the deep fried turkey

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                                • pornguy
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                                  #17
                                  You have never tasted good turkey until you have smoked one yourself.



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                                  • Phoenix
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                                    #18
                                    is that an aluminum can?

                                    aluminum isnt good for us
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                                    • american pervert
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by JFK
                                      I still Love the deep fried turkey
                                      danielle at weg makes the BEST deep fried turkey
                                      I can resist everything except temptation

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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Phoenix
                                        is that an aluminum can?

                                        aluminum isnt good for us
                                        Although there's some contradicting studies, it's been found that alzheimer's patients' brains have higher than average aluminum concentrations. See: http://www.laleva.cc/environment/alu...lzheimer2.html (note: there's other studies that contradict this. The jury's is still out on this issue)

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                                        • sltr
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                                          #21
                                          i think it's the galvanized metal that is an issue in the cooking method

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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by sltr
                                            i think it's the galvanized metal that is an issue in the cooking method
                                            Yep. If it's not aluminum, then galvanized iron is still bad. Galvanized iron sheeting is usually coated with Zinc. Quite toxic at elevated levels. http://www.ajcn.org/cgi/content/abstract/51/2/225

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                                            • minniesoporno
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                                              #23
                                              I rather stick with steamed turkey but I do want to try a fried turkey though.

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                                              • baddog
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by pornguy
                                                You have never tasted good turkey until you have smoked one yourself.



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                                                • L-Pink
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                                                  #25
                                                  Most waste disposal companies will be happy to donate a 55 gallon drum provided you first empty it in your back yard.

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                                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by pornguy
                                                    You have never tasted good turkey until you have smoked one yourself.



                                                    Man man they are a bitch to get in the rolling papers
                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                    I keep tearing the papers.


                                                    That's why I have my turkey pipe...

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                                                    • Shey
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                                                      #27
                                                      I keep hearing about how good fried turkey is but I've seen people getting blown up doing it too
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                                                      • Spunky
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                                                        #28
                                                        Now I just gotta get Mum to try that idea

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                                                        • justFred
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


                                                          That's why I have my turkey pipe...

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                                                          hahaha.... oh man that's rich.

                                                          and as for the trash can.... not gonna cost you a lot more to buy a miniature smokehousing for your turkey instead, and you won't get cancer or Alzheimer's
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                                                          • shekinah
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by american pervert
                                                            in our country, when you go to buy a turkey it comes with the feathers already removed.
                                                            wow.. that's weird but sounds great!!

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                                                            • Spicoli
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by $5 submissions
                                                              Yep. If it's not aluminum, then galvanized iron is still bad. Galvanized iron sheeting is usually coated with Zinc. Quite toxic at elevated levels. http://www.ajcn.org/cgi/content/abstract/51/2/225
                                                              also, i think most galvanizing process's include cyanide, which may be tasty, but..............

                                                              .....
                                                              plated on the surface of the metal substrate using a zinc cyanide bath
                                                              ......

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                                                              maybe just add more gravy

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                                                              • JFK
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Shey
                                                                I keep hearing about how good fried turkey is but I've seen people getting blown up doing it too
                                                                there is no problem making it as long as you use common sense

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