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  • Compdoctor
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1937

    #1

    Sunday's Joke

    A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees.
    None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

    "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end.

    After the nurse inserted the thermometer, she announced, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

    She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

    Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

    After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."
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  • digifan
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    • Oct 2002
    • 14618

    #2
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    • Vitasoy
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      • Oct 2003
      • 58202

      #3
      That gave me a chuckle


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      • Way3
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        • Mar 2007
        • 1727

        #4
        Nice one Compdoctor!!!!

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        • woj
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          • Jul 2002
          • 47880

          #5
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          • SexualDragon
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            • Aug 2006
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            #6
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            • SexualDragon
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              • Aug 2006
              • 3038

              #7
              As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

              She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

              A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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              • KILL_FRENZY
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                • Aug 2006
                • 6184

                #8

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                • sicone
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                  • Jan 2004
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                  #9

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                  • Dirty Lord
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                    • Nov 2007
                    • 2681

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                    • Zuzana Designs
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                      • Feb 2005
                      • 20900

                      #11
                      lol good one

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                      • Kenny B!
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                        • Jun 2003
                        • 5718

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SexualDragon
                        As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

                        She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

                        A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
                        Good one!
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                        • Brother Bilo
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                          • Jun 2007
                          • 4193

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SexualDragon
                          As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

                          She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

                          A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
                          Awesome!

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                          • D
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 7412

                            #14
                            I had missed this one yesterday.



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                            • D
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2006
                              • 7412

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SexualDragon
                              As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

                              She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

                              A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".


                              This one gets told to my girlfriend when I get home... haha...
                              -D.
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