Who here is actually a real webmaster?

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  • paterson3713
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 190

    #51
    50 clueless program reps

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    • Krille
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 2436

      #52
      a real webmaster working for pornkings would make sure all sites are working and not pointing to domainparking sites...

      http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=570738

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      • Spider Ninja
        Registered User
        • Nov 2005
        • 2051

        #53
        Originally posted by paterson3713
        50 clueless program reps
        rep-a-mania

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        • Headless
          Registered User
          • Jan 2001
          • 26727

          #54
          Originally posted by Krille
          a real webmaster working for pornkings would make sure all sites are working and not pointing to domainparking sites...

          http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=570738
          Stop trolling for dirt. You will loose each time.

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          • Krille
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 2436

            #55
            Originally posted by Headless
            Stop trolling for dirt. You will loose each time.
            stop, you are scaring me!

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            • FlexxAeon
              Confirmed User
              • May 2003
              • 3765

              #56
              i can build a bad ass website with only photoshop and notepad
              flexx [dot] aeon [at] gmail

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              • INever
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 4028

                #57
                ranking in the serps and $ in the bank = webmaster
                I love Camdough

                airvpn

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                • Spider Ninja
                  Registered User
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 2051

                  #58
                  Originally posted by FlexxAeon
                  i can build a bad ass website with only photoshop and notepad

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                  • Tanker
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2000
                    • 9287

                    #59
                    Its official as of today I am a webmaster

                    I always wondered what they do! you listed the credentials and I can accomplish the list

                    Thanks Jayman you have given me a bit of hope!

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                    • darnit
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 2439

                      #60
                      Originally posted by 3M TA3
                      all I have is ICQ and a picture of a Ferrari
                      best. answer. yet.

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                      • V_RocKs
                        Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 32451

                        #61
                        Do you know how to template a site with 40,000 webpages with only 1 PHP page?

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                        • media
                          Confirmed Moneymaker
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 9853

                          #62
                          I'd say 2/3 of the webmaster population is not really a true webmaster.. more of a wysiwyg type person with limited scripting knownledge...
                          I'm here for the violence!

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                          • tranza
                            ICQ: 197-556-237
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 57559

                            #63
                            The only no would be to telnet.

                            I'm just a newbie.

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                            • Nicky
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 30071

                              #64
                              I do think of my self as a webmaster after 6+ years doing adult websites and everything that comes around it.....

                              gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                              • Manowar
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                                • Dec 2003
                                • 71528

                                #65
                                whats a websight?

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                                • polle54
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 4626

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Headless
                                  Are you one?

                                  Can you write html?

                                  Do you know your way around photoshop?

                                  How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

                                  You know anything about automation?

                                  Do you know how to read your stats?


                                  I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

                                  Yes to all of those subject and you can xhtml, css, php and C++.
                                  Soon assembly and C embedded.
                                  In a year or so I will have good knowledge of these two subjects as well.

                                  I use automation in many different ways.
                                  I manage adult sites with around 100k/day total traffic.
                                  I have a few gambling sites.
                                  I make danish homesites with full admin parts.

                                  I would like to call myself a webmaster, not a professionel one at the moment though.
                                  ICQ# 143561781

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                                  • polle54
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 4626

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by datatank
                                    Can you write html? Nope but dreamweaver can and so can my web compliant html guy can for anything critical

                                    Do you know your way around photoshop? Yes

                                    How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? SSH sure Mysql I have but dont mess with now days

                                    You know anything about automation? I have a few cars yes

                                    Do you know how to read your stats? I try not to check stats to much I check P and L spreadsheets monthly

                                    Dreamweaver is gay, I prefer to code my sites in notepad
                                    ICQ# 143561781

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                                    • mikeyddddd
                                      Viva la vulva!
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 16557

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Headless
                                      Who here is actually a real webmaster?
                                      I am a reasonable facsimile.

                                      Can you write html?

                                      Do you know your way around photoshop?

                                      How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

                                      You know anything about automation?

                                      Do you know how to read your stats?

