Do you think any of Jesus's carpentry work survives?

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  • Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2002
    • 7515

    #1

    Do you think any of Jesus's carpentry work survives?

    Imagine you're sitting on a chair constructed by the Christ.
  • D
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2006
    • 7412

    #2
    I'd say no.

    Wood is organic in nature, and deteriorates over time... if untreated, in a matter of a few years.

    I mean, there are exceptions... for example, ancient kauri of New Zealand and the wooden boats at the bottom of the Black Sea... bot most of those have had some sort of protective seal over them - I can't think of any examples of exposed wood lasting even a thousand years, let alone twice that.

    Wood be cool, though... too bad he wasn't a mason.
    -D.
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    • StuartD
      Sofa King Band
      • Jul 2002
      • 29903

      #3
      sitting on a chair constructed by the Christ???

      Damn you are dumb.
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      • Sands
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2007
        • 3134

        #4
        Carpentry is just a myth.

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        • jpwhits
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2004
          • 1045

          #5
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          • hateman
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2003
            • 1623

            #6
            Lets see, rising from the dead or a jew doing manual labor; which is easier to believe?

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            • iSMOKE
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2007
              • 1028

              #7
              Originally posted by hateman
              Lets see, rising from the dead or a jew doing manual labor; which is easier to believe?

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              • Brother Bilo
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2007
                • 4193

                #8
                This is stupid. Everyone knows that Jesus didn't build anything, God just created it like he did with everything else in the world.

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                • IllTestYourGirls
                  Ah My Balls
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 14311

                  #9
                  They have found some!

                  http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/4150

                  I love this skit.

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                  • crockett
                    in a van by the river
                    • May 2003
                    • 76818

                    #10
                    I think my toilet paper holder was built by Jesus Christ. Thats what I say every time the roll falls off it.
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                    • JFK
                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 67369

                      #11
                      Originally posted by crockett
                      I think my toilet paper holder was built by Jesus Christ. Thats what I say every time the roll falls off it.
                      NO Shit??

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                      • D
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 7412

                        #12
                        Originally posted by JFK
                        NO Shit??
                        No... there's plenty of shit.

                        That's why he's reaching for it in the first place.

                        -D.
                        ICQ: 202-96-31

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                        • MikeVega
                          **Porntrepreneur**
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 12788

                          #13
                          Carpentry was made up to explain how chairs and tables got here ... :2cents


                          Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                          • who
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 19593

                            #14
                            Originally posted by hateman
                            Lets see, rising from the dead or a jew doing manual labor; which is easier to believe?
                            Jesus wasn't a jew.

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                            • bns666
                              Confirmed Fetishist
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 11549

                              #15
                              jesus built my hotrod...
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