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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714
    #1

    I was just in the bathroom taking a dump and

    So I was just in the bathroom taking a dump and I was reading "Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader". It had this little passage that I find so relevant, I'm going to take the time to actually type it out here for all of you:

    The mating ritual of a type of flies called Hilira, commonly known as "dance flies," involves gift giving. The male catches a small insect, wraps it in silk and then presents it - along with a wing-waving mating dance - to his potential mate. When she accepts it, he mounts her while she's busy eating the gift.

    Some dance flies are too lazy to even catch the bug. In one species, the male offers the female what looks like a gift wrapped insect. While she unwraps it he mates with her, trying to complete the act before she discovers there's no gift in the bundle.
    Ladies? Sound like most men you know?


    BTW: That shit took me forever to type so I deserve a spamie:
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    • Doctor Dre
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 51692
      #2
      So it actually takes enough time for gay people to read something while taking a shit ? I would have thought that taking a shit was something instant for you guys.
      Originally posted by rayadp05
      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • Lord Nelson
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2006
          • 715
          #3
          was there a lot of semen and ky jelly in your shit?

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            • BoyAlley
              So Fucking Gay
              • Nov 2004
              • 19714
              #4
              Originally posted by Lord Nelson
              was there a lot of semen and ky jelly in your shit?
              First off I wouldn't talk if I were you, cuz "Lord Nelson" sounds like the name of either a nelly fag or a show dog......

              Secondly, I REALLY hope ur not using KY when you do anal sex with any women you managed to get drunk enough to allow you. KY is the WORST lube in the WORLD for anal sex.

              Use ID Glide. She'll enjoy it a LOT more, trust me I know, I'm a fag!

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                • Oracle Porn
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 24433
                  #5
                  heh funny


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                    • kernelpanic
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 2961
                      #6
                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                      First off I wouldn't talk if I were you, cuz "Lord Nelson" sounds like the name of either a nelly fag or a show dog......

                      Secondly, I REALLY hope ur not using KY when you do anal sex with any women you managed to get drunk enough to allow you. KY is the WORST lube in the WORLD for anal sex.

                      Use ID Glide. She'll enjoy it a LOT more, trust me I know, I'm a fag!
                      Ignore Lord Nelson; its a troll account.


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                        • boner 2.0
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 10970
                          #7
                          I've been shiting liquid for about 10 days Doctor, what can I do?

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                            • BoyAlley
                              So Fucking Gay
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 19714
                              #8
                              Originally posted by kernelpanic
                              Ignore Lord Nelson; its a troll account.
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                                • SquireMD
                                  ICQ # 229-616-436
                                  • May 2005
                                  • 794
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                  First off I wouldn't talk if I were you, cuz "Lord Nelson" sounds like the name of either a nelly fag or a show dog......

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                                    • Lord Nelson
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jan 2006
                                      • 715
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                      First off I wouldn't talk if I were you, cuz "Lord Nelson" sounds like the name of either a nelly fag or a show dog......
                                      Admiral Lord Nelson was perhaps the most brilliant naval tactitian of all time. Besides that, he had fucked a ton of women and there was hardly anything gay about him.

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                                        • Lord Nelson
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jan 2006
                                          • 715
                                          #11
                                          but of course you uneducated hicks haven't read a single book in your lives, so...

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                                            • Baker Rd
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 647
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                              So it actually takes enough time for gay people to read something while taking a shit ? I would have thought that taking a shit was something instant for you guys.
                                              I only opened this thread to see who would make this response... lol
                                              money talks and bullshit walks.

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                                                • BoyAlley
                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 19714
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Lord Nelson
                                                  but of course you uneducated hicks haven't read a single book in your lives, so...



                                                  Wasn't the original topic of this thread me having READ something in Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader while I was taking a dump? I just KNOW you're not dissin Uncle John!

                                                  Besides, I'm not the one trying to fuck people in the ass with "KY Jelly".
                                                  Last edited by BoyAlley; 01-28-2006, 07:23 PM.

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                                                    • 3M TA3
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                      • 2972
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Lord Nelson
                                                      but of course you uneducated hicks haven't read a single book in your lives, so...

                                                      didn't this thread start because someone was reading a book?

                                                      edit: tttooo slow

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                                                        • Lord Nelson
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                          • 715
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                          Wasn't the original topic of this thread me having READ something in Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader while I was taking a dump? I just KNOW you're not dissin Uncle John!
                                                          I was talking about reading some real books.



                                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                          Besides, I'm not the one trying to fuck people in the ass with "KY Jelly".
                                                          yes, we are aware that youre a 'cathcer' rather than a 'pitcher"

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                                                            • nico-t
                                                              emperor of my world
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 29901
                                                              #16
                                                              are there gay flies?

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                                                                • iwantchixx
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 12860
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Is this what being gay is all about?

                                                                  Trying to make guys look like idiots to gainf emale companionship?

                                                                  News flash, you're not a chick. You'll never really be one of the girls.

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                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 19714
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                                                      Trying to make guys look like idiots to gainf emale companionship?

                                                                      News flash, you're not a chick. You'll never really be one of the girls.
                                                                      Damn dude! You sound like a bitter old Queen and shit! U need to get laid or somethin....

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                                                                        • Fah King
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                          • 676
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Boy alley is cool so like stop bitching bitchez!
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                                                                            • nico-t
                                                                              emperor of my world
                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 29901
                                                                              #20
                                                                              i think "The Fly" was gay

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                                                                                • iwantchixx
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 12860
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                  Damn dude! You sound like a bitter old Queen and shit! U need to get laid or somethin....


                                                                                  No just a guy sick of flamboyant attempts to be 'one of the girls' and corrupting them.

                                                                                  You have a penis, get over it!

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                                                                                    • iwantchixx
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 12860
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Fah King
                                                                                      Boy alley is cool so like stop bitching bitchez!
                                                                                      You must be his anal victim.

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                                                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                          • 19714
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                                                                          No just a guy sick of flamboyant attempts to be 'one of the girls' and corrupting them.
                                                                                          Oooooh I get it now. Some fag stole your last girlfriend from you!

                                                                                          You redneck biggots crack me up
                                                                                          Last edited by BoyAlley; 01-28-2006, 11:59 PM.

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                                                                                            • iwantchixx
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 12860
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                              Oooooh I get it now. Some fag stole your last girlfriend from you!

                                                                                              You redneck biggots crack me up
                                                                                              Ahhh. I'm a biggot. Typical.

                                                                                              hardly a redneck.

                                                                                              Just see right through the whole 'i know how you feel girls' bit.

                                                                                              and no gay man stole my ex. If a gay man wants her, they can have her Will keep her out of my hair.

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                                                                                                • phogirl69
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 3330
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I didn't get to ask you this in your "ask a gay guy questions" thread, but I've always wanted to know, is it really true to that a lot of gay guys are into decorating and are really good at it? I was watching Room Raiders on mtv, it was a gay version with all these dudes from LaJolla, and all their places were decorated really nice and stylish, it looks like they were really into decorating... And usually when they have regular room raiders the houses aren't decorated as nice.

                                                                                                  Also, as a gay man, what kind of furniture do you recommend? West Elm??? I'm not even a guy, I'm actually a female, but I like gay guys taste, I think they
                                                                                                  really know how to decorate and make something look really nice. I like their taste....

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