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                                      • woj
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                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 47880

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by 3M TA3
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                                        • Fabien
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                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 4789

                                          #70
                                          Where's the free porn ?

                                          Xpics rules

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                                          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                            WW4L
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 10581

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                            i stare at boobs all day
                                            then you are a true webmaster

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                                            • onlytease
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                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 1553

                                              #72
                                              yes to them all.
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                                              • B2BwithJoeD
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                                                • Apr 2004
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                                                #73
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                                                • Stallion
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                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 6632

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by Headless
                                                  Are you one?

                                                  Can you write html?

                                                  Do you know your way around photoshop?

                                                  How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

                                                  You know anything about automation?

                                                  Do you know how to read your stats?


                                                  I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

                                                  yes to all the above, I pass wooohooo
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                                                  • PussyTeenies
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                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 6496

                                                    #75
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                                                    • EroticySteve
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                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 4365

                                                      #76
                                                      4 out of 5 aint bad.
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                                                      • Kinky John
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                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                        • 655

                                                        #77
                                                        i guess i aint a webmaster then . . mainly a shooter tbh

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                                                        • Anthony
                                                          Keyboard Warrior
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 9653

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Headless
                                                          Are you one?

                                                          Can you write html?

                                                          Do you know your way around photoshop?

                                                          How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

                                                          You know anything about automation?

                                                          Do you know how to read your stats?


                                                          I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....
                                                          Wow.

                                                          Wish I could do that.

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                                                          • Spunky
                                                            I need a beer
                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                            • 133978

                                                            #79
                                                            I do most things except photoshop..I just hire someone to do the design stuff

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                                                            • Ice
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 26053

                                                              #80
                                                              Are you one?

                                                              Yes

                                                              Can you write html?

                                                              Yes

                                                              Do you know your way around photoshop?

                                                              Yes

                                                              How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

                                                              Yes

                                                              You know anything about automation?

                                                              Yes

                                                              Do you know how to read your stats?

                                                              Yes
                                                              icq 1904905

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                                                              • Doc911
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                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                • 3695

                                                                #81
                                                                all of the above and much much more


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                                                                • twist
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                  • 415

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Focus what you're good at and hire others for the rest is my motto.
                                                                  I love big boobs.

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                                                                  • Headless
                                                                    Registered User
                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 26727

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                    Wow.

                                                                    Wish I could do that.

                                                                    One day young grasshopper.... one day....

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                                                                    • StuartD
                                                                      Sofa King Band
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 29903

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by Headless
                                                                      Are you one?

                                                                      Can you write html?

                                                                      Do you know your way around photoshop?

                                                                      How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

                                                                      You know anything about automation?

                                                                      Do you know how to read your stats?


                                                                      I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....
                                                                      It's so sad that I do know all those things. I really need a life
                                                                      This is me on facebook
                                                                      This is me on twitter

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                                                                      • Anthony
                                                                        Keyboard Warrior
                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                        • 9653

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Headless
                                                                        One day young grasshopper.... one day....
                                                                        Can you teach me, my master?

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                                                                        • Headless
                                                                          Registered User
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 26727

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                          Can you teach me, my master?
                                                                          Nope, no can do...

                                                                          noooob

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                                                                          • Deej
                                                                            I make pixels work
                                                                            • Jun 2005
                                                                            • 24386

                                                                            #87
                                                                            WHo needs HTML.....when we all have Geocities

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                                                                            • Anthony
                                                                              Keyboard Warrior
                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 9653

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by Headless
                                                                              Nope, no can do...

                                                                              noooob
                                                                              PPPPlllleeeeaaasssseeee?

                                                                              I wanna make enough money to quit my day job at Wendy's.

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                                                                              • blazin
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                • 2781

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Can do most technical things myself, don't know how to use photoshop though.. my skills are mostly sys admin, software development & integration.

                                                                                Know html & basic css stuff, but I use dreamweaver since it makes life a hell of a lot easier.
                                                                                I don't endorse a god damn thing......

