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  • RedShoe
    赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
    • Feb 2001
    • 14831

    #1

    Can someone please translate this for me? Thanks. :)

    Here is an email I just received.


    "Hi. I will know why it stands the site can not be shown when I should enter the site. Thank you for an answer. Janne."


    What the fuck is Janne trying to tell me? Or.. ask me?

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  • chadglni
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 6924

    #2
    Originally posted by RedShoe
    Here is an email I just received.


    "Hi. I will know why it stands the site can not be shown when I should enter the site. Thank you for an answer. Janne."


    What the fuck is Janne trying to tell me? Or.. ask me?
    Let me rephrase.

    "Hi. When I should enter the site it can not be shown, I will know why it stands. Thank you for an answer. Janne."


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    • 3M TA3
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2005
      • 2972

      #3
      Janne can't get into your site, either a bad file or Janne is on a bad connection.

      I'd get right on this, you don't want to loose your inteligent surfers like this.

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      • OzMan
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2003
        • 9162

        #4
        Done!

        Ok it looks like the person cannot write English so they used an online translation service like Babelfish.

        So we simply retrace their steps. The only problem is determining their original language. I tried about eighty different ones until I found one that makes perfect sense.

        I translated the original text into Japanese and then retranslated it back into English.

        "Today. I me should enter to the place, when, that cannot show the place, you have known why it can stand. Answering thank you. Janne"

        Which obviously means that she was getting a join page error using her JCB card.

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        • NoWhErE
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Sep 2005
          • 10583

          #5
          Actually, it kinda sounds like bad french to english translation. In french,the word stand is also used to mean online.

          So she is probably getting an error page of some sort when trying to get into your site.
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          • Jakke PNG
            ex-TeenGodFather
            • Nov 2001
            • 20306

            #6
            Janne sounds like a finnish name.
            Email him back with,
            "hahaha214;hahaha246;hahaha246;hahaha246;.. hhahaha228;h? Mithahaha228; meinaat?"
            translated loosely
            "ehhhh... huh? What do you mean?"
            ..and I'm off.

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            • Jakke PNG
              ex-TeenGodFather
              • Nov 2001
              • 20306

              #7
              Well, that went well.. gfy discriminates against scandinavic letters.
              ..and I'm off.

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              • MandyBlake
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                • Nov 2002
                • 17761

                #8
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                • RedShoe
                  赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 14831

                  #9
                  TGF. What the fuck good is it to laugh at Janne email? I can't write back a bunch of hahahaha's. But thanks for trying.

                  And 3M TA3, money sees no intelligence. I don't care how dumb you are, I'll still charge you a monthly fee to look at pussy in my members area.

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                  • Ace_luffy
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                    • Feb 2005
                    • 12167

                    #10
                    She want a compliment from u.....just to say thank you....


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                    • Neighbor
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 1511

                      #11
                      ??

                      Huh, type she just cant

                      lol

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                      • European Lee
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 7133

                        #12
                        Its probably a muslim trying to fuck with you

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                        • Alex
                          So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 10963

                          #13
                          Redshoe get off your power trip.

                          Not everyone speaks English as a first language and if you could not make out anything that he just said maybe you need a lesson as well.
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                          • chadglni
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 6924

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RedShoe
                            TGF. What the fuck good is it to laugh at Janne email? I can't write back a bunch of hahahaha's. But thanks for trying.

                            And 3M TA3, money sees no intelligence. I don't care how dumb you are, I'll still charge you a monthly fee to look at pussy in my members area.


                            And Alex you are an idiot, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa.


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                            • cAn_taH
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 159

                              #15
                              Originally posted by RedShoe
                              Here is an email I just received.


                              "Hi. I will know why it stands the site can not be shown when I should enter the site. Thank you for an answer. Janne."


                              What the fuck is Janne trying to tell me? Or.. ask me?
                              Actually, "Danne" is typical swedish name, and the mail pretty much looks like a direct translation of swedish to english, probably "bablefish"
                              This is what he said:
                              "Hi. I´d like to know why the messege "page can not be found" is displayed when I try to enter your site."

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