Thank you for that, I appreciate a free bump.
NOW to everybody out there that think it's right to waste a honest person's time - GO FUCK YOURSELF.
2 out 3 people contacting me want coding advice and waste my time for no good reason. If you want to code on your own - LEARN HOW TO DO IT.
This guy came on ICQ and asked me for a CODE SNIPPET to convert gif to jpg and I told him to use ImageMagick, then he pasted me his current code and asked for a quote. I told him it won't cost more than $25 to INTEGRATE MY CODE IN HIS EXISTING SYSTEM - I wanted to help him quickly and get some money out of it, since I understood that he won't be needing anything special from me and that he's *most probably* another poor webmaster like myself that is unable to afford paying me for anything else.
He said "no, sorry I don't give my code to anyone"... OH MY FUCKING LOL!
I've had 10s of webmasters contacting me to ask for help, yet they can't afford it and waste my time asking how to do it on their own, but this guy is the STAR!!!
Dear sire, thank you for adding me to your ignore list and making me the favour of NOT CHATTING WITH YOU. Go to php.net, download the PHP manual and do it on your own, it's easy and it will cost you only SEVERAL HOURS
It's a fact, I'm now officially a real GFY drama queen!