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                                                                                • monro
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                  • 787

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                                                  It scares me how untechnical most webmasters are.
                                                                                  Yes, and all those jet pilots who can't change engines.

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                                                                                  • Anthony
                                                                                    Keyboard Warrior
                                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                                    • 9653

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                                                    It scares me how untechnical most webmasters are.
                                                                                    That's why I hire programmers.

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                                                                                    • Pornwolf
                                                                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 22712

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      I'll be honest, I consider Telnet the black screen of death for me. I always feel like I'm gonna crash the server everytime I have to use it.
                                                                                      I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                                      Webair, bitches.

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                                                                                      • mardigras
                                                                                        Bon temps!
                                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                                        • 14194

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        "Can you write html?"

                                                                                        Yes, and because of the way I learned I use no editors. It's strictly notepad except the occasion when the file is too large, then I use wordpad.

                                                                                        "Do you know your way around photoshop?"

                                                                                        Enough for my current needs but advancing is on my to do list

                                                                                        "How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?"

                                                                                        Check on FTP, CHMOD, etc, I don't use telnet, I don't write php but I can set up a mysql database, install a script and have gotten comfortable enough around scripts I can extract just the parts I want to customize a page without breaking the rest

                                                                                        "You know anything about automation?"

                                                                                        Been tinkering with this a good bit lately. I Just modified and set up a calendar script for a nightclub's website that I maintain that takes the data and displays it in 4 locations on their site (today's events spotlighted at the top the main page, a list of the upcoming week's events also on the main page, a separate full schedule page and a calendar view). For other sites I have set up scripts to dole out random and daily items to give an appearance of "constantly updated" sometimes supplimented with 3rd party plugins.

                                                                                        "Do you know how to read your stats?"

                                                                                        Yep. I find especially interesting how people got to my site and what they were searching for.

                                                                                        "I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is....."

                                                                                        I'm real. I can build a functional webpage. I don't know if I'm wtf
                                                                                        .

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                                                                                        • Sam Granger
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                          • 3958

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          I am, just not an adult one yet

                                                                                          Are you one? - yes

                                                                                          Can you write html? - yes (xhtml, css, tableless, you name it)

                                                                                          Do you know your way around photoshop? - yes

                                                                                          How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? - yes, i could even upload through dos or cmd if needed. I know php a bit and sql

                                                                                          You know anything about automation? - yes

                                                                                          Do you know how to read your stats? - yes

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                                                                                          • Roald
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                                                                                            • May 2001
                                                                                            • 27910

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            I am just fucking around


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                                                                                            • GatorB
                                                                                              The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                              • 18208

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Whoc ares if someone is a "real" webmaster? Can I write HTML. yes. being a "real" webmaster I'm surpirsed you didn't ask about Xhtml or Css. Never used Photshop. I can and have used FTP. Don't jack shit about php, scripts, and mysql dbs. Don't really need to at this point. My method of making money doesn't actually require any of that. And in the end that's the bottom line. Of course I don't call myself a "webmaster" either. I consider myself more of salesman since basically what I do is get people to buy products and/or services for companies in which I am paid a comission.

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                                                                                              • Barefootsies
                                                                                                Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                                                • 42635

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                All of theee above.

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                                                                                                • Nookster
                                                                                                  Confirmed IT Professional
                                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                                  • 3744

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by media
                                                                                                  I'd say 2/3 of the webmaster population is not really a true webmaster.. more of a wysiwyg type person with limited scripting knownledge...
                                                                                                  I agree. (This includes Headless)
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                                                                                                  • seeric
                                                                                                    ..........
                                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                                    • 41917

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Headless
                                                                                                    Are you one?

                                                                                                    Can you write html?

                                                                                                    Do you know your way around photoshop?

                                                                                                    How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

                                                                                                    You know anything about automation?

                                                                                                    Do you know how to read your stats?


                                                                                                    I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....


                                                                                                    this guy is

                                                                                                    http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/archi...ar3/z01783.jpg

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                                                                                                    • Nookster
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                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                      • 3744

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
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