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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
    • 51460
    #1

    Never, never never EVER tell a woman....

    ...that she's not a good cook...






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    • ronaldo
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2002
      • 5475
      #2
      This is the truth.

      My wife is a GREAT cook and I'm sure to tell her that often, and with every great meal she makes, BUT if she doesn't meet her OWN standards one day and she ASKS me, I'll be honest.

      "It's missing a little something today, but it's still good. Thanks for dinner."

      Even that statement will send her into an hour long sulk.

      She wouldn't BarBQ my goodies though.

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        • CDSmith
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2001
          • 51460
          #3
          Originally posted by ronaldo
          She wouldn't BarBQ my goodies though.
          Tell yourself whatever you need to. :D
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            • LittleSassy
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              • May 2005
              • 7402
              #4
              ...that's plain wicked

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                • Raven
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 6874
                  #5
                  I once told my husband that if he didn't like something I cooked, I would make sure it was served to him for the next fifty years, because I do not read minds.

                  He learned quickly and now he no longer has to eat ham and cabbage.

                  So, tell the pouting woman to get over it. Taste is subjective.
                  Raven

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                    • ronaldo
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 5475
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Raven
                      So, tell the pouting woman to get over it. Taste is subjective.
                      Nah, because after the sulk session is over, she tries to make up for it with head.

                      Coincidentally, her cooking hasn't been QUITE up to par, ever since I recognized this pattern.
                      Last edited by ronaldo; 01-30-2006, 10:05 AM.

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                        • LauraLee
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                          • Sep 2003
                          • 3821
                          #7
                          Originally posted by ronaldo
                          Nah, because after the sulk session is over, she tries to make up for it with head.

                          Coincidentally, her cooking hasn't been QUITE up to par, ever since I recognized this pattern.
                          That is some funny shit

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                            • Screaming
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                              • Feb 2004
                              • 18972
                              #8
                              That is just fucking gross..

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                                • EroticySteve
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                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 4365
                                  #9
                                  So if she's a bad cook, she'll make you BBQ meat and wieners?
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                                    • Violetta
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                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 28735
                                      #10
                                      my gf is a funny cook. She has her own methods!

                                      But I love it
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                                        • everestcash
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 2194
                                          #11
                                          that's a sick picture

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                                            • Raven
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 6874
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by ronaldo
                                              Nah, because after the sulk session is over, she tries to make up for it with head.

                                              Coincidentally, her cooking hasn't been QUITE up to par, ever since I recognized this pattern.
                                              Sounds like you two have it all worked out satisfactorily...

                                              Weighing the 'not quite up to par' with head...well, head wins, hands down.
                                              Raven

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                                                • Wiggles
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 14423
                                                  #13
                                                  tastes like chicken i bet.
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                                                    • reynold
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 51271
                                                      #14
                                                      Any comment about a woman's dish and her method of cooking should be kept to one's self, or else...

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                                                        • DWB
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 31779
                                                          #15
                                                          also never tell her when your cumming... don't give her a chance to jump off or pull it out of her mouth. :-)

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                                                            • u-Bob
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                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 33063
                                                              #16
                                                              does it come with white sauce?

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                                                                • PlugRush Sascha
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                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 2772
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Haha, thanks for the advice. I'm about to get married in a couple weeks.
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                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 51460
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by EroticySteve
                                                                      So if she's a bad cook, she'll make you BBQ meat and wieners?
                                                                      Not quite. I believe what's really going on with this particular woman is that she has invited over 15 of her girlfriends for a barbecue. Some of those friends no doubt brought along their own man's goodies to throw on the grill.
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                                                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 10581
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I wish I was a shitty cook.. then maybe I would some free time to do things I want to do besides feed the beasts 3-4 times a day.

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                                                                            • Sosa
                                                                              In Tushy Land
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 40149
                                                                              #20
                                                                              i love my fiance's cooking. Too bad I can't eat all the food though or I gain so much weight!

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