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  • KevinK83
    I scan my content from Penthouse
    • Jan 2006
    • 35
    #1

    serious question: how do I get my girlfriend back

    okay, so this all started a week ago....i was hanging out with some guy friends, and i admitted that i masturbated a few times when i was younger.....one of them told my girlfriend and she dumped me there in the middle of the lunchroom


    what can i do to win her hart back?
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    • Dirty F
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 59204
      #2
      Fucking troll.

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        • Dirty F
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2001
          • 59204
          #3
          Wait, no you arent serious right?

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            • kernelpanic
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2005
              • 2961
              #4
              You drink bleach, then go play in traffic. Girls always love a risk taker.


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                • KevinK83
                  I scan my content from Penthouse
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 35
                  #5
                  no frank, Im serious about this.....i know my grammer is kinda bad, but i never was good in english


                  i figured i could get some adult opinions here......she means the world to me, and i want to be with her for the rest of my life

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                    • CDSmith
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2001
                      • 51460
                      #6
                      Let her go.

                      If a chick dumps you over something so retarded as that she obviously has a lot of growing up to do.

                      I'm assuming your thread is on the level here though. :D
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                        • Doctor Dre
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 51692
                          #7
                          some adult opinions ? meaning you are a kid ?
                          Originally posted by rayadp05
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                            • Promo Chicks
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 470
                              #8
                              lunchroom??? YOUR TO YOUNG FOR A GIRLFRIEND! GO BUY SOME PORN AND JACK OFF
                              ...making a little cash, keeping our panties on.

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                                • Dirty F
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 59204
                                  #9
                                  No, your grammar is fine its just that...uhm..
                                  Damn, i still cant believe this is real but anyway:

                                  We all masturbated/masturbate
                                  More than a few times
                                  She did it as well
                                  She does it as well
                                  If she drops you for that you really dont want her back.

                                  I cant believe im replying to this...ah well.

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                                    • woj
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                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 47880
                                      #10
                                      sucks to be you

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                                        • Hue G. Pness
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 1237
                                          #11
                                          worst fake nic ever
                                          GFY Voice of Reason

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                                            • kernelpanic
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jan 2005
                                              • 2961
                                              #12
                                              Can the resident bookie please give me the over/under for this kid's age?


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                                                • Screaming
                                                  I can change this!!!!!
                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 18972
                                                  #13
                                                  yeah this is going for stupidest thread ever right

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                                                    • fr0gman
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 2093
                                                      #14
                                                      I tell you how to get her back.

                                                      Drop by my house about 3:30 AM. I should be done fucking her brains out by then and you guys will be able to communicte better than ever before.

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                                                        • Hue G. Pness
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 1237
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by kernelpanic
                                                          Can the resident bookie please give me the over/under for this kid's age?
                                                          Sure fake nic age 28 +/- 3 years.
                                                          GFY Voice of Reason

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                                                            • fris
                                                              I have to go potty
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 55789
                                                              #16
                                                              ok kak azn or whoever, please leave, this board is for serious internets people only
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                                                                • Spunky
                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 133978
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Impress her with your bling

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                                                                    • Hue G. Pness
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 1237
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by fris
                                                                      ok kak azn or whoever, please leave, this board is for serious internets people only
                                                                      Yea that just caught me as well. I'm not sure what kak gets off on being the biggest dipshit on the boards ever but I think you are on to something. I myself am now guilty of not simply ignoring this idiot's posts. It's too bad because if everyone ignored this stupidity it would probably get old for them and go away.
                                                                      GFY Voice of Reason

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                                                                        • Sosa
                                                                          In Tushy Land
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 40149
                                                                          #19
                                                                          your girl dumped you because you masterbated when you were younger? WOW

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                                                                            • Spider Ninja
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                              • 2051
                                                                              #20
                                                                              haha...you start a porn site and make a million bucks...that will get her back

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                                                                                • KevinK83
                                                                                  I scan my content from Penthouse
                                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                                  • 35
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  do girls really like chocolate....ive never tried those lol

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                                                                                    • Spider Ninja
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                      • 2051
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by fris
                                                                                      ok kak azn or whoever, please leave, this board is for serious internets people only
                                                                                      yeah, we very serious here

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                                                                                        • CDSmith
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                          • 51460
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I once had a girl who broke up with me because I didn't see her enough.

                                                                                          Her exact words were (over the phone) "I'm breaking up with you because I don't see you enough"

                                                                                          Seriously.

                                                                                          Oh, and I was 17, she was 15. We never got to the point of having sex, but I admit that I did masterbate to her several times.
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                                                                                            • FlogTheLog
                                                                                              CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch
                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                              • 3842
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by woj

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                                                                                                • Loryn
                                                                                                  Super Connector
                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                  • 12853
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  This is the only other nic that came up for him:

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                                                                                                  This thread is stupid. Your girl should get off on watching you getting off. Grow up, move on, there will be more girls who are better!


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