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  • Lord Nelson's gaping anus
    I scan my content from Penthouse
    • Feb 2006
    • 37

    #1

    Lord Nelson is wearing a wig and it stinks like swamp ass

    Lord Nelson is a cheap wig wearing fag who only posts here because he wants to sniff the underside of your ball sack.



    that troll must go.
    "Of course, the British navy has a long tradition of homosexuality - Admiral Lord Nelson notoriously asked Captain Hardy to 'feel my cock' with his dying words, and his crew subsequently hung their bare arses out of the Victory's gun ports to give him a 'twenty one bum' salute."

    **** Lord Nelson is a screaming fag-troll ****
  • Lord Nelson's gaping anus
    I scan my content from Penthouse
    • Feb 2006
    • 37

    #2
    Where did that snatch faced troll (Lord Nelson) go?

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    O RLY?
    "Of course, the British navy has a long tradition of homosexuality - Admiral Lord Nelson notoriously asked Captain Hardy to 'feel my cock' with his dying words, and his crew subsequently hung their bare arses out of the Victory's gun ports to give him a 'twenty one bum' salute."

    **** Lord Nelson is a screaming fag-troll ****

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    • Lord Nelson's gaping anus
      I scan my content from Penthouse
      • Feb 2006
      • 37

      #3

      Be on the look out for Lord Nelson the fag-troll.



      Distinguishing characteristics:
      Usually has cum sprayed all over his face and hair (by random men) and a bowling pin shoved up his ass.



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      "Of course, the British navy has a long tradition of homosexuality - Admiral Lord Nelson notoriously asked Captain Hardy to 'feel my cock' with his dying words, and his crew subsequently hung their bare arses out of the Victory's gun ports to give him a 'twenty one bum' salute."

      **** Lord Nelson is a screaming fag-troll ****

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      • fuzzylogic
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2004
        • 4796

        #4
        wtf does swamp ass smell like? i live in the desert...

        i need to know so i can watch out

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        • Lord Nelson's gaping anus
          I scan my content from Penthouse
          • Feb 2006
          • 37

          #5
          Originally posted by fuzzylogic
          wtf does swamp ass smell like? i live in the desert...

          i need to know so i can watch out


          Do NOT seek out the "swamp ass" smell!

          It is achieved by men who do an incredibly poor job of wiping their ass after taking a terrifying shit. They leave a lot of "remains" as well as spread shit it all over their ass-neck and the underside of their ball sack. Then they don't shower for days and they sweat a lot and they never change their underwear. The "swamp ass" smell is actually difficult to achieve, yet somehow, some guys come by it so easily. ?Swamp Ass? is extremely potent. If you ever run into it, you will probably pass out, so please be careful.






          Lord Nelson sucks swamp-ass smelling ball sacks!
          "Of course, the British navy has a long tradition of homosexuality - Admiral Lord Nelson notoriously asked Captain Hardy to 'feel my cock' with his dying words, and his crew subsequently hung their bare arses out of the Victory's gun ports to give him a 'twenty one bum' salute."

          **** Lord Nelson is a screaming fag-troll ****

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          • Lord Nelson's gaping anus
            I scan my content from Penthouse
            • Feb 2006
            • 37

            #6
            Mother fucker, what the fuck?

            Where did that sack of shit go? Lord "fag" Nelson, where are you scumbag?
            "Of course, the British navy has a long tradition of homosexuality - Admiral Lord Nelson notoriously asked Captain Hardy to 'feel my cock' with his dying words, and his crew subsequently hung their bare arses out of the Victory's gun ports to give him a 'twenty one bum' salute."

            **** Lord Nelson is a screaming fag-troll ****

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            • Lord Nelson's gaping anus
              I scan my content from Penthouse
              • Feb 2006
              • 37

              #7
              bump

              for Lord "Cock Smoking" Nelson and his disgusting fucking cum stained wig, his gaping anus and all his fucking annoying troll posts
              "Of course, the British navy has a long tradition of homosexuality - Admiral Lord Nelson notoriously asked Captain Hardy to 'feel my cock' with his dying words, and his crew subsequently hung their bare arses out of the Victory's gun ports to give him a 'twenty one bum' salute."

              **** Lord Nelson is a screaming fag-troll ****

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