I was chilling at the gas station pumping some over-priced $3.50 a gallon gas. I'm not big pimp'n so I drive a pretty modest vehicle but it's not a hooptie by any stretch. So I hear this rumbling in the background that catches my attention so I look up and see a brand new sweet at tits yellow Lamborghini Gallardo pull up. It was a thing of pure beauty and a very, very nice car! So the guy pulls up to the pump and gets out and gives me this look basically saying with his eyes, "I'm better than you, look at me, yeah, I'm driving this $150,000 car and you're not!" - for a lack of better words, he gave me that fuck you look. I'm a bigger man than that so I just go about my business. I'm watching the guy out of the corner of my eye and he's walking around almost as if he were doing an in-depth inspection on the side of the car. Maybe he curbed his tire or got a scratch...who knows. So I lean forward to look past the pump and the douchebag is looking for the gas tank! The funniest part is that it was on the other side of the car!!!!!
I'm sorry, I couldn't hold it in. I just busted out laughing my ass off! The guy was a mechanic or salesman or was just borrowing his buddy's car for a joy ride because he didn't know what side the fucking gas tank was on! The guy looked at me again in pure shame and got into his car and drove away. I watched him leave laughing the entire time! What a great fucking day!!!
P.S. Yeah, I know it could be his car and he just bought it but there are no Lamborghini dealerships within 400 miles from where I live so the chances of him getting the car and never needing to fill it up is very slim.