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  • Halcyon
    Spread The Pink!
    • Dec 2002
    • 8609

    #1

    My Valentine to you is in my sig

    um...see..um, you know.

    (from this week's FLASHCA$H newsletter. Which is hilarious, written by me, and free to all FLASHCA$H webmasters)
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  • Elli
    Reach for those stars!
    • Apr 2003
    • 17991

    #2
    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeww
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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #3
      and it's a GOOD smell

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      • Lee Hotti
        I am ICE's Fluffer!!!
        • Jan 2006
        • 306

        #4
        Tell Tassy that I think she is fucking hot for a white girl! You are the man dude!

        Lee Hotti
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        BC Mexico

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        • Halcyon
          Spread The Pink!
          • Dec 2002
          • 8609

          #5
          Originally posted by Lee Hotti
          Tell Tassy that I think she is fucking hot for a white girl! You are the man dude!

          Coming from you, that is quite a compliment. Thank you.
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          • BradM
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2003
            • 3397

            #6
            LOL that's friggin hillarious.

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            • RayBonga
              too cool for highschool
              • Nov 2005
              • 12164

              #7
              You are such a romantic!

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              • BoyAlley
                So Fucking Gay
                • Nov 2004
                • 19714

                #8
                How did you know?

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                • Stallion
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 6632

                  #9
                  Thanks, I think.. lol
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                  • Fresh
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 4920

                    #10
                    lmaoooo!


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                    • DWB
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 31779

                      #11
                      ugh. semen has such a unique smell... when you walk into a peep show booth the smell about knocks you down. then some fag sticks his cock through the glory hole while your trying to rub one off and he kills your mood and you hold a lighter to his cock... but god... that smell mixed with burning cock flesh is the worst.

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                      • Halcyon
                        Spread The Pink!
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 8609

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                        ugh. semen has such a unique smell... when you walk into a peep show booth the smell about knocks you down. then some fag sticks his cock through the glory hole while your trying to rub one off and he kills your mood and you hold a lighter to his cock... but god... that smell mixed with burning cock flesh is the worst.
                        LOL. That sounded like Jack Handy on acid.
                        HAL on TEDx:

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                        • NoWhErE
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 10585

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Halcyon
                          LOL. That sounded like Jack Handy on acid.


                          I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system
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                          • Gabriel
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 4789

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                            ugh. semen has such a unique smell... when you walk into a peep show booth the smell about knocks you down. then some fag sticks his cock through the glory hole while your trying to rub one off and he kills your mood and you hold a lighter to his cock... but god... that smell mixed with burning cock flesh is the worst.
                            ROFLMAO

                            "Was that outloud?"
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                            • Halcyon
                              Spread The Pink!
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 8609

                              #15
                              Originally posted by NoWhErE
                              I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system
                              I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle...not screaming and panicked like the passengers on his bus.

                              (paraphrased)
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                              • WME
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2004
                                • 1005

                                #16
                                a man would be confused if he recieves such teddy bear. was it his own semen or another man's?
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