Are you a PERFECT boyfriend (girlfriend) ?

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  • Denis_SC
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 2332
    #1

    Are you a PERFECT boyfriend (girlfriend) ?

    8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...

    Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised

    In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S
    ----------------

    Or in other words...

    Naughy, Obnoxious, Throbbing, Hunter, Asshole, Prick, Prat, Evasive, Narky, Idiotic, Nasty, Grouchy

    N.O.T.H.A.P.P.E.N.I.N.G
    ----------------

    8 qualities of a PERFECT girlfriend...

    Beautiful; Impish, Gorgeous; Bare; Rescuer; Extreme, Amazing; Sassy; Tremendous; Safe

    B.I.G.B.R.E.A.S.T.S.

    Denis B.
    ICQ 342-587-607
    denis AT detamed.com
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    • montythestrange
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2005
      • 184
      #2
      if this was funny, i would be laughing.
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        • MandyBlake
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          • Nov 2002
          • 17761
          #3
          very cute.
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            • joefriday
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2006
              • 1090
              #4
              Originally posted by MandyBlake
              very cute.

              Not cute.
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                • BoyAlley
                  So Fucking Gay
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 19714
                  #5
                  What is it with all these peoples trying to be the funnay today? It's not werkin for em at ALL......

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                    • Manowar
                      jellyfish  
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 71528
                      #6
                      Originally posted by joefriday
                      Not cute.

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                        • haig
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 317
                          #7
                          none Alcoholik :P
                          its not acording to me, however my girl friend doesn't care about it

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                            • Jennyfer
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 1708
                              #8
                              Yes, i am ;)
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                                • everestcash
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 2194
                                  #9
                                  that'd be me

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                                    • dynastoned
                                      mmm yeah!
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 5061
                                      #10
                                      nobodies perfect...

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                                        • TurboAngel
                                          H.B.I.C.
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 30122
                                          #11
                                          That would be a yes?

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                                            • WME
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 1005
                                              #12
                                              can I have that beer, angel?




                                              ...no, I'll take the breast instead.
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                                                • IWantU_Jeff
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 2092
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                  That would be a yes?

                                                  errr what kind of beer is that?
                                                  yowzas!
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                                                    • Scott McD
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 67792
                                                      #14
                                                      Perfect ? No.



                                                      Big penis however ???



















                                                      No.


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                                                        • reynold
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 51271
                                                          #15
                                                          Nobody's perfect but I'm trying to be one.

                                                          Excuse me, can I have the image behind the beer?

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                                                            • d00t
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 3766
                                                              #16
                                                              I was sent to earth purely to please women.
                                                              Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

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