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Rocky · 02-07-2003, 01:10 AM

london, ontario only had a lousy theme park called "Storybook Gardens" and a bridge named after Lawrence Welk so....

i had to move to Toronto, which is like a giant ant hill and has a tower that looks like a cock and a stadium that looks like a pussy and the whole city smells like piss so....

i had to move to Calgary, which i fondly renamed Salem, Alberta, because it has rules for everything and the premier is drunk more often than sober and the cowboys put leather straps on the broncs balls so....

i had to move to ROCKY'S GOPHER RANCH in Saskatchewan

any more questions fuckers???

02-07-2003, 01:10 AM
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	london, ontario only had a lousy theme park called "Storybook Gardens" and a bridge named after Lawrence Welk so.... i had to move to Toronto, which is like a giant ant hill and has a tower that looks like a cock and a stadium that looks like a pussy and the whole city smells like piss so.... i had to move to Calgary, which i fondly renamed Salem, Alberta, because it has rules for everything and the premier is drunk more often than sober and the cowboys put leather straps on the broncs balls so.... i had to move to ROCKY'S GOPHER RANCH in Saskatchewan any more questions fuckers??? __________________ Are you down with Sin?