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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #1

    Chuck responds to "Internet Facts"

    IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET


    I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
    ~ Chuck Norris
  • Harmon
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    • Mar 2004
    • 20013

    #2
    Yup, I know... he let us all down
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    • BoyAlley
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      • Nov 2004
      • 19714

      #3
      Actually pretty cool. Most celebrities would be trying to sue every page on the internet that has their name on it........

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      • RuthB
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        • May 2005
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        #4
        nice plug for his book tho
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        • czarina
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          • Jul 2002
          • 10751

          #5
          Ummm. Was that really important?? But the books could be good.

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          • StuartD
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            • Jul 2002
            • 29903

            #6
            his response is an advertisement for his books.
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            • BradM
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              • Dec 2003
              • 3397

              #7
              Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
              his response is an advertisement for his books.
              Yep. I would have been like "and it's true, I did roundhouse kick Ghandi."

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              • Phoenix
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                • Nov 2002
                • 35475

                #8
                dont be talkin smack about chuck
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                • RevSand
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                  • Oct 2003
                  • 8151

                  #9
                  Pretty cool reply and a good business one to just use it as a way to get more press for his own projects..


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                  • Downtime
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                    • May 2004
                    • 7320

                    #10
                    that's cool he responded, i wish he woulda said which one was his favorite though, or that "they are all true" lol
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                    • alexg
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                      • Aug 2003
                      • 11287

                      #11
                      so he didn't really count to infinity?

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                      • Pryda
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                        • Dec 2005
                        • 906

                        #12
                        hehe, cool guy
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                        • Dollarmansteve
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                          • May 2005
                          • 2849

                          #13
                          Chuck Norris doesn't 'respond' to random facts being generated on the internet, he goes back in time and kills their grandfather so they can never come into existence.
                          I died.

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                          • jade_dragon
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                            • May 2004
                            • 1737

                            #14
                            Yeah I would have plugged the books and then made a joke like "ps, its all true" or made up another fact myself to put into existance.
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                            • SomeCreep
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                              • Mar 2003
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Phoenix
                              dont be talkin smack about chuck
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                              • Clicky_Bucks
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                                • Jul 2004
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                                #16
                                Chuck Norris once turned a harmless running internet joke into advertising for his new novel and autobiography. He netted nearly five times more profit in one week than the entire earth makes in one year. Chuck Norris than stood up in his living room, did a shadow roundhouse kick and the original creator of the Chuck Norris internet jokes exploded right where he was, 5000 miles away.
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                                • uno
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                                  • Dec 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jade_dragon
                                  Yeah I would have plugged the books and then made a joke like "ps, its all true" or made up another fact myself to put into existance.
                                  A Chuck Norris fact from Chuck Norris would have been great.
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                                  • jacked
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                                    • May 2004
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                                    #18
                                    what a fag... no ninjuto kicks to the chest for the e-diot who started up the chuck norris facts? he's gone soft
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                                    • SilentKnight
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                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 24812

                                      #19
                                      My fave Norris fact:

                                      Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

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                                      • Manowar
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                                        • Dec 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Clicky_Bucks
                                        Chuck Norris once turned a harmless running internet joke into advertising for his new novel and autobiography. He netted nearly five times more profit in one week than the entire earth makes in one year. Chuck Norris than stood up in his living room, did a shadow roundhouse kick and the original creator of the Chuck Norris internet jokes exploded right where he was, 5000 miles away.

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                                        • Violetta
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                                          • Jul 2004
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                                          #21
                                          that's sad! I mean, he has counted to infinity TWICE!! lol
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                                          • Nembrionic
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                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 2424

                                            #22
                                            Welcome to fucking last month!

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                                            • reynold
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 51271

                                              #23
                                              Very well said...

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