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  • d00t
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 3766
    #1

    Dating a MORMON girl -- advice?

    How do you gently break it to her?

    Any tips?
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    • Doctor Dre
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 51692
      #2
      You just don't ... and I'm dead serious there.
      Originally posted by rayadp05
      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • d00t
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2002
          • 3766
          #3
          I have not gone that way but I'd like to....as a test .....while she's trying to get me into her cult I want to bring her into the wonderful world of real phun ;)

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            • JuiceMonkey
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2004
              • 3581
              #4
              right after you have sex, you turn to her and point to your wall and say "see that hidden camera over there.."

              then burn the bible and jump around naked
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                • The Ghost
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                  • Oct 2004
                  • 12188
                  #5
                  Sounds like a recipe for disaster. Cause even if she's fine with it for the time being, she will revert right back to her roots. Maybe you'll be lucky, but this is from personal experience
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                    • nico-t
                      emperor of my world
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 29901
                      #6
                      Originally posted by JuiceMonkey
                      right after you have sex, you turn to her and point to your wall and say "see that hidden camera over there.."

                      then burn the bible and jump around naked
                      hahaha great tip

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                        • Deej
                          I make pixels work
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 24386
                          #7
                          a lot of mormons are hypocrites. I know this girl that was dating a mormon guy, HE broke up with HER because she would'nt PEE on HIM!!!

                          Funk Dat!

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                            • ffmihai
                              keep walking...
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 7177
                              #8
                              i guess her brothers are watching you so be gentle!

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                                • JuiceMonkey
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 3581
                                  #9
                                  keep the mormon talk to a minimum... you might offend some one on the board...
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                                    • Kinky John
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 655
                                      #10
                                      So long as she aint Mormon in bed and she dont have a large family come stay

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                                        • RayBonga
                                          too cool for highschool
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 12164
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by JuiceMonkey
                                          right after you have sex, you turn to her and point to your wall and say "see that hidden camera over there.."
                                          Then release the tape on gfy and tell her "you're a pornstar now, to late to go back".

                                          Then start a new affiliate program at mormongangbangs.com

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                                            • d00t
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 3766
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by RayBonga
                                              Then start a new affiliate program at mormongangbangs.com

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                                                • jimthefiend
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 18889
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                  You just don't ... and I'm dead serious there.


                                                  Word.









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                                                    • Grapesoda
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 46234
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by d00t
                                                      How do you gently break it to her?

                                                      Any tips?
                                                      save a lot of food, tolit paper and stuff in yer closet and you'll be fine, also find out who all yer ancesters where all the way back to 'adam' so you can get them converted over and everything will work out for you guys oh and pick out yer 'planet'

                                                      over and out -bmb

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                                                        • JuiceMonkey
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 3581
                                                          #15
                                                          when did they add the extra m to "moron" anyways?
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                                                            • woj
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                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 47880
                                                              #16
                                                              I just realized you said mormon girl not moron girl..
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                                                                • Hotrocket
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 1327
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Danger Will Robinson! Danger! lol

                                                                  I am a big believer in being honest about what ya do..nuttin but trouble if you don't..
                                                                  I went out with this girl a while back...we got along great..almost a perfect date..I was feelin so positive, I decide to tell her what I do for a living..
                                                                  Well the look on her face said it all..you would have thought I said I liked killing babies for sport...lol she didnt even want a ride home..lmao!
                                                                  that bitch finished her dinner tho...what fuckin nerve huh?..lol

                                                                  anyway...just gotta bite the bullet and tell her..otherwise it will come back to bite ya later..and you will have wasted alot of time and effort for nothing. good luck tho

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                                                                    • ozmatt
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 1843
                                                                      #18
                                                                      too much hassle, just dont go there

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                                                                        • Fabien
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 4789
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I'll say it again
                                                                          RELIGON SUCKS ASS
                                                                          ALL OF THEM !

                                                                          Creates conflicts after conflits and this since the begining

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                                                                            • Grapesoda
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 46234
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by JuiceMonkey
                                                                              when did they add the extra m to "moron" anyways?

                                                                              gee whiz, last week . . where ya been bro? to busy with the fleshlite?

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                                                                                • AmateurFlix
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                  • 7762
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by JuiceMonkey
                                                                                  when did they add the extra m to "moron" anyways?

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                                                                                    • swedguy
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 7981
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Deej
                                                                                      a lot of mormons are hypocrites. I know this girl that was dating a mormon guy, HE broke up with HER because she would'nt PEE on HIM!!!

                                                                                      Funk Dat!
                                                                                      I'd dump her too for being too prude.

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                                                                                        • nofx
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                          • 16826
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I would pee on her chest

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                                                                                            • stev0
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                              • 6801
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              mormon's are fucked, run while you can! lol

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                                                                                                • leggs
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                                  • 761
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by d00t
                                                                                                  How do you gently break it to her?

                                                                                                  Any tips?
                                                                                                  Belladona is a mormon...
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                                                                                                    • QualityMpegs
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                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                      • 3521
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I used to date a Mormon, at least she said she was a mormon, not really practicing, but she actually submitted galleries for me back then.

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                                                                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                                          • 19714
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by JuiceMonkey
                                                                                                          when did they add the extra m to "moron" anyways?

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                                                                                                            • jjjay
                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                                              • 1813
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by d00t
                                                                                                              How do you gently break it to her?

                                                                                                              Any tips?
                                                                                                              tell her you worship satan

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                                                                                                                • sfera
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                  • 8597
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  show her your compute

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                                                                                                                    • SirMoby
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                      • 583
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Would you ask the same question if you were dating a Catholic? Buy a Flesh Light.

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                                                                                                                        • ajrocks
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                                                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                          • 4526
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Get her drunk and fuck her ass she will be fine.
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                                                                                                                            • The Sultan Of Smut
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                                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                              • 4325
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I've dated a few Mormon chicks over the years (had no choince since I lived in a Mormon town...) and one thing I discovered was that they are far more curious about sex than the average girl. The best thing you can do in any relationship is just be yourself. If you don't then you'll never be happy.

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                                                                                                                                • 3M TA3
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                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 2972
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by The Sultan Of Smut
                                                                                                                                  I've dated a few Mormon chicks over the years (had no choince since I lived in a Mormon town...) and one thing I discovered was that they are far more curious about sex than the average girl.

                                                                                                                                  yup and they like it in the butt, some girls are still saving their virginity for marrage.

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                                                                                                                                    • pixieboy
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                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 202
                                                                                                                                      #34

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                                                                                                                                        • dissipate
                                                                                                                                          The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 8904
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          easy, stick it in her pooper.

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                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by pixieboy
                                                                                                                                              well that pic changes things....

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