Who here is actually a real webmaster?

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  • BlingDaddy
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 6343

    #101
    101 webmasters.... and I have no idea what I'm doing.
    Every Day... Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station!
    Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station!

    The Daily Bag of Douche - Humor at it's FINEST.

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    • Baker Rd
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2005
      • 647

      #102
      html, php, mysql, vb, java, photoshop, apache, unix, avid, anystream, etc.. etc..

      i'm a developer not a webmaster, much more money
      money talks and bullshit walks.

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      • Anthony
        Keyboard Warrior
        • Feb 2001
        • 9653

        #103
        Originally posted by Baker Rd
        html, php, mysql, vb, java, photoshop, apache, unix, avid, anystream, etc.. etc..

        i'm a developer not a webmaster, much more money
        I beg to differ.

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        • profligate
          Registered User
          • Jan 2006
          • 76

          #104
          Originally posted by llporter
          i like porn and i like money -- so far it is a formula that has worked well for me
          DO you really live in Boston? cause I live in pepperell about 45 minutes west on rt2 Do you have icq? hit me up if you do.

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          • Baker Rd
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2005
            • 647

            #105
            Originally posted by Anthony
            I beg to differ.
            Differ all you want, when you as good as I am the money is far superior and there is not nearly as much stress
            money talks and bullshit walks.

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            • Tom_PM
              Porn Meister
              • Feb 2005
              • 16443

              #106
              I'm a real webmaster. I know things. I do things. But a tree never fell on my boat. I dont have a boat.
              43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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              • FlyingIguana
                aspiring banker
                • Mar 2002
                • 10870

                #107
                Originally posted by Headless
                Are you one?

                Can you write html?

                Do you know your way around photoshop?

                How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

                You know anything about automation?

                Do you know how to read your stats?


                I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....
                i can make a mean lens flare

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                • FlexxAeon
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2003
                  • 3765

                  #108
                  Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                  i can make a mean lens flare


                  Designer : "What ya need? Outter bevel? Inner bevel?? Emboss???.......3pt STROKE??????? I got it covered!"
                  Last edited by FlexxAeon; 02-01-2006, 11:17 AM.
                  flexx [dot] aeon [at] gmail

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                  • BDSMpersonals
                    Registered User
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 42

                    #109
                    Anyone who has enough skill to make money is a webmaster. I don't code, I contract that and code is written to my specs. But I know seo and tons of other stuff not on that list and I make good money.
                    Selling all my BDSM domains.

                    http://www.BDSMstories.com/bdsm.domains.for.sale.html

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                    • FlexxAeon
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2003
                      • 3765

                      #110
                      making money is great but it does not make someone a webmaster by definition, which is what i think Headless was getting at
                      flexx [dot] aeon [at] gmail

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                      • JamesK2
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 6589

                        #111
                        Originally posted by Headless
                        Are you one?

                        Can you write html?

                        Do you know your way around photoshop?

                        How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

                        You know anything about automation?

                        Do you know how to read your stats?


                        I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....
                        Yes on all

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                        • Spider Ninja
                          Registered User
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 2051

                          #112
                          telnet, I thought everyone uses ssh now

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                          • toddler
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 1911

                            #113
                            Originally posted by Spider Ninja
                            telnet, I thought everyone uses ssh now
                            They should. Using telnet, and frankly ftp, is just asking for trouble.

                            How many of you have your mysql db's open to the world? How many of you even know how you would know?
                            http://www.flickr.com/photos/zoddler/

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                            • Spider Ninja
                              Registered User
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 2051

                              #114
                              Originally posted by toddler
                              They should. Using telnet, and frankly ftp, is just asking for trouble.

                              How many of you have your mysql db's open to the world? How many of you even know how you would know?
                              ahhh...I've read about this...true

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                              • BSleazy
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 6721

                                #115
                                I know a little about a lot
                                icq 156131086

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                                • BigCashCrew
                                  Registered User
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 3570

                                  #116
                                  yes to all. i feel like a million bucks

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                                  • Persignup Dustin
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2005
                                    • 871

                                    #117
                                    not really, no, no, no and no. That's why I'm on this bitch trolling the boards regularly...trying to LEARN


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                                    • Spider Ninja
                                      Registered User
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 2051

                                      #118
                                      Originally posted by Persignup Dustin
                                      not really, no, no, no and no. That's why I'm on this bitch trolling the boards regularly...trying to LEARN

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                                      • Anthony
                                        Keyboard Warrior
                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 9653

                                        #119
                                        Originally posted by Baker Rd
                                        Differ all you want, when you as good as I am the money is far superior and there is not nearly as much stress
                                        That's a totally different statement than what you originally posted.


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                                        • Spider Ninja
                                          Registered User
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 2051

                                          #120
                                          Originally posted by Baker Rd
                                          html, php, mysql, vb, java, photoshop, apache, unix, avid, anystream, etc.. etc..

                                          i'm a developer not a webmaster, much more money
                                          w00t...this man is high tech

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                                          • TDF
                                            Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 27296

                                            #121
                                            i just know how to make money..
                                            Sig heil

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                                            • FlyingIguana
                                              aspiring banker
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 10870

                                              #122
                                              Originally posted by FlexxAeon
                                              making money is great but it does not make someone a webmaster by definition, which is what i think Headless was getting at
                                              i can't do all those but i am a webmaster. as i said to some non industry people who didn't like the lack of pretty graphics on my free sites, etc. surfers don't jerk off to logo's.

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