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1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
A pickled onion sandwich
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
A platypus.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I sing "La Traviata" to it. It brings tears to its eyes.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you, is
your dream house that is.. (what size?)
A van by the river.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No. There's a moat with sharks with laser beams attached to their heads though.
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on it?
A slinky toy.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
The Stanley one.
8. What do you do with the cup?
I hold it over my head and scream "I'm going to Disneyland!"
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?
A puddle.
10. How will you cross the water?
I jump over it flapping my arms like a chicken.